the official missy elliot unappreciation post Options

[yo pusha]

Hey Missy!

I made this post for you today, because I am tired of you singing of your "sexy cha cha" and how "nobody ever fucks you like the first time". Female Ruben Studdard, nobody wants to hear that!! Also, I don't like your music. You are the artist that single handedly ruins classic beats.

Beep Beep! //
Who got the keys to tha' jeep? //

STOP IT!!! No, you aren't creative. Music fans don't even know what they are supporting. How can you guys make such a big blunder, mistaking "wack" for "creative"??

xo, steven ding




ps. your shoes are wack. and you are a biter.

[*Statistik*]

I am speechless.

[yo pusha]

yes she is that bad. let me ask you guys this : why do you like her? is it because of her undeniable beauty? her nonpariel lyricism? her sex appeal? her boots? because she is a female doing well in an male dominated industry? please enlighten me..

[yo pusha]

I don't particularly like her..but she makes enjoyable music for the audience she targets her music towards..

that doesn't really make sense.. cause every artist does that... lol.. artists make musics their fans like.. thats why they are called "fans".. or else they wouldnt be fans.. haha

[*RiC3xBoy*]

According to her....

I'm really,really hot
Everytime my records drop
Radio says I won't stop
Cus' I'm killin' em'

[yo pusha]

I was trying to say she wasn't completely talentless..if she can entertain an audience..

two words

william hung

[*Statistik*]

She's not even that attracting...she's disgusting to me.

[The_AZN_Godfathe...]

Ugh, I don't really like her either.

I can't believe that one song... I think "Work It" was a Grammy Nominee. That song was just... out of place.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Missy Elliot, thinks she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here
i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here

Afroman - Whack Rappers. Check that shit out Lol.

[fameONE]

You give Missy too much credit, Ding. Check the credits on her albums and see the team of producers and ghostwriters.

You should be hatin' on Magoo and Skillz. They write a lot of her lyrics.

[yo pusha]

i really hope skillz and magoo arent the ones writing about her having a "sexy cha cha" because then they are officially suspect..

[*Weird addiction*]

Please...she's talented. So what if they write her songs for her? She sings them well and she's making $$ like hell. Stop whining, she's good.

[NoSex]

She definitely is a beat thief.

[*mzkandi*]

Whoooaaa....I'm glad somebody said it. I use to be ok with Missy but lately she has been getting on my last damn nerve. It's numerous things, most of which have already been stated in the first post. The Road to Stardom , anyone? Yeah, Missy sit it down home girl.

[racoons > you]

two words

william hung

that doesnt prove your argument, you know... hes an entertainer, and if can entertain an audience, he is therefore good at what he does.

i like pass that dutch. it makes me smile

[hi-C]

i really hope skillz and magoo arent the ones writing about her having a "sexy cha cha" because then they are officially suspect..

It's "cho-cha" but whatever.

[simx]

True... she can entertain an audience... I'm just not apart of that particular audience.

[sprezzatura]

Isn't it depreciation not unappreciation?

Anyhow, I don't like her.

[KissMe2408]

I don't think Missy Elliott is as horrible as you make her out to be.
Even though people write her lyrics for her, and she doesn't look exactly like a model or whatever, that's fine. I mean, hey power to her for making it this far without fitting into a size 2.
She obviously knows how to market herself, which isn't that easy, and she knows the right people, blah , blah, blah.
There's a lot more then just singing. But hey I used to sing her songs back in the day...2002? i think. lol Missy is ok. I wouldn't say she is horrible. I personally think she is creative, or the people who write for her creative...not necessarily the lyrics, but the music. I mean, it's so..random..lol i dunno. flame on.

[lilliannnn]

I like her. And I don't think she's ugly.


Haha, maybe I shouldn't be posting in this thread then....

[miss barnes]

i like her...she's funny to me.

[yo pusha]

one missy elliot doesnt produce most of her hit songs so dont give her credit for that, and the ones which she does produce she is a biter. blackstar's childrens story sounds like it was directed to her.. yes i know its not lol

she can entertain an audiance. that is not as hard as it sounds. i find it funny how everyone here hates on 50 cent because he can market himself and entertain his "target audiance" but love people like ruben studdard i mean missy elliot who can entertain their target audiance. i could go into a mental institution and start singing and everyone there would be entertained. am i comparing missy elliots fans to mental dudes? yes.. am i being a tad bit extreme? maybe.. why am i giving myself an interview? i dont know..

by your reasoning, everybody in the music industry has the talent to entertain their target audiance.. which is true.. but then why is there such thing as a hater??

She sings them well and she's making $$ like hell. Stop whining, she's good.

i am hating on missy elliot because her sex appeal is at such a low level that she could not be singing about her sexy cha cha or how she wants you to f**k her like the first time.. i am hating because all her beats are jacked.. i am hating because she doesnt write hre own shit.. because her creativity is overrated.. because her shoes are wack.. because she treats other people as inferiors.. because she is NOT good.. take a second to examine her stolen lyrics and you will realize that she is just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick..

why do you like her? because of her production? then you like her production team.. because of her lyrics? then you like her ghostwriters.. because of her creativity? then you like her video personnel.. because shes a "big" african american woman making money? then you are blinded.. because of the way she dresses? then you like her stylists.. because of her sex appeal? then you should kill yourself..

scream @ me

[*Weird addiction*]

i am hating on missy elliot because her sex appeal is at such a low level that she could not be singing about her sexy cha cha or how she wants you to f**k her like the first time.. i am hating because all her beats are jacked.. i am hating because she doesnt write hre own shit.. because her creativity is overrated.. because her shoes are wack.. because she treats other people as inferiors.. because she is NOT good.. take a second to examine her stolen lyrics and you will realize that she is just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick..

why do you like her? because of her production? then you like her production team.. because of her lyrics? then you like her ghostwriters.. because of her creativity? then you like her video personnel.. because shes a "big" african american woman making money? then you are blinded.. because of the way she dresses? then you like her stylists.. because of her sex appeal? then you should kill yourself..

scream @ me

Haha. I like her because she's talented...YES. I mean, so what if people write her lyrics for her? she does a damn good job...she's making money like hell, she sells thousands of cds and all those shit.
To you, Missy might not be "hot" but to others she is. That's just your personal opinion...like it or not, she's talented...so what if she's "just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick"? She's making the money, she's having fun...and she's entertaining the audience and to me, that's all that matters...

[racoons > you]

because she is NOT good.. take a second to examine her stolen lyrics and you will realize that she is just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick..

well if that is what she is trying to do, she is certainly succeeding, therefore she is good at what she does.

[yo pusha]

Haha. I like her because she's talented...YES. I mean, so what if people write her lyrics for her? she does a damn good job...she's making money like hell, she sells thousands of cds and all those shit.
To you, Missy might not be "hot" but to others she is. That's just your personal opinion...like it or not, she's talented...so what if she's "just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick"? She's making the money, she's having fun...and she's entertaining the audience and to me, that's all that matters...

you make zero sense.. what does she do a "damn good job" of?

well if that is what she is trying to do, she is certainly succeeding, therefore she is good at what she does.

no, thats her publicist and record label and producers that are doing a good job, she is just a puppet being used in an experiement