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whats the dumbest thing you ever said?
aznxdreamer
post Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
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a friend: "geez lucy, you're so slow!"
me: "I am not stoned!"

all i can think of for now.
 

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aznxdreamer   whats the dumbest thing you ever said?   Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
Santas_Helper   Me: Hey santa when's the next time we're g...   Dec 24 2005, 11:52 PM
salcha   THAT'S SO MEAN   Dec 24 2005, 11:53 PM
smearedmakeup   :looks at elephants giving birth: Me: omg, those a...   Dec 25 2005, 12:04 AM
mzbbc   QUOTE(smearedmakeup @ Dec 25 2005, 1:04 AM):l...   Dec 25 2005, 02:31 PM
xnofearx   "I can no-scope with rockets" If you pl...   Dec 25 2005, 12:10 AM
De112   QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 24 2005, 11:10 PM)...   Dec 25 2005, 12:12 AM
xnofearx   ^ He gets it...   Dec 25 2005, 12:13 AM
jEllyBeaNs   well i was talkin to suzzette on aim, and she was ...   Dec 25 2005, 12:29 AM
xblueradiance   QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Dec 25 2005, 1:29 AM)well ...   Dec 25 2005, 01:08 AM
yo pusha   waiter: how would you like your steak cooked? me: ...   Dec 25 2005, 01:42 AM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   Has the bus come yet ? I dont even know. Ive sa...   Dec 25 2005, 01:47 AM
hiromi   Well, we were playing this weird handgame where yo...   Dec 25 2005, 08:31 AM
xnofearx   Me: Your total comes to $175. Customer: *hand...   Dec 25 2005, 02:28 PM
Retro_Love   *sigh* It was on Thanksgiving. Me: Mom does turkey...   Dec 25 2005, 02:43 PM
Babi3xFoOlish   friend: whats the capital of texas? me: washington...   Dec 25 2005, 03:57 PM
Nickerrs.   QUOTE(Babi3xFoOlish @ Dec 25 2005, 10:57 ...   Jul 13 2006, 09:03 PM
omgah_itsmaggiex   haha. friend-it feels like its halloween me-NO. i...   Dec 25 2005, 03:58 PM
Endless_Symphony   Talking to my best friend about my other best frie...   Dec 25 2005, 04:57 PM
salcha   (on myspace) Jerome: GUNG HAY FAT CHOY! Me: WT...   Dec 25 2005, 05:41 PM
smearedmakeup   QUOTE(salcha @ Dec 25 2005, 4:41 PM)(on myspa...   Dec 26 2005, 04:14 AM
Tribal J_Rome   QUOTE(smearedmakeup @ Dec 26 2005, 2:14 AM)I ...   Dec 26 2005, 04:56 PM
Tribal J_Rome   ^LOL yah i was like wat the fu.......   Dec 25 2005, 05:47 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo   Me : "Tern off the lights save the trees...   Dec 25 2005, 05:50 PM
silver rain   Hmm, once when I was with my ex, we were walking a...   Dec 25 2005, 06:15 PM
aznxdreamer   "whats the capital of chicago?" i just ...   Dec 25 2005, 07:49 PM
BrandonSaunders   Her: You're amazing! Me: Yea, you aren...   Dec 25 2005, 08:04 PM
smearedmakeup   QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 25 2005, 7:04 PM)...   Dec 25 2005, 08:09 PM
HolyMoly   Man I have a few. Well, for Christmas my lil sis g...   Dec 25 2005, 09:17 PM
mzbbc   friend: [naming states] blah blah blah oh yea and ...   Dec 25 2005, 10:31 PM
the orb x   friend: hey Luis you're gay me: that's wha...   Dec 26 2005, 01:26 AM
Stephire   Me: I had to go buy my mom a cock. Oliva: COCK?...   Dec 26 2005, 06:08 AM
sw33t_rouge   teacher: what is the pigment that makes plants gre...   Dec 26 2005, 09:15 AM
Programmer   Girl: i think... Me: you love me? Girl: welll.... ...   Dec 26 2005, 09:22 AM
jEllyBeaNs   ^haha LMAO :D   Dec 26 2005, 11:02 AM
AngelicEyz00   "You smell like raw milk" I meant spoil...   Dec 26 2005, 05:09 PM
xnofearx   *Eddie and Blair listening to Shakira - La Tortura...   Dec 26 2005, 06:01 PM
AngelicEyz00   QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 26 2005, 4:01 PM)*Eddie ...   Dec 26 2005, 06:39 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   1942 was when columbus sailed the ocean blue.   Dec 26 2005, 06:10 PM
inn0c3ntm0nk3y   QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Dec 26 2005, 6:10 ...   Jul 13 2006, 11:27 PM
Lizzz.   "do we need to put the title on the title pag...   Dec 26 2005, 06:25 PM
RupertGrintluvr15   Is it raining?   Dec 26 2005, 06:44 PM
Chii   this happened on christmas eve when i was spooning...   Dec 26 2005, 10:54 PM
simx   haha my friend plays CS and to screw with people h...   Dec 27 2005, 01:06 AM
Gearbox   You guys should check out Bill Engvall. He has the...   Dec 27 2005, 04:24 AM
xnofearx   ^ lol that was pretty funny.   Dec 27 2005, 10:34 AM
DizzyDucky09   i was out with one of my friends and we were talki...   Dec 27 2005, 08:02 PM
andromeda_90   QUOTE(DizzyDucky09 @ Dec 27 2005, 8:02 PM)i w...   Jan 3 2006, 04:01 PM
m.ar.i.a   there is alot but i cant think of them right now ...   Dec 27 2005, 08:03 PM
vash1530   ain't not nobody no nothin 'bout nothin...   Dec 27 2005, 08:44 PM
Smoogrish   "I thinked? I thunk! That's it!...   Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM
grrfield   QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM)...   Dec 27 2005, 11:04 PM
PR3TTY PLUS TAX   DID I JUSS MISS THE 5 OCLOCK CRACK GIVEAWAY?   Dec 28 2005, 12:51 AM
anubis   i can't remember any of mine but my friend sai...   Dec 28 2005, 01:00 AM
deus_ex_machina   "hmm... so... uh... this thing here is the po...   Dec 28 2005, 01:19 AM
celticsluvr   i think i asked someone is it raining when it was,...   Dec 28 2005, 01:24 AM
xnofearx   Tony: Put the bomb on the X. Eddie: *looks around ...   Dec 28 2005, 01:30 AM
iced__cappucino   well i have alot but this one my friend said... Me...   Dec 28 2005, 02:53 AM
xnofearx   Aaron: Look through the window for me.... Eddie: I...   Dec 28 2005, 09:08 PM
synthetic truths   Mari : how do you do the upside down exclamation p...   Jan 2 2006, 06:40 AM
iNyCxShoRT   JULIANA: I can't imagine my parents doing it. ...   Jan 2 2006, 10:45 AM
Socialite   I say stupid shit all the time. This past Novembe...   Jan 2 2006, 09:19 PM
mzbbc   well in science a longgg time ago my teacher was t...   Jan 2 2006, 11:36 PM
Levy2k6   "so you want me to shoot the ball into the ho...   Jan 2 2006, 11:40 PM
iced__cappucino   i literally have so many stupid questions/phrases ...   Jan 3 2006, 12:33 AM
racoons > you   in spanish i asked if they spoke another language ...   Jan 3 2006, 11:34 AM
mouse_3k   me: suck my d**k lol yah... I heard one of my ...   Jan 3 2006, 11:37 AM
shereyol   me: sup friend: waiting for the shower me: lol why...   Jan 3 2006, 12:03 PM
mzbbc   [talkin about jessica simpson] me: haha yea well s...   Jan 3 2006, 03:58 PM
DaTru KataLYST   I was in China and I lost some English syntax skil...   Jan 4 2006, 10:42 PM
xscore   the dumbest thing i've said...hmmm this past ...   Jan 4 2006, 10:48 PM
racoons > you   well my friends and i ere on the london undergroun...   Jan 5 2006, 06:59 AM
aznxdreamer   my friend: is this beef? me: i dno, it might be co...   Jan 6 2006, 04:44 PM
De112   I told my friend, "Dang bro, your breath smel...   Jan 6 2006, 05:00 PM
xnofearx   Best Friend: Shutup Eddie no one likes you... Me:...   Jan 6 2006, 08:04 PM
Gypsy Eyes   I didn't say this but my friend Katie did and ...   Jan 6 2006, 08:10 PM
Lil_Cloud   *chattering about places we've been with my gi...   Jan 6 2006, 08:52 PM
sw33t_rouge   whats second hand smoking? *silence* class s...   Jan 7 2006, 01:38 PM
crazedbaby   This kid I like was asking me wha talent in school...   Jan 7 2006, 08:04 PM
Sol_Katti   It was Christmas Day, and I was a bit grump for no...   Jan 8 2006, 08:44 AM
mzbbc   ahh my latest i am very gulliable me: omgosh gues...   Jan 8 2006, 05:07 PM
azngrl7691   lol this was my frend but one time we were doing o...   Jan 12 2006, 10:35 AM
sweetest_emotion   Sam: You know he's moving to New York? Me: Tha...   Jan 12 2006, 08:37 PM
De112   Me: *walking around with electronic belt that has ...   Jan 12 2006, 09:04 PM
xnofearx   Customer: Can you please get me this Magnavox TV. ...   Jan 12 2006, 11:32 PM
thriftstoresecrets   the guy I like was giving me a scalp masage... ME...   Jan 13 2006, 08:40 PM
colleen92   it was world aids day and we were learning all the...   Jul 13 2006, 08:51 PM
Steph Chan   *at the dinnertable, eating dinner* "I'm...   Jul 13 2006, 11:38 PM
forza   I got arrested once for being a smartass to a cop ...   Jul 14 2006, 12:17 AM
ECD & C0   mike: ew a dead bird me [katie]: where *looking u...   Jul 14 2006, 11:19 AM
Nickerrs.   QUOTE(ECD & C0 @ Jul 14 2006, 6:19 AM...   Jul 15 2006, 12:23 AM
ICKY GIRLLL   OOEY GIRLLL: and we were blowing a ball in the hol...   Jul 14 2006, 11:21 AM
marzipan   *on aim a long time ago* my friend: so i'm go...   Jul 14 2006, 02:53 PM
xbabyboo   sister:japan is hella rich. me:na uh tokyo is   Jul 14 2006, 10:55 PM
EAST0AKLAND9800   Friend: Keak Da Sneak is SEXYY. Me: (I was thinkin...   Jul 15 2006, 06:09 AM
ECD & C0   ^-- haha   Jul 15 2006, 01:46 PM
juliar   once in math class, this is something my friend sa...   Jul 15 2006, 03:26 PM
slipper   Friend & I talking about a girl we havn't ...   Jul 15 2006, 04:41 PM
KUBANO   i said hows it going to a terminally ill person   Jul 15 2006, 09:05 PM
moonbuggs   We were in the kitchen... Friend: Man I'm hun...   Jul 15 2006, 09:10 PM
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