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Luster Soldier
post May 15 2004, 09:54 PM
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The following quiz consists of 4 simple questions and will tell you whether you are a true genius.

Scroll down for each answer.


The questions are NOT difficult.




1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.












3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.















4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?





















Correct Answer: You swim across.

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
 
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post May 15 2004, 10:02 PM
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That's so funny. Whoa, I'm not that smart...*cough*
 
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post May 15 2004, 10:04 PM
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LOL im not smart *shakes head* got all the questions wrong.. laugh.gif hahahhha omg, after the first question, i thought it would be the same!! guess it isnt mellow.gif
 
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post May 15 2004, 10:07 PM
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Whoo, I'm smart! happy.gif




Too bad I've heard all 4 of those questions before. biggrin.gif
 
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post May 15 2004, 10:08 PM
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Oh darn, I guess I'm not smart after all.
 
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hammer.gif Im not as smart as i thought
 
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post May 15 2004, 10:29 PM
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hm.. but what if you PUT the elephant in the river or streatm or wahtever, then u can walk across it =P oh nvm >_<"

i got all wrong hahas
 
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post May 15 2004, 10:31 PM
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QUOTE(liquidbluac1d @ May 15 2004, 10:21 PM)
hammer.gif Im not as smart as i thought

Hehe, I got all of them wrong too......Even professors get them wrong, go figure. huh.gif
 
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arrrgghh! i hate this!

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I dont put those things in my fridge.. that's not important in my life. cry.gif
 
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haha, damn, i got 'em all friggin wrong pinch.gif
 
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post May 16 2004, 12:03 AM
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HAHA .. IVE HEARD OF THESE BEFORE ND THE ANSWERS....ND I STILL GOT `EM WRONG!!! . .HOW PATHETIC AM I?? LOL
 
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wow..i got 1 right.. pinch.gif
 
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WOO HOO!! 4/4! i heard it before, a different version...and there was five questions. it was like this hunter jump into the crocodile pond why didn't he die?

and then he went to the animal party and he killed all animals except one, which one?
 
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i got #3 and #4 correct biggrin.gif
 
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I'm dumb biggrin.gif
 
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post May 16 2004, 10:17 AM
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Well ... that took my ego down a couple notches. *cough*
 
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Woohoo! I am smart...but it may be due to the fact that I have taken this quiz before...heh..
 
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Now I feel dumb...cute though tongue.gif
 
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lol that's great, even though it proves that i'm stupid, but hey, its nothing i didnt already know
 
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lol
 
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post May 18 2004, 08:36 PM
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lols hehe i heard some of these before, but they're cutee =]
 
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post May 19 2004, 08:39 AM
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jeesh! im not smart i got all wrong....pinch.gif
 
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i heard all those before!! hahah the first time i got them ALL WRONG >.< but now i got them all right!!...... i dont wanna be a nerd.... =[
 
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yayyy i got the last one right LoL
 
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