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post Jan 1 2006, 01:08 AM
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Chuck D would teach Political Science.

Wu-Tang would be that crew that nobody fcuked wit'.

G-Unit would be that crew that lived in the suburbs but acted hood.

Eminem would be the white kid that got his ass whooped all the time and would just fuel the fire by cleverly insulting everyone who does so.

Canibus would be kid that got his ass whooped because he beat someone in a battle.

Jin would be that asian kid that somehow dressed more hiphop than anyone in the school.

Pimp C would be the kid always in detention.

Biggie would be the fat kid with an incredibly fine girlfriend... and no one could understand why.

E40 would be the kid who no one could understand.

Little Brother would be the coolest kids on campus, but no one would figure that out until after they graduate.

DipSet would be the popular kids. Cam being the captain of the varsity bball team (he played college ball) and Juelz being his shadow. Jim Jones would be the muscle, Jha Jha the down ass chick and the rest of the crew would tag along for street cred.

Paul Wall would be the white guy that was so 'down' that no one really noticed he was white.

The Game would always be starting shit with people and everyone would question why he hadn't gotten his ass whooped yet.

Mos Def, Common, Talib Kweli, De La Soul, Immortal Technique (among others) would be the intellectuals that never really said much to anyone unless there was an issue that needed to be addressed... and everyone would listen.

KanYe West would be that arrogant, cocky prep that people would talk shit about, but would want to be around when he was present.

N.E.R.D. would be the band nerds (PUN!).

The entire Def Jux crew would be the skaters.

Young Jeezy and the Clipse would be the resident dope dealers.

R. Kelly would be the 3rd year senior dating a freshman.

The Roots would be the band that played at all the school dances.

Lil Kim and Trina would be the school whores.

Da Brat would be 'one of the guys.'

Queen Latifah would teach a feminism course.

Outkast and Blackalicious would be the hippies.

Miri Ben Ari would be the orchestra nerd.

Madlib would be the jazz nut (me?).

And Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline would be the whike guys from across town who would come to the school dances to steal moves.
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 11:15 PM
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Immortal Technique would be that one boy who was reforming from hardcore gang life, that everyone was either afraid of, wanted to be the opposite or just like.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Jan 1 2006, 1:14 AM)
Snoop would be Wide Receiver for the Varsity Football team
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Not only would he be on the football team, he would be able to play superbly while stoned.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:42 AM
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i see immortal technique as that weird kid always talkin about conspiracys and the kind of kid that looks like they might be planning a columbine

ya dig
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE(yo pusha @ Jan 1 2006, 11:42 PM)
i see immortal technique as that weird kid always talkin about conspiracys and the kind of kid that looks like they might be planning a columbine

ya dig
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Already.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:47 AM
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QUOTE(yo pusha @ Jan 1 2006, 10:42 PM)
i see immortal technique as that weird kid always talkin about conspiracys and the kind of kid that looks like they might be planning a columbine

ya dig
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Aha, true true. But also a reformed hardcore gang banger ! Lol
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:48 AM
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LOL justin timberlake would be the one white guy all the black girls loved...

snoop dogg would be the class p-i-m-p
lil flip would always be in the principle's office for fighting with t.i
and lil jon would always get in trouble for class disruptions ( YEAAAA!!!)
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 12:50 AM
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Lil Jon - Hesa INSTAGATOR !
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 08:26 PM
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if hiphop were a high school, i would drop out.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 08:27 PM
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^ i think you need to read this
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 08:49 PM
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50 cent will be the bully, jimmyboi will be the victim.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 08:49 PM
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Jason would be that little kid tryin' to be thuggin'...
Wait he's not old enough to be in High School. nevermind jason, I tried.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(bobleponge1991 @ Jan 2 2006, 7:26 PM)
if hiphop were a high school, i would drop out.
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You're an idiot.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:02 PM
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^ahaha, if Hip Hop were a school, they'd probably get jumped out.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:33 PM
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QUOTE(bobleponge1991 @ Jan 2 2006, 6:26 PM)
if hiphop were a high school, i would drop out.
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I think youd be chased out instead.

Lalala..

Who would Crooked I be ? Hmm ... Elaborate.
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:36 PM
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crooked i would be the kid who usually hangs out with ras kass and canibus but wants to join the "popular" group (or the group that sells records) while remaining true to his roots
 
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post Jan 2 2006, 09:52 PM
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I knew Steven would get right on it Lol.
 
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post Jan 3 2006, 03:28 AM
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Mr. Lif would be the rasta with glasses that never left the library. And when people saw him, they'd say things like, "Ay, ain't you that nukka from OZ and The Best Man?!"
 
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QUOTE(bobleponge1991 @ Jan 3 2006, 12:26 PM)
if hiphop were a high school, i would drop out.
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oh look... now you have no class...
 
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QUOTE(wind&fire @ Jan 3 2006, 5:00 AM)
oh look... now you have no class...
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That was damn clever.
 
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Pharell would be the skater...N.O.R.E. would be the D.J., and all the Dons would be in their own little group. Fat Joe would be the opposite of Biggie, aka the fat guy nobody likes.
 
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post Jan 29 2006, 06:33 AM
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"R. Kelly would be the 3rd year senior dating a freshman."


LOLLLLLLLL
 
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post Jan 30 2006, 08:05 PM
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Keak da Sneak would be that guy that nobody could understand for like half a year, and then it suddenly clicked.

E-40 would be the guy who's voice is still cracking.

Yukmouth would be that guy who talks shit about everybody to their faces, but people still hang out with him.

Mistah F.A.B. is the new-guy/turned most popular.
 
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The Diplomats will the run the high school.
 
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post Jan 30 2006, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE(Shahin @ Jan 30 2006, 6:05 PM)
Keak da Sneak would be that guy that nobody could understand for like half a year, and then it suddenly clicked.

E-40 would be the guy who's voice is still cracking.

Yukmouth would be that guy who talks shit about everybody to their faces, but people still hang out with him.

Mistah F.A.B. is the new-guy/turned most popular.
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I can tell you from the Bay. Lol, most people dont know about Bay Rappers.

Ahahah I love Keak. Only a true bay kid could understand the words comin` out his mouf Lol.
 
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post Jan 31 2006, 01:03 AM
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b,Jan 30 2006, 7:04 PM]I can tell you from the Bay. Lol, most people dont know about Bay Rappers.

Ahahah I love Keak. Only a true bay kid could understand the words comin` out his mouf Lol.
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Haha. Gotta love Keak.
''king of the super duper hyphy hyphy hyphy..''
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