If HipHop Were a High School, contribute |
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 Jan 1 2006, 01:08 AM
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Chuck D would teach Political Science.
Wu-Tang would be that crew that nobody fcuked wit'. G-Unit would be that crew that lived in the suburbs but acted hood. Eminem would be the white kid that got his ass whooped all the time and would just fuel the fire by cleverly insulting everyone who does so. Canibus would be kid that got his ass whooped because he beat someone in a battle. Jin would be that asian kid that somehow dressed more hiphop than anyone in the school. Pimp C would be the kid always in detention. Biggie would be the fat kid with an incredibly fine girlfriend... and no one could understand why. E40 would be the kid who no one could understand. Little Brother would be the coolest kids on campus, but no one would figure that out until after they graduate. DipSet would be the popular kids. Cam being the captain of the varsity bball team (he played college ball) and Juelz being his shadow. Jim Jones would be the muscle, Jha Jha the down ass chick and the rest of the crew would tag along for street cred. Paul Wall would be the white guy that was so 'down' that no one really noticed he was white. The Game would always be starting shit with people and everyone would question why he hadn't gotten his ass whooped yet. Mos Def, Common, Talib Kweli, De La Soul, Immortal Technique (among others) would be the intellectuals that never really said much to anyone unless there was an issue that needed to be addressed... and everyone would listen. KanYe West would be that arrogant, cocky prep that people would talk shit about, but would want to be around when he was present. N.E.R.D. would be the band nerds (PUN!). The entire Def Jux crew would be the skaters. Young Jeezy and the Clipse would be the resident dope dealers. R. Kelly would be the 3rd year senior dating a freshman. The Roots would be the band that played at all the school dances. Lil Kim and Trina would be the school whores. Da Brat would be 'one of the guys.' Queen Latifah would teach a feminism course. Outkast and Blackalicious would be the hippies. Miri Ben Ari would be the orchestra nerd. Madlib would be the jazz nut (me?). And Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline would be the whike guys from across town who would come to the school dances to steal moves. |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Jan 1 2006, 01:14 AM
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Snoop would be Wide Receiver for the Varsity Football team
Nelly would be the star baseball player Bow Wow would be the point guard for the basketball team KRS One would teach Hip Hop philosophy 2pac would be teaching theater, and music appreciation Joe Budden, Common, and Fabolous would always be on the freestyle session Young Jeezy would be selling snow on campus 50 cent and Ja Rule will alway have to be in separate classes Alicia Keys and Christina Milian would be the most popular girls in school And Ludacris would always be up on the ladies. |
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Jan 1 2006, 01:19 AM
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 Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
such a random topic........some of them i can see happnin
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| *not_your_average* |
Jan 1 2006, 02:31 AM
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vanilla ice would be the loner kid that no one wanted to sit with.
50 cent would be the troublemaker who always started food fights at lunch. jazze pha, ciara, lil jon, all the "crunk" people would be the new kids everybody wanted to know about. all the bay area artists (keek da sneek and all those people) would be in their own little clique. they'd all be extremely communal. edit: more people! jedi mind tricks would roll with the intellectuals. lauryn hill would be one of the popular girls. chamillionare would be fighting mike jones and slim thug in the parking lot. paul wall would be selling grills to all the wannabe hiphop kids. edit: i'm gonna kill my friend for telling me that royce da 5'9 was from the bay dsofaoifds. -___- This post has been edited by not_your_average: Jan 2 2006, 02:37 PM |
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Jan 1 2006, 02:47 AM
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Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
ha id prolly roll wit tha wu or tha intellectuals.
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Jan 1 2006, 02:56 AM
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Three 6 Mafia would be the goth kids (I made myself laugh at that one)
Skillz would be the kid doing everyone else's homework for profit (he's hiphop's premier ghostwriter). The Luniz wouldn't really be enrolled in school, rather, they'd just always be on campus to buy piff from the resident dope dealers and blaze all the time with Cypress Hill. Papoose would be the new kid that everyone would want to meet. Saigon would be the new kid that everyone is afraid of. MF Doom would be the only kid in school allowed to wear a skimask. K-Os would be that spacey kid that went everywhere with a guitar. He'd never say much because he's quietly laughing at everyone around him. The entire Houston rap movement would chill mainly in the parking lot. Big Pun, Fat Joe, Guerilla Black, Big Moe, Bizarre (among others), would be fighting each other to be first in the lunch line. Raekwon would be the lunch lady (Raekwon the Chef, get it?!) AZ would be the kid that kept dropping out of school and reappearing. |
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Jan 1 2006, 03:00 AM
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Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
haha wouldn't icp be tha goth kids (if u consider that hip-hop)?
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Jan 1 2006, 03:10 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 1 2006, 2:56 AM) AZ would be the kid that kept dropping out of school and reappearing.  wouldn't that be lauryn hill? |
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Jan 1 2006, 03:20 AM
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the game, camron, fabolous, mike jones, mase - varsity basketball team
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Jan 1 2006, 05:26 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 1 2006, 3:56 AM) Three 6 Mafia would be the goth kids (I made myself laugh at that one) Skillz would be the kid doing everyone else's homework for profit (he's hiphop's premier ghostwriter). The Luniz wouldn't really be enrolled in school, rather, they'd just always be on campus to buy piff from the resident dope dealers and blaze all the time with Cypress Hill. Papoose would be the new kid that everyone would want to meet. Saigon would be the new kid that everyone is afraid of. MF Doom would be the only kid in school allowed to wear a skimask. K-Os would be that spacey kid that went everywhere with a guitar. He'd never say much because he's quietly laughing at everyone around him. The entire Houston rap movement would chill mainly in the parking lot. Big Pun, Fat Joe, Guerilla Black, Big Moe, Bizarre (among others), would be fighting each other to be first in the lunch line. Raekwon would be the lunch lady (Raekwon the Chef, get it?!) AZ would be the kid that kept dropping out of school and reappearing. Child, that comment is resented for I began with a stocking. Your acknowledgement of me is rewarded by respect. |
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Jan 1 2006, 06:55 AM
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QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Jan 1 2006, 5:14 PM) Alicia Keys and Christina Milian would be the most popular girls in school theyd be the girls that other girls thought they were effin hot... |
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Jan 1 2006, 11:04 AM
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 yeah. i'm kevin. Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 1 2006, 1:08 AM) And Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline would be the whike guys from across town who would come to the school dances to steal moves. that I could really see happening |
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Jan 1 2006, 02:07 PM
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Missy Elliot would be the art teacher.
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Jan 1 2006, 06:10 PM
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^oooh, snap! i knew there was a correlation between missy and art. ><
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Jan 1 2006, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Dec 31 2005, 11:31 PM) all the bay area artists (keek da sneek, royce da 5'9, etc) would be in their own little clique. they'd all be extremely communal. i wasnt aware that royce da 5'9 was from the bay.. |
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| *not_your_average* |
Jan 1 2006, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(yo pusha @ Jan 1 2006, 6:30 PM) i wasnt aware that royce da 5'9 was from the bay.. that's what i heard. :x |
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Jan 1 2006, 06:54 PM
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 YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 1 2006, 1:08 AM) Jin would be that asian kid that somehow dressed more hiphop than anyone in the school. QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 1 2006, 1:08 AM) And Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline would be the whike guys from across town who would come to the school dances to steal moves. HAHA!! |
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Jan 1 2006, 06:56 PM
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juelz santana would be prom or homecoming king...
and jay z would be class president |
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Jan 1 2006, 06:57 PM
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haha...i love G-units role in the school...very true
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Jan 1 2006, 07:01 PM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
Jay-Z would be the Superintendent of the school
P. Diddy would be the Board of ED supervisor stealing all the little kiddies moneys off of school tuition . |
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Jan 1 2006, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Jan 1 2006, 3:31 AM) vanilla ice would be the loner kid that no one wanted to sit with. That made me laugh  This is a good mood booster. I needed this. |
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Jan 1 2006, 08:03 PM
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^I'm glad I can make you smile, hun.
Cheer up. |
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Jan 1 2006, 08:09 PM
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 music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
Jin would be that asian kid that somehow dressed more hiphop than anyone in the school.
that's pretty much steven. |
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Jan 1 2006, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(De112 @ Jan 1 2006, 7:09 PM) Jin would be that asian kid that somehow dressed more hiphop than anyone in the school. that's pretty much steven. LMFAO 
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Jan 1 2006, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Jan 1 2006, 3:46 PM) that's what i heard. :x hes from detriot dawg 
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