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whats the dumbest thing you ever said?
HolyMoly
post Dec 25 2005, 09:17 PM
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I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus..
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Man I have a few. Well, for Christmas my lil sis got a leap pad and I was playing with it and It said "where is florida?" I pressed Califronia.

And one time when I saw my dads armpit hair I was like dad, does everyone get fur someday.

And my last one I can remember
"Why do we call oranges, oranges?"

I don it alot. Lol.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 10:31 PM
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friend: [naming states] blah blah blah oh yea and NEBRASKA.
me: wait nebraska's a state???? i thought it was a providence of canada!

and then of course he got onto the subject of prostitution when i was like
"wait prostitution's illegal???"

omgosh i hate blonde moments. pinch.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 01:26 AM
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friend: hey Luis you're gay
me: that's what she said
friend: stubborn.gif
 
smearedmakeup
post Dec 26 2005, 04:14 AM
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QUOTE(salcha @ Dec 25 2005, 4:41 PM)
(on myspace)
Jerome: GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!
Me: WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait..
Jerome: blonde moment hahaha
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I don't get it. sad.gif
 
Stephire
post Dec 26 2005, 06:08 AM
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Me: I had to go buy my mom a cock.
Oliva: COCK?!
Me: Ahh, WTF. CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK. I mean clock.
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 09:15 AM
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teacher: what is the pigment that makes plants green?
me: green...? what green..
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 09:22 AM
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Girl: i think...
Me: you love me?
Girl: welll....
ME: You have to think about it?
Girl: I was going to say "i think....we should go our seperate ways"

don't ever try to finish a girls sentence.... it's a dangerous thing laugh.gif whistling.gif

lifelesson well learned laugh.gif cool.gif
 
jEllyBeaNs
post Dec 26 2005, 11:02 AM
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^haha LMAO :D
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 04:56 PM
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wut wut in the butt?
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QUOTE(smearedmakeup @ Dec 26 2005, 2:14 AM)
I don't get it. sad.gif
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gung hay fat choy means happy new years in chinese. u know u say merry christmas and happy new years. sally was having a blonde moment......"WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait.." hahahaha
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 05:09 PM
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"You smell like raw milk"

I meant spoiled. Oh well.
 
EddieV
post Dec 26 2005, 06:01 PM
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*Eddie and Blair listening to Shakira - La Tortura*
Eddie: I like this song
Blair: Me too
*Kiss*
Eddie: What does Tortilla mean?
 
yeseulx3
post Dec 26 2005, 06:10 PM
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Ah, mon Dieu !
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1942 was when columbus sailed the ocean blue.
 
Lizzz.
post Dec 26 2005, 06:25 PM
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f<3ck you.
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"do we need to put the title on the title page?"

yeah that was in class mellow.gif..
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 26 2005, 4:01 PM)
*Eddie and Blair listening to Shakira - La Tortura*
Eddie: I like this song
Blair: Me too
*Kiss*
Eddie: What does Tortilla mean?
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ROFL! laugh.gif What a sucka.
 
iiTsDAYNA
post Dec 26 2005, 06:44 PM
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Is it raining?
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 10:54 PM
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this happened on christmas eve when i was spooning with the guy i see wub.gif

me: did you ever have any pets?
him: i had tetras
me: what? isn't that a game...? huh.gif
him: no, that's tetris, tetras are fish hehe.gif
me: oh blush.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 01:06 AM
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haha my friend plays CS and to screw with people he acts like a total n00b so he always asks "guys.. how do you reload the knife" lmfao!
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 04:24 AM
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You guys should check out Bill Engvall. He has the best stuff in terms of the dumbest things people say.

(ex. "This year I was on a plane and we hit a deer. I called my wife because this is just the stupidest thing I have ever seen. I said "Honey, we hit a deer." There was silence on the other end of the line and finally she said "Oh my God, were you on the ground?" I said "Nope, Santa was making one last delivery this year.")

Here's Your Sign. _smile.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 10:34 AM
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^ lol that was pretty funny.
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 08:02 PM
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Para ti...
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i was out with one of my friends and we were talkin about our eyes and i was like, "wow you do have really big eyes...can u see more?"
...i felt really...really stupid after pinch.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 08:03 PM
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there is alot but i cant think of them right now >< lets see... guess what, chicken butt? lol. i never got that.
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 08:44 PM
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ain't not nobody no nothin 'bout nothin!
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM
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"I thinked? I thunk! That's it!"

I don't know, but at the time, it seemed right.
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM)
"I thinked? I thunk! That's it!"

I don't know, but at the time, it seemed right.
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i've done that before.
i was like, "WHAT'S THE PAST TENSE OF THINK? IS IT THINKED OR THUNK?"
my friends were like blink.gif
 
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post Dec 28 2005, 12:51 AM
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