official confessions, v.3 Options

[*Tainted Euphoria*]

Sometimes I piss myself off on purpose, because it feels a lot better than being sad.

[Retrogressive]

I like Jose's confession the best.

[*jooleeah*]

f**k. I dislike myself even more these days.

[HoodieObsessed]

I think really mean things in my head sometimes about ppl I don't like very much. But I really am not a mean person. And most of the times I don't even mean the things I say in my head...I just say them...cause I donno why.

And I feel really guilty after I Talk about someone behind their back...even though I do sometimes, I can't help it but I never say really mean things...

I critisize what ppl wear in my head, I just can't help it. Even my best friends. it's annoying sometimes. I can't get my brain to stop.

Often I say yes when I mean no.

I imaging alooooot of guys being totally in love with me when I'm trying to go to sleep. haha, sometimes it even disterbs me.

I make jokes to myself in my room and laugh at them. I'm serious. but ti's not as creepy as it sounds...I just make myself crack up sometimes.

ooohhhh and the toughest:

I've touched myself

phew, glad I got those off my chest.

[mzbbc]

i hate it when people over 30 ask me what type of music i like. it's so effing annoying. like they're trying to "understand the corrupted youth of today" or some shit.

old person: and what type of music do you listen to?
me: electronic country and christian rap, actually. sometimes WORLD MUSIC too. [/SARCASM]

[MyCATSwatchingtv]

i'm really mean but only in my head...i don't like a LOT of people.

mee too like im so nice but i strongly dislike so many people

[misskentucky]

In a paint chat thing (Where you can draw online and chat at the same time) someone drew a really, really good picture and scribbled in black all over it. It's ruined. I feel horrible.

I'm a really pathetic person.

[Stephire]

I once took my sister clothes out of the washer and soaked them in my brothers pee then dried them. She wore them without even noticing she smelled like pee.

[Santa Claus]

As Im delivering presents Im sleighing while drunk, I just hope the reindeer police don't hit me with a SWI.

[misskentucky]

I'm pretty much in tears becuase of this:

*Texting*

Me-Go online
Him- No
Me-Goooo Onlinneeee I'm super bored
Him- I don't care.

[*stephinika*]

i am so insecure about us sometimes. i hate it.

[iiTsDAYNA]

I really hate when people start problems with me..

and...

I really hate people like Lizzz

[sadolakced acid]

i find myself not caring about other people sometimes.

because they're the type of people that don't matter.

[steezahh]

i love holding hands with you. its like heaven on earth.

[yo pusha]

ight so last week yall got familiar with thats jeezy... this week new slang i invented

That's Jeezy
Originated from rapper Young Jeezy's ad-libs, "That's Jeezy" is an expession used to convey awe, amazement, or approval. The longer that "Jeezy" is said, the more awe or amazement is conveyed.

Synonyms: Daaaaaaaaaaamn, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, That's Riiiiiiiight.
Antonyms: That's not very impressive, Boring, Wrong.

When Steven first heard the new Joe Budden album, he exclaimed excitedely, "That's Jeezy"!


Brokeback
Originating from the recent movie "Brokeback Mountain" the story of two gay cowboys, Brokeback is a term used to express the homosexuality of any incident.

Synonyms: Gay, Homosexual, Karamo
Antonyms: Straight, Heterosexual

"AiiiYOOOO Son!! Don't ever touch me like that again! That shit is mad brokeback!!"



pc!

[so0o_contagious]

stevens hella stupid. oops. yall new that.

haha im kidding steven, =] love you

[yo pusha]

tran your hella brokeback go away!!

[so0o_contagious]

=[

im sad.

[*Azarel*]

• My last boyfriend was six years older than me.
• When I went down to San Diego last month, I knew that my ex would cheat with me on his current girlfriend, and since I was single at the time, I went along with it, just for laughs, "Do you think of Joy when we do this?"
• People think that I'm a good kid and are always shocked when I turn up at drinking and stoner parties; I'm straight-edge, but that doesn't mean I won't go have some fun.
• My boyfriend and my best friend's boyfriend keep trying to convince me to try weed (weed brownies), and I'm starting to question how straight-edge I really am since I toy with the idea in my head.
• I've been into the VIP room of a 21&over club, and I got in with no I.D. because my friend knew the manager.
• I have a lot of self esteem issues, but people can never really tell since I play it off that I'm "hot"; hah, right.
• I only complain about how "fat" I am to piss off the fat pieces of lard that are really listening, and I honestly act like fat people have no feelings because it's just more fun that way.

That's enough, for now.

[xTINAA]

• I text him way too much and because of it, I'm going to get bitched at when the bill comes around.
• I complain a lot but I hardly ever do anything about it because it's honestly just easier to complain.
• I feel really stressed out and completely overwhelmed with everything. In fact, I really contemplate dropping out of IB.
• Sometimes I wish I was a loner because it'd somehow solve my problems of drama, relationships, and slacking off.
• The internet/computer is getting boring for me lately.
• I haven't drank in a while but I'm kind of in the mood too again. When things get to be too much it's so much easier to just have at least an hour where you act silly and don't think about all the bad.
• I overanalyze boys too much and because of it, I think I end up hurting myself.

[me1issaaaa]

I signed into his Myspace and read his messages.

[*AngelicEyz00*]

I'm not a virgin.

[*tweeak*]

I knew Elba wasn't a virgin

It scares me when I change avatars. I keep glancing over there and seeing odd things.

[me1issaaaa]

Okay, let me rephrase what I had before.

I'm not a virgin, but I'm not not one, either.

[*stephinika*]

we did naughty stuff again.

i don't wanna do this damned term paper and am considering not doing it...but i know i will in the end.