whats the dumbest thing you ever said? |
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 Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
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to hell with you  Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506  |
a friend: "geez lucy, you're so slow!"
me: "I am not stoned!" all i can think of for now. |
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Dec 24 2005, 11:52 PM
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Me: Hey santa when's the next time we're going back to give em presents?
Santa and I laughed and laughed. |
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| *salcha* |
Dec 24 2005, 11:53 PM
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THAT'S SO MEAN
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Dec 25 2005, 12:04 AM
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:looks at elephants giving birth:
Me: omg, those are photoshopped! they lay eggs! |
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Dec 25 2005, 12:10 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
"I can no-scope with rockets"
If you play Halo you would know what I'm talking about.... |
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Dec 25 2005, 12:12 AM
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 music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 24 2005, 11:10 PM) "I can no-scope with rockets" If you play Halo you would know what I'm talking about....  AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA |
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Dec 25 2005, 12:13 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
^ He gets it...
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Dec 25 2005, 12:29 AM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
well i was talkin to suzzette on aim, and she was talkin about 1 of her friends.
suzzette: he has the same bday as me, the exact same day, month, year, and tha same place....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. me: how old is he?? :/ |
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Dec 25 2005, 01:08 AM
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 ...who created this mess...? Group: Member Posts: 451 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,244 |
QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Dec 25 2005, 1:29 AM) well i was talkin to suzzette on aim, and she was talkin about 1 of her friends. suzzette: he has the same bday as me, the exact same day, month, year, and tha same place....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. me: how old is he?? :/ LOL Wow. Everyone has their "out-of-it" moments though, so don't worry. I know I have.... But I'm too out of it to remember any.  No really, I can't at the moment.  edit: ( 300th post! =] ) |
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Dec 25 2005, 01:42 AM
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waiter: how would you like your steak cooked?
me: wha? i wasnt paying attention waiter: how would you like your steak cooked? me: overcooked waiter:  my friends:  me:  huh .. ohhhh 
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Dec 25 2005, 01:47 AM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
Has the bus come yet ?
I dont even know. Ive said some of the stupidest shit everrrr. |
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Dec 25 2005, 08:31 AM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
Well, we were playing this weird handgame where you have to say -(name)- _(1,2,3, or 4 and ONLY those numbers)- and that person who has that name has to say their name however many times they said to a certian beat... I said "12". 12! And that wasn't the first time either...
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Dec 25 2005, 02:28 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Me: Your total comes to $175.
Customer: *hands Eddie $200* Me: Your total change is $200. Customer:
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Dec 25 2005, 02:31 PM
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 you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
QUOTE(smearedmakeup @ Dec 25 2005, 1:04 AM) :looks at elephants giving birth: Me: omg, those are photoshopped! they lay eggs! hahahah that's so cute. friends: blah blah blah wet t-shirt contest.... me: what's a wet t-shirt contest? friends: ....  him: yea i heard you could get syphillus from....blah blah me: who's syphillus? yeaaa i didn't pay attention in sex ed. 
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Dec 25 2005, 02:43 PM
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*sigh* It was on Thanksgiving.
Me: Mom does turkey come from chicken? Mom: wtf. 
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Dec 25 2005, 03:57 PM
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friend: whats the capital of texas?
me: washington dc!?! |
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Dec 25 2005, 03:58 PM
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 YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
haha.
friend-it feels like its halloween me-NO. it feels like the first of november! (its only a day apart.haha) |
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Dec 25 2005, 04:57 PM
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 Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
Talking to my best friend about my other best friend
Me: I was the one who showed David that there was a logo on his polo collar. That was after I told him, "Pollar your cop!" Best friend: wtf?Me: ... i mean... pop your collar... Talking to my boyfriend about the basketball game he was going to Me: Whose playing? The Rockets and the Packers? Boyfriend: puts head in hands in shame |
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Dec 25 2005, 05:41 PM
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(on myspace)
Jerome: GUNG HAY FAT CHOY! Me: WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait.. Jerome: blonde moment hahaha |
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Dec 25 2005, 05:47 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
^LOL yah i was like wat the fu.......
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Dec 25 2005, 05:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,614 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,903 |
Me : "Tern off the lights save the trees!"
Friend: "YEAH! Wait?" |
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Dec 25 2005, 06:15 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
Hmm, once when I was with my ex, we were walking at the park near my school.
Him: Hey, let's sit there so we can see the Hudson River. Me: Wait, that's the Hudson?! Him: ... Yeah
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Dec 25 2005, 07:49 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
"whats the capital of chicago?"
i just learned about a year ago that chicago was not a state. X_X |
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Dec 25 2005, 08:04 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Her: You're amazing!
Me: Yea, you aren't bad yourself. Her: Am I the best you've ever had? Me: Nah, your sister is. |
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Dec 25 2005, 08:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 177,802 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 25 2005, 7:04 PM) Her: You're amazing! Me: Yea, you aren't bad yourself. Her: Am I the best you've ever had? Me: Nah, your sister is. haha. Oh, lord!
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