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 May 16 2004, 11:58 AM
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.
2. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. 3. Practice making fax and modem noises. 4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to "keep them tuned up." 7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 8. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy." 9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 10. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 11. Honk and wave to strangers. 12. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 13. Sing along at the opera. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 15. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles |
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May 16 2004, 02:28 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM) 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies. Lmao, ouch, that has to be the most annoying one. 
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May 16 2004, 02:48 PM
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oh man im gonna do number one soon :whistles:
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May 16 2004, 02:54 PM
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I <3 profanity Group: Member Posts: 2,910 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,774 |
I'm going to do #3 at school.
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May 16 2004, 02:56 PM
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Me and my friends mess around at work and ask people if their order is gonna be for here or to go when we are working drive thru
 We also say "Welcome to KFC, this is Payton Manning, how can I help" |
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May 16 2004, 06:20 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM) 4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO." i am going to try this one. and say it like a zillion times to the guy. |
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May 16 2004, 06:38 PM
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::eats mints::
 yum. a mouthfull. ::jerry:: |
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May 16 2004, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE 10. Staple papers in the middle of the page haha i just found that one funny =] |
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May 16 2004, 08:03 PM
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*marie* Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,051 |
QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM) 11. Honk and wave to strangers. i do that.! but i dont honk at them...i just wave...and when they wave back at me i have a bewildered look on my face.. 
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May 17 2004, 04:19 PM
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haha, those are pretty damn annoying
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May 17 2004, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(x_perplexity @ May 16 2004, 8:03 PM) i do that.! but i dont honk at them...i just wave...and when they wave back at me i have a bewildered look on my face.. Exactly what I do. |
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May 18 2004, 08:25 PM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
haha roflmao
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May 18 2004, 08:28 PM
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rofls! haha not that i would be evil enough to do those things to anyone 0;x
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May 19 2004, 12:57 AM
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 I <3 Kirby Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
lol...those are really funny!
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May 19 2004, 02:35 PM
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most of these are funny.... buh some a jus weird 
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May 27 2004, 07:39 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
QUOTE 10. Staple papers in the middle of the page. hehe. i do this |
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May 28 2004, 02:16 AM
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 x-TiNa fAn Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,944 |
YEAH IVE SEEN THESE B4 BUT EVERYTIME I SEE UM I JUST CRACK UP..LOL..IMMA HAVE TO DO THESE ONE DAI..FURE REAL...LOL
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May 28 2004, 03:30 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao i should try that some time
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May 28 2004, 01:18 PM
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hahaa, thats some funny stuff
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May 28 2004, 02:03 PM
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3. Practice making fax and modem noises.
i alway do that... dad starts to get really pissed @ me but its all good tho |
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May 28 2004, 02:54 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
haha those are funnie..i've read them a couple times before tho
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May 31 2004, 01:53 PM
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 these are really funny 
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May 31 2004, 04:56 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
omg can't stop laughing!
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Jun 1 2004, 06:03 PM
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 and then he died... Group: Member Posts: 338 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,047 |
those are AWESOME..
i should try them all. lmao
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Jun 1 2004, 11:16 PM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
QUOTE(DesperateXMeasures @ May 16 2004, 11:58 AM) 10. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 11. Honk and wave to strangers. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. hey i do THAT!!!!!!! so much fun
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