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Michael Jackson Joke
onenonly101
post Jun 11 2004, 04:05 PM
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if ya'll still don't get the 12 into 42 joke it means a 12 yearold goes into(having sex) into a 42 yearold man(Michael Jackson)
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 04:58 PM
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sick.gif sick.gif sick.gif sick.gif sick.gif
that's SICK
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 11:10 AM
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I don't really get it. _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 06:44 PM
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hes just gay lol,but you guys are hella making fun of him,kinda messed up hahahaha happy.gif
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 07:27 PM
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Q. How did Michael Jackson get food posioning?
A. He ate a nine year old weiner.

hahahahahahaha lol
 
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post Dec 8 2005, 04:28 AM
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*is amused*

but i swearr, it's still sick
 
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post Dec 8 2005, 08:16 AM
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I know this thread is old, but that joke isn't even remotely funny.

And I love Michael Jackson. _smile.gif
 
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post Dec 8 2005, 11:35 AM
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hahahahahha laughing my effing ash off!!! hahahahhaa...thats freaking hilarious...i'm about to cry...lols wow...that made my day a whole lot better... biggrin.gif
 
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post Dec 10 2005, 05:23 AM
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damn...these are REALLY old. who brought another dead topic up again? hammer.gif

but i have to admit, they're quite amusing.
 
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post Dec 10 2005, 03:38 PM
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lol siiiiiiick
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 01:14 AM
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Oh, here's a wrong one:

JOKE:

What time does Michael Jackson sleep?

ANSWER:

When the big hand reaches the small hand

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post Dec 18 2005, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ May 23 2004, 2:56 PM)
ooh! some michael jackson jokes!!!

i got these from someone`s xanga...he`s totally hilarious.. rolleyes.gif


daily michael jackson jokes

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: What's Michaels' next movie?
A: Honey I Blew the Kid.

Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON.
A: A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Michael Jackson went to church and confessed "Forgive me father, for I have sinned with young boys". The priest replied "It's OK, I have done it also."

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?
A: Both are force fed to little boys.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?".
The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it."
The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4."
Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!"

Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily d**k in son.
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hahahaha oMg all these made me Die! :D too FUNnY!
 
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post Dec 19 2005, 12:04 AM
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Uhm, gahh.
How nasty. :X
 
CuddleWitCathy
post Dec 19 2005, 12:19 AM
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lets cuddle...=)
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hahaha the picture cracks me up...the one where he has big boobs...


what time does micheal jackson go sleep?
when the big hand go on the little hand...
 
swishersweet
post Dec 19 2005, 02:24 PM
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^ u mean twenty......8 year olds not 8.....twenty year olds...
 
HolyMoly
post Dec 22 2005, 03:07 PM
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I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus..
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I know one!

This little boy asks his father, "Dad is god a boy or a girl?"
The dad responds, "I don't know, I think hes both, maybe."
Later the little boy asks, "Dad is god white or black?"
The dad responds, "Both, probbally."
Later the little boy goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, is god Micheal Jackson?"


I don't know, I said I know one, but this one isn't that funny to me.
 

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