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Condom Joke, [PG13!!]
post May 15 2004, 11:11 PM
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why did trojan make glow in the dark condoms?

so gay men can play starwars
 
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post May 15 2004, 11:50 PM
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hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol
 
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post May 16 2004, 12:11 AM
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l i get it.. you know their light sabers? lol they glow
 
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post May 16 2004, 12:31 AM
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Hahaha LOL I get it.... shifty.gif
 
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post May 16 2004, 01:06 AM
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well, i know, but i just don't find it funny =\ hmm... oh well
 
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post May 16 2004, 01:32 AM
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hahahaha, i got one.


it's a your momma joke..

your momma so stupid, they locked her in a supermarket and she starved.
your momma so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go.
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.
 
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 2:32 AM)
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.

Did you know you can actually drown a fish? rolleyes.gif
 
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yo momma so old, the candles coast more then the cake
yo momma so dumb, she failed the blood test
yo momma so poor, she can't afford free samples

eh, thats all i can think of right now. note that i'm not a big fan of 'yo momma' jokes.

::jerry::
 
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post May 17 2004, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ May 16 2004, 9:24 AM)
Did you know you can actually drown a fish? rolleyes.gif

wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it...

your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!!

i am big fan of momma jokes.
 
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post May 27 2004, 12:28 AM
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haha. that's funny. and it turns me on. lol. just kidding. i swear!!!! shifty.gif
 
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post May 28 2004, 04:53 PM
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no way. thats is funny. i have to show this to some of my friends. lol
 
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post May 28 2004, 07:24 PM
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Ha Ha! ....eww.
 
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post May 28 2004, 10:56 PM
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your momma is so short, she is the last person to know it's raining.

your so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.
 
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post May 28 2004, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 15 2004, 9:50 PM)
hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol

i dont get it either... mellow.gif blink.gif _unsure.gif
 
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post May 28 2004, 11:31 PM
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haha
 
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post May 29 2004, 10:19 AM
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Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?
 
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post May 29 2004, 10:48 AM
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oo god thats groosss!!!! laugh.gif but funny!!!
 
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post May 29 2004, 10:52 AM
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hmm...trojan comes up with damn gay ideas blink.gif
 
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post May 29 2004, 02:41 PM
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eww thats gross
 
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post May 29 2004, 04:53 PM
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Interesting.. I get it.. but I don't find it quite funny.. oh well. I'll go with it. laugh.gif

One your mama joke:

Your mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the nearest parking lot.
 
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post May 30 2004, 05:33 AM
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lol that joke waz kinda weird but also funni
 
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post Jun 1 2004, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(cleec @ May 29 2004, 10:19 AM)
Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?

but it's a goldfish, it breathes in water...DUH!
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 07:35 PM
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lol. that's disturbing. pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 10:28 PM
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lol thats funny
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 07:07 PM
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Err..okay yeah I get it but..eh. blink.gif
 

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