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anal sex 101, slightly revised to be more appropriate
Heathasm
post Oct 7 2005, 01:17 PM
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condom(s) - never EVER ever EVER EVER EVER have unprotected anal sexual intercourse. it is just stupid. there are micro-organisms that live in the intestines. if these get into the urinary tract, they live there, build up, and cause a urinary tract infection (UTI). AND LET ME TELL YOU.. UTI's ARE NOT FREAKIN FUN.

lubricant - my favorite would be one's own SALIVA, but as we all may know.. dry mouth is quite a prominent occurance when youre banging someone.. so my second place is ASTROGLIDE or other anal lubricants. things like water are NOT an option. water absorbs quite quickly and will leave you with a dry area sooner than you even begin. without a nice slippery area, anal penetration is guaranteed to be unsatisfactory. this is what often leads to people stating that they "dislike" anal intercourse. unfortunately, the anal passage is unable to produce a vast amount of fluid, as does the vaginal passage with vaginal fluids for what is referred to as a "wet" vulva. "dry sex," when the vagina freezes from producing vaginal secretions, is always UNPLEASURABLE. so think of it that way. and a rule of thumb: there is never enough lube. so never be afraid of going overboard, always be afraid of underboard.

PATIENCE & TRUST - patience is a ding dong virtue. UNTIL a couple has become experienced in anal intercourse with each other, the individual being pentrated should ALWAYS have control of the situation. and when i say "experienced couple" i mean the same two single individuals. just because you and your ex always had great anal doesnt make you an expert on how your current lover is going to like it. it is time to start all over and let them teach you what feels good to them. always start off slow and smooth. always ask your partner if they are okay. always take your time. and for crying out loud NEVER GIVE INTO THE NONE EXISTANT PAIN THRESHOLD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.. you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY? just dont freakin do it. it hurts, and believe me, it isnt going to make your partner get giddy and say HEY DO THAT AGAIN !!!! youll probably get your booty wooped.

after a few sessions, you and your partner will become trusting and relaxed with each other where anal intercourse can be a more natural and loving experience. listen to each other and learn to love the beauty and art that is anal penetration.

happy ass ramming !
 
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EddieV
post Dec 8 2005, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Dec 5 2005, 1:17 AM)
All this talk of anal sex is making me hungry...
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LMAO, I'm actually losing my appetite....
 
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post Dec 8 2005, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 8 2005, 2:55 PM)
I'm surprised all this talk of anal sex hasn't spawned a topic of analingus.
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Actually, the correct spelling is anilingus.
 
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post Dec 9 2005, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE(sheridan_whiteside @ Dec 8 2005, 9:51 PM)
Actually, the correct spelling is anilingus.
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Damn, pwned. Haha.

So you're going to tell us your tales of 'backdoor ballin' and 'licking the rusty brown doughnut?'
 
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post Dec 10 2005, 01:08 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 9 2005, 5:47 PM)
So you're going to tell us your tales of 'backdoor ballin' and 'licking the rusty brown doughnut?'
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LOLLLL X]
 
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post Dec 10 2005, 02:45 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 9 2005, 7:47 PM)
Damn, pwned. Haha.

So you're going to tell us your tales of 'backdoor ballin' and 'licking the rusty brown doughnut?'
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Hopefully not.
 
Heathasm
post Dec 10 2005, 08:15 AM
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uh oh! i think its time for a part two D:
 
DrEaMgUy2K1
post Dec 13 2005, 02:44 PM
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^ your signiture picture is sexy wacko.gif
 
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post Dec 13 2005, 05:56 PM
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^Yeah and her sig is right on topic, look what position she's in.
 
*nightmare4taki*
post Dec 13 2005, 06:10 PM
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^ HAHA

innocent.gif Thou shall not tempt me.
 
Rachel
post Dec 13 2005, 08:39 PM
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QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Dec 13 2005, 4:56 PM)
^Yeah and her sig is right on topic, look what position she's in.
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Hahha. This topic is amazing. ILU Heather.
 
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post Dec 16 2005, 05:35 PM
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What a coincidence ohmy.gif
 
*Weird addiction*
post Dec 17 2005, 12:09 PM
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Are we still talking about anal sex...?

Anyhoo i need some anal stories!!! Come on Rache! tell us yours...
 
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post Dec 17 2005, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(Weird addiction @ Dec 17 2005, 12:09 PM)
Are we still talking about anal sex...?

Anyhoo i need some anal stories!!! Come on Rache! tell us yours...
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Stories are most likely not appropriate for this forum.
 
latinprep12
post Dec 17 2005, 02:39 PM
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^ not really if the person keeps it basic and not all detailed
 
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post Dec 17 2005, 03:20 PM
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I too would like to hear some stories.
 
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post Dec 17 2005, 03:51 PM
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A discussion of health issues regarding anal sex is appropriate, but just a warning: a discussion of personal stories will likely violate the PG-13 guidelines of the board.
 
*Weird addiction*
post Dec 18 2005, 09:38 AM
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^ It was just a joke...jeez mellow.gif
 
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post Dec 18 2005, 08:11 PM
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I would also like to hear stories.

QUOTE(mipadi @ Dec 17 2005, 2:51 PM)
A discussion of health issues regarding anal sex is appropriate, but just a warning: a discussion of personal stories will likely violate the PG-13 guidelines of the board.
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Maybe not if you were to tell them like those romance novels that are easily accessible to anyone in convenient stores. To make it PG-13 the girl could say

“He thrust it down my backside. I began to tremble and my body became hotter than a sauna.”
 
KMFDM_MDFMK
post Dec 28 2005, 03:57 AM
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na na na na na....butt sex.
 
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post Dec 28 2005, 10:28 AM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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QUOTE(KMFDM_MDFMK @ Dec 28 2005, 2:57 AM)
na na na na na....butt sex.
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Stop spamming freak!

Anyways, I think this pertains to the topic:

The other night, the boyfriend asked me to have anal sex with him!! While I am slighty curious, I more or less DON'T WANT TO! 'Scuse me for thinking it is..well...yucky!
 
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post Dec 28 2005, 10:31 AM
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I would think it would hurt but if ya perfer that.. do your thing
 
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post Dec 29 2005, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Dec 28 2005, 9:23 AM)
Wow, KC. Sounds like someone is speaking from experience. shifty.gif
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No , but I was reading one of those romance novels in the store one time, and I was like dayumnnnnnnn. ohmy.gif
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 01:01 AM
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i dont mess with the poop shoot.
 
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post Jan 1 2006, 03:14 AM
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QUOTE(vash1530 @ Jan 1 2006, 2:01 AM)
i dont mess with the poop shoot.
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lmao, well if you get tired of doing the same ol' same ol' sooner or later someone is gonna stand up to the home plate and say "do you want to try something new?' i dont know if its gonna be you or her, but im down for something new with a girl shifty.gif
 
vash1530
post Jan 1 2006, 03:20 AM
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try some new positions or somthing! for me that would be a total desperate attempt at something new. im not one to fear change nor trying new things but i have my boundaries!
 
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