Condom Joke, [PG13!!] |
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Condom Joke, [PG13!!] |
May 15 2004, 11:11 PM
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why did trojan make glow in the dark condoms?
so gay men can play starwars |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 15 2004, 11:50 PM
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hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol
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May 16 2004, 12:11 AM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,520 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 200 |
l i get it.. you know their light sabers? lol they glow
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May 16 2004, 12:31 AM
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ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Hahaha LOL I get it....
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 16 2004, 01:06 AM
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well, i know, but i just don't find it funny =\ hmm... oh well
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May 16 2004, 01:32 AM
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
hahahaha, i got one.
it's a your momma joke.. your momma so stupid, they locked her in a supermarket and she starved. your momma so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go. your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish. |
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| *krnxswat* |
May 16 2004, 09:24 AM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 2:32 AM) your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish. Did you know you can actually drown a fish? |
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May 16 2004, 10:28 AM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
yo momma so old, the candles coast more then the cake
yo momma so dumb, she failed the blood test yo momma so poor, she can't afford free samples eh, thats all i can think of right now. note that i'm not a big fan of 'yo momma' jokes. ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 07:19 PM
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ May 16 2004, 9:24 AM) Did you know you can actually drown a fish? wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it... your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!! i am big fan of momma jokes. |
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May 27 2004, 12:28 AM
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![]() Live Your Own Party ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
haha. that's funny. and it turns me on. lol. just kidding. i swear!!!!
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May 28 2004, 04:53 PM
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no way. thats is funny. i have to show this to some of my friends. lol
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May 28 2004, 07:24 PM
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![]() Perfectly Flawed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,652 |
Ha Ha! ....eww.
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May 28 2004, 10:56 PM
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
your momma is so short, she is the last person to know it's raining.
your so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom. |
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May 28 2004, 10:57 PM
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i'm susan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 15 2004, 9:50 PM) hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol i dont get it either... |
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May 28 2004, 11:31 PM
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haha
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May 29 2004, 10:19 AM
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Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that? |
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May 29 2004, 10:48 AM
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![]() WUT THA DUCK? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
oo god thats groosss!!!!
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May 29 2004, 10:52 AM
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hmm...trojan comes up with damn gay ideas
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May 29 2004, 02:41 PM
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![]() Serious As A Heart Attack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
eww thats gross
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May 29 2004, 04:53 PM
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![]() pixel hybrid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Interesting.. I get it.. but I don't find it quite funny.. oh well. I'll go with it.
One your mama joke: Your mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the nearest parking lot. |
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May 30 2004, 05:33 AM
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol that joke waz kinda weird but also funni
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Jun 1 2004, 11:09 PM
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(cleec @ May 29 2004, 10:19 AM) Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me. Ever think of that? but it's a goldfish, it breathes in water...DUH! |
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Jun 14 2004, 07:35 PM
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol. that's disturbing.
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Jun 14 2004, 10:28 PM
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lol thats funny
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Jun 15 2004, 07:07 PM
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Err..okay yeah I get it but..eh.
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