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| *wind&fire* |
 Dec 7 2005, 12:03 AM
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http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
this is editorials of an American man working in Japan teaching english... this is one of the funniest things on the net ive read... you must read it... theyre all true... so effing hilarious 
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| *salcha* |
Dec 8 2005, 08:54 PM
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QUOTE So anyway, I get asked "bigu dikku" A LOT. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I got asked this question about 2-3 times *in my entire life* in America. Locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12-15 year old? I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small d**k?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win stiuation. On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my d**k, and tell him about it. too funny |
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Dec 8 2005, 09:02 PM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate  Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
^omG WTF... wow, wuts up with that?!
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Dec 8 2005, 09:08 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
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Dec 9 2005, 12:33 AM
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 Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
SO FUNNY hahd me literally rollin o the floor laughin!
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| *wind&fire* |
Dec 9 2005, 08:18 AM
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all of them are really good... i managed to read all of them in a 30hr time span...
this guy is too funny... i cant believe japanese kids are this weird |
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