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 Nov 6 2005, 07:43 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians  Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066  |
^LMFAO!
I didn't look through the whole topic but here's my fav QUOTE Yo Momma so old, she has Moses's beeepa numba
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Nov 6 2005, 07:45 PM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
yo mamas so short, when she jumped off the curve she set a record for the highest dive.
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Nov 8 2005, 07:09 AM
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 Asian Jason™ Group: Member Posts: 171 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 284,360 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Nov 6 2005, 7:46 PM) Check it... Your mama is so ugly....when she tried to apply for the ugly contest, they told her "Sorry, NO professionals".   this one made me laugh 
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Nov 19 2005, 04:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,818 |
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Mexico, like the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's only been married once. Yo mama's so poor, your t*ts are real. All from Malibu's Most Wanted... ahah. |
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Nov 21 2005, 01:55 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
yo' mama's SO fat, that when u slap her ass u can ride the waves!
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Nov 25 2005, 05:31 PM
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 Hi, My Name is Evan Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 153,786 |
yo momma is so fat, she went by the beach then a whale jumped up saying "IM TELLING MOMMYY THAT YOU RAN AWAYYYY"!!!
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Nov 25 2005, 06:00 PM
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yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo and made 4 gameboys.
yo mamas hair is so blonde that when she was driving to disneyworld and saw a billboard that said "DiSNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home. yo mama is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her. |
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Dec 6 2005, 02:24 AM
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 ㅋㅋㅋ Group: Member Posts: 924 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,283 |
yo momma's so ugly it looked like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
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Dec 6 2005, 07:32 PM
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 Ruthizzle Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 301,035 |
yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Dec 7 2005, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(lil_chubby_cheeks2 @ Nov 26 2005, 10:00 AM) yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo and made 4 gameboys. BAHAHAHAHAHA
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Dec 12 2005, 10:27 PM
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Yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around, its her birthday.
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Dec 20 2005, 06:04 PM
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 music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
yo mama so old, she got Jesus in her yearbook.
yo mama so fat, I said "old mcdonalds had a farm", she said "supersize me." |
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Dec 20 2005, 06:09 PM
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^haha
Yo mama so black, she tried to bite a oreo and bit her finger Yo mama so dumb, she thought quaterback was a refund Yo mama so fat, she have to take a bath in the ocean Yo mama so fat, everytime i turn around there she is Yo mama so fat , she defies gravity Yo mama so fat, everytime she breathes someone loses oxygen |
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Dec 21 2005, 12:01 AM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. |
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Dec 24 2005, 05:38 PM
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 Jessica Group: Member Posts: 65 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 214,999 |
your mamas so fat that she uses a matress as a tampon
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Dec 24 2005, 08:25 PM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
QUOTE yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo and made 4 gameboys. Lmao, that ones hilarious. |
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Dec 27 2005, 01:00 AM
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I gave you everything ... Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,433 |
yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to superbowl
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Dec 29 2005, 03:06 AM
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This one boy told me this at school.
Yo Mamma so stupid that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death. |
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Jan 2 2006, 02:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
[Ooops, just realized someone posted that before me.. Ehh.]
Well this one hasn't. Yo momma's so fat, she ran after a bus full of white kids yelling "CATCH THAT TWINKIE!" |
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Jan 2 2006, 02:24 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
uhms heres a stupid one:
yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out |
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Jan 15 2006, 01:29 AM
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 Brand New Colony Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,078 |
your mom's so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
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Jan 16 2006, 02:59 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she heard about the OJ trial, she thought it was the taste-test between Tropicana and Minute Maid
Ew it sucks D: |
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Jan 31 2006, 09:12 PM
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 Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
oh yea...
Your momma so fat that she uses Mexico, T-the whole country, a tanning bed(LMAO) Your momma so poor, your t!ts are real ok serious time, not sure if anyone said this yet since I got tired at the first page trying to read them all. Yo momma so stupid, when she was watching football she wanted a quarter back. |
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Feb 3 2006, 08:18 AM
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 Apr 24 '05* 1000 posts! Group: Member Posts: 1,184 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,049 |
Yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her age, she dropped dead.
Yo mama is so ugly, she's not going bald, it's her hair running away from her face. Yo mama is like a hockey player, she uses 1 pad for 3 periods. Yo mama is so short she did a suicide jump off the curb. Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a car that wasn't even moving. Yo mama is so skinny she could hoola-hoop a cheerio. Yo mama is so poor when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells "DiNG-DONG". Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales. Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving at her. |
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Feb 3 2006, 08:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 277 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 172,698 |
Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa!
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