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YOU know you're a nerd When..
gr00vyswordsman
post Nov 29 2005, 11:59 PM
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You write executive summaries on your love letters.

Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.

ou start making "you know your a nerd when..." jokes.




YOU MIGHT BE A PHYSICS MAJOR...




if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
if you enjoy pain.
if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
if you chuckle whenever anyone says 'centrifugal force.'
if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
if when you look in a mirror, you see a physics major.
if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
if you always do homework on Friday and Saturday nights.
if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
if you think in 'math.'
if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
if you have a pet named after a scientist.
if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
if the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says 'Exit.'
if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
if you are completely addicted to PhysLink.com.
if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
if you consider ANY non-science course 'easy.'
if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
if the 'fun' center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
if you'll assume that a 'horse' is a 'sphere' in order to make the math easier.
if you understood more than five of these indicators.
if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
 
DrEaMgUy2K1
post Nov 30 2005, 12:00 AM
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humor?
 
*salcha*
post Nov 30 2005, 12:01 AM
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go to humor.

and hey hey hey, why do so many of those apply to me? sad.gif
 
*wind&fire*
post Nov 30 2005, 12:03 AM
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whats soo funny about centrifugal force?
 
*mzkandi*
post Nov 30 2005, 12:09 AM
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Moved to Humor
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Nov 30 2005, 12:14 AM
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How the fcuk do you find the derivative of water?? Lim x-> 00 F(H20 - h) - F(H20) / h
 
*wind&fire*
post Nov 30 2005, 12:17 AM
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try doing it using first principles...

[edit] acutally...wait... im intrigued.. ill try... this only assuming that O is the constant and we take the subcript 2 to be a square... H^2O

i am a nerd... *sigh*

d(o)/d(h)= u'v+v'u

= 2hxO + 0xH^2

= 2hO
 
klumzy
post Dec 1 2005, 12:16 AM
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You write executive summaries on your love letters.


HAHAHAHHAH!!!
 
*mipadi*
post Dec 1 2005, 12:51 AM
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QUOTE(wind&fire @ Nov 30 2005, 12:03 AM)
whats soo funny about centrifugal force?
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Well, any self-respecting physics major knows that there's no such thing as centrifugal force--what most people call centrifugal force is just a combination of centripetal force and inertia. _smile.gif
 
Gigi
post Dec 1 2005, 01:40 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Nov 30 2005, 9:51 PM)
Well, any self-respecting physics major knows that there's no such thing as centrifugal force--what most people call centrifugal force is just a combination of centripetal force and inertia. _smile.gif
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Hahaha.

You guys crack me up.
 
teeblue
post Dec 1 2005, 01:55 AM
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Sounds like a college student's life. LOLz
 
*wind&fire*
post Dec 1 2005, 05:36 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Dec 1 2005, 3:51 PM)
Well, any self-respecting physics major knows that there's no such thing as centrifugal force--what most people call centrifugal force is just a combination of centripetal force and inertia. _smile.gif
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ooooOoOoooohhh.... i thought

centripetal force = centrifugal force = acceleration towards centre of movement


hmmmmm... another thing wrong with my physics teacher... i always knew she was a hack...
 
lilxroxy
post Dec 2 2005, 03:28 AM
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oh my o__o;

i'm a (1/2O) nerd. considering i do my hwk on friday and saturday..
 
*wind&fire*
post Dec 3 2005, 03:36 AM
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i want to perform the Schrodinger's Cat experiment... i hate cats...
 
*mipadi*
post Dec 3 2005, 10:30 AM
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QUOTE(wind&fire @ Dec 1 2005, 5:36 PM)
ooooOoOoooohhh.... i thought

centripetal force = centrifugal force = acceleration towards centre of movement
hmmmmm... another thing wrong with my physics teacher... i always knew she was a hack...
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No no, centripetal force is acceleration towards the center of a circle.
 
*wind&fire*
post Dec 3 2005, 09:59 PM
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Not always the centre of a circle though, its the axis or centre of movement... like turning in a car... youre not moving in a circular motion yet you still experience centripetal force or jj thompsons experiment the cathode rays arnent travelling in a circular motion yet he could still implement the F=mv^2/r equation
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Dec 4 2005, 01:28 AM
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't centrifugal force the force that acts outward. Or, is that basically centripetal force with intertia. Either case, I think I just confused myself. crazy.gif crazy.gif crazy.gif
 
*mona lisa*
post Dec 4 2005, 08:37 PM
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If you're confused, this should help. =)
 
*wind&fire*
post Dec 4 2005, 10:28 PM
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woops never meant to post sorry... delete this post please
 
*mipadi*
post Dec 5 2005, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Dec 4 2005, 1:28 AM)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't centrifugal force the force that acts outward. Or, is that basically centripetal force with intertia. Either case, I think I just confused myself.  crazy.gif  crazy.gif  crazy.gif
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Inertia wants to make you go straight. Centripetal force pushes you into the turn.
 
vash1530
post Dec 5 2005, 02:07 AM
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NERRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
jkjk actually alot of these apply to me!
 
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