Rate the Embarrassment, Version 1 |
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Rate the Embarrassment, Version 1 |
Nov 24 2005, 12:57 AM
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#176
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![]() <33 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 |
oh dear Lord.
-- You have always wanted to be on the cheerleading squad so you audition. While you were trying out, everyone heard a loud rip. You turn around and saw you split your pants while doing a split.. |
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Nov 24 2005, 09:56 AM
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#177
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![]() omgah_itsmaggiex=new username. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,467 |
mm, 8
you finally see your crush after summer break and right when you smile at him nd ask about his break, you slip on some gatorade and fall flat on your face. |
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| *iNyCxShoRT* |
Nov 24 2005, 01:22 PM
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#178
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5/10 I can play it off
You're talking $H!T about "Jenna" with your friend "Massey" online. You tell "Massey" how much you hate Jenna and how you think she's so annoying and a complete biter of you. But turns out, you were actually saying all this to Jenna instead |
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Nov 24 2005, 01:40 PM
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#179
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4/10...thats not really embarrassing seeing as most people are brave enough to actually say it to someones face
you passed out from being sooooo drunk, someone drew penises all over your face, and you go to the mall the next day (that day being black friday...the biggest shopping day of the year) not knowing anything about it. |
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Nov 24 2005, 02:19 PM
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well, i fall all the time skating so 4/10...actually i fall trying to do stupid stuff. i can actually skate. not skateboard...i dont know why that is called skating, but i challenge anyone to err...a skate-off?
so, your mom is recording her favorite show, but she didnt take the time to set it up. she just left it on the channel and pressed record. you, not knowing about it, decide to change the channel and find a porno. your the only child of your parents and the only one home since your dad is out of town. your mom goes to watch it the next day and realizes you were watching porn. |
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| *iNyCxShoRT* |
Nov 24 2005, 11:39 PM
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8/10 I can always say it was an accident
You're at a sleepover at your friends house. While you slept, they painted your face, with big lips and even drew big eyes to go with it. They take a picture and show it to the school. |
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Nov 25 2005, 12:49 AM
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4/10...i just said on like that maybe on the last page.
your parents walk in on your masturbating. |
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Nov 25 2005, 01:56 AM
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![]() Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
10 too weird..
younger siblings walk in in yo and your gf. |
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Nov 25 2005, 11:26 AM
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3/10 doing what?
You have a "woohoo" when your group needs to go to present in front of the class. |
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Nov 25 2005, 01:13 PM
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![]() Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
6/10
Your mom found "protein" on your pants when doing the laundry |
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Nov 25 2005, 04:17 PM
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3/10 she won't be smart enough to know what it is...hopefully
You get a boner when you're being examined by a doctor. |
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Dec 19 2005, 06:42 PM
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#187
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-bump- ;]
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Dec 19 2005, 07:52 PM
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![]() "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
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Dec 26 2005, 08:37 PM
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You and your lover are sharing an intimate moment, but when they lay on your stomach and lean in for a kiss you flatulate...loud.
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Dec 26 2005, 08:49 PM
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![]() YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
7/10
you sit on santas lap, but youre so excited, you pee. |
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Dec 26 2005, 09:07 PM
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5/10
You attempt to do a split in front of your whole gym class but you rip your pants in the process of it all. |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:11 PM
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NiC0L3 EM++ ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,570 |
9
Your going to do it for the first time with your boyfriend. Your area is like a jungle but you assume that wont matter to him. So wen he comes you make him wear a blind fold and take his clothes off and take yours off too. Then you guys run into your parents room, open the door and you find your parents making a tape of themselves doing it. You stop and stare and they stare at you back, your boyfriend takes off the blind fold and stares at your parents and then at your area. His eyes widen and then he says he has to go. Your parents then ground you for trying to have sex and they get a lock for their room. The next day you can still hear their bed vibrating against the floor. |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:14 PM
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Oh god 10/10.
You cut one in the the person you like's face. |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:29 PM
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NiC0L3 EM++ ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,570 |
8.999999
You have a heavy flow but you think a pad is enough. Suddenly you feel some come out, but you think its safe and it didn’t leak. Suddenly you get up and you see a huge puddle of blood, so you rush over to get something to clean it up. Once you return you see the hottest guy in school (your crush) sitting on your seat (where the puddle of blood was). He tells you to sit on his lap, you try to refuse but he playfully forces you on his lap. Suddenly you sneeze and another puddle comes out. He feels something warm, so he makes you get up and you both see a big pile of blood on his jeans. If that’s not bad enough while your getting up the blood keeps coming out so it looks like your peeing blood. Your crush gets up to find even more blood on his pants while the whole class is laughing, he runs away and you run away (you both go tot the bathroom). Once you guys are “cleaned up” as much as you can you just get out of the bathroom at the same time and bump into each other. You land on top of him and look like you guys are in a “position”. Suddenly the bell rings and everyone comes out. Suddenly the whole school stops and looks at you guys in the position you are. You see some flashes and then realize that its on the next days school paper. |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:31 PM
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LOL. 10/10
you just got your period and youre expecting your bf over any time... so you change underwear and put in a pad/tampon... and you put your stained underwear in the sink with cold water to get the stain out.. meanwhile your boyfriend comes and asks if he can use the bathroom... you tell him to go right ahead and after hes already closed the bathroom door behind him, you realize you forgot the underwear in the sink!! |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:37 PM
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NiC0L3 EM++ ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,570 |
LOL 9.9
you just ate something that didnt really aggree with your stomach. so you went to the toliet and tried to crap. suddenly your boyfriend called you and told you that he was comming over. so you agreed and just as you said bye you farted but you didnt think he heard. so in the bathroom you spent a long time trying to crap everything out. once you let it all out you feel so much better. so you hear the door bell ring and you flush the toilet. you let him in and then you quickly shut the bathroom door to get rid of the smell and head to your room. so you guys are just doing your thing while your boyfriend gets up and asks you if you smell something bad. suddenly to your horror you see an emormous pile of pee, crap, and toilet paper. it seems your poo was too big for the toilet and it over flowed! it was all over the floor and carpet everywhere everywhere everywhere your boyfriend makes an exuse to leave and then you have to clean the rest by yourself. later that night he sends you an email saying he was breaking up with you. crushed as you are you go to school the next day and everyone is talking about the incident! |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:41 PM
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LOL! 8.. cuz carpet in the bathroom?! make it more realistic ;]
you see your crush in the halls so you talk, but then the bell rings in the middle of your sentence! so he says he has to go to class, but you keep talking to him while walking backwards... when you turn around you run right into a pole! he sees that and laughs at you. |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:47 PM
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NiC0L3 EM++ ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,570 |
6 LOL its not that embarassing because no ones going to be there LOL
your crush is talking about his crush (aka his girlfriend) which isnt you and then he makes you tell him who your crush is and then you keep saying no until he insists that you tell him and then you finally do. once you tell him that he grabs you and makes out with you. then he leaves. the next day everyone is talking about how you tried to make a move on him while he had a girlfriend. everyone starts calling you a slut and a whore and the whole school turns against you. then wen you see him in the halls he winks at you, slapps your ass, and cups your boob. you slap him for that just as his girlfriend comes out and she starts a cat fight with you. you end up with a broken nose, a bloody lip, and a black eye. you are expelled from the school. 15 years later the man becomes your husband and you remind him of that and he leaves you again. |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:52 PM
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Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,988 |
LMAO. thats not embarrasing... soo.... 5 but its sad! hahaha leaves you again.. LOL poor thing..
you decide to not wear a bra one day at school.. then youre in a group with your best friend and your crush talking.. for some reason he keeps on staring at your "necklace" [or so you think!] your best friend notices that and pulls you aside to tell you that you can see through your shirt! |
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Dec 26 2005, 11:59 PM
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NiC0L3 EM++ ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,570 |
lmao thats not that bad ... 7
you wear this sexy dress that showes lots of cleavage to your prom. you have a blast and dance the night away not noticing that your nipple is peaking out. and no one bothers to tell you. you then get voted prom queen. as you walk up the steps your boob starts exposing more until its totally exposing like your boob is litterally hanging out. you make your speech and people laugh and applaud and take many many pictures. suddenly the nurse runs up to the stage and tells you that your boob is showing. you run away and go home. the next day your boob is posted alllllllll throughout the school and its even in your yearbook! and online too.. |
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