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[BambooRckshw]

Well yea we're doing speeches in english class and I not wanting to do any real work chose a topic with little to no research involved.The topic was proving that Wyoming(sorry if this offends any wyomingians).But I've run out of ideas to disporve o it you have any good one please feel free to post them. Thanks for the help
-Bob

[*mzkandi*]

When is this assignment due?

[BambooRckshw]

not far a few days our teacher hasnt given us a due date yet but we need a rough draft by friday

[KissMe2408]

Wait? Approving or Disapproving on Wyoming? And what exactly are you supposed to be approving/disapproving? The state in general or something?
Give us more info if you need help in this.
but i suggest you search google too.

[BambooRckshw]

Oh sorry if i wasnt clear before hand i am trying to prove wyoming doesn't exist, and i've already googled it i got like 1 hit with very little "wyoming doesn't exist info"

[*mipadi*]

Why would Wyoming not exist?

[aera]

the fact that there is a Wyoming proves that Wyoming exists.

[BambooRckshw]

ok, even with all the nonbelievers I still managed to finsih my speech and it isn't all that shabby eitherand for the people who just say

The fact that there is a Wyoming proves that Wyoming exists

TThink outside of the box.Well here is the speech.Please if you ae replying don't simply say OMG ursp33ch Sux0rz 2 da MaXX!!!.Constructive criticism people.


Now before I begin my speech, I’d play a little game. I'll give you three things and you tell me what each of them has in common. Sunflowers, Egg yolks and Homer Simpson. If you were guessing things that are yellow. You'd be correct. Now for a harder one. What do moderately gasoline; competent government and the state of Wyoming have in common. Stumped? Well you wouldn't be the first; the answer of course is that these are things which don't exist.

Now you ask, well obviously the first two don't exist but the state of Wyoming!?! Surely it exists. Why, it's that state in the US located between umm.... that state and that other state, and there in that sentence lies my first point. Does anyone of us really know where Wyoming is? Now how many people in the crowd known the exact location of or have actually been to Wyoming. Now that you've seen the numbers you have to agree it wouldn't be too hard to fool the masses into thinking a state existed when it hadn't, if almost no one knew about in the first place. But what about the people who've been to Wyoming, the ones who've supposedly seen it with their own eyes. This is a good question. But I have a better question. WHY WOULD YOU TO WYOMING?!?!?! I mean someone voluntarily going to Wyoming in their spare time using their own money, its mind boggling. Seriously why would any go to Wyoming? Their tourism industry revolves around some trees, a few oversized rocks a hole in the ground that water shoots out of. Ok, back to the original question. What about those people who've supposedly been to Wyoming and witnessed it with their own two eyes. Well to them I say congratulations, for being of the many tens of people who venture to Wyoming each year in search of a moderately priced thrill.

But no, that wasn't actually Wyoming you saw. It was in fact the largest theatrical production in the history of mankind. Now you maybe wondering what the heck I'm talking about, well after an extensive period of diligent research and empty speculation I have some to the conclusion that this Wyoming the public sees is nothing more than an act, a façade even .Now you say I'm crazy that the amount of resources needed to pull this off would be astronomical. How would they get the massive amounts of people needed? Well the population of Wyoming isn’t nearly as big as one might think with only a piddling 493,728 people it has the smallest state population in all of the US , only slightly larger than the population of Surrey and just a slightly smaller then the population of Vancouver. Wyoming also has the second to most smallest population density in the entire US with only 1.96 people per square kilometer? That’s not even two people per square kilometer. So you would never be in direct contact with too many Wyomingites all at once. Yes, that is that you call a person who lives in Wyoming a Wyomingite, as if there weren’t already enough reasons not to live in Wyoming. But still where they would get the people needed to stage all this. Simple the entire population of Wyoming is made up of either, children stolen from mothers at birth, mannequins, senile old people, paid actors, death row inmates, or kidnapped people with amnesia. Take your pick. This also works in conjunction with another theory concerning Wyoming’s non-existence. Has anyone ever really met anyone from Wyoming?

But what about all those buildings, forests, and mountains in Wyoming how on earth could they fake that? Well let me put it in perspective for you. If Martha Stewart can craft a beautifully intricate holiday centerpiece out of lawn clippings, dried gourds and human feces. How hard do you think it'd be for a couple thousand government workers to build a state out of cardboard, masking tape, paper mache and poster paint? But don't you think people would know the difference between a real office building or mountain and one built out of paper mache and styrofoam. No. Why? Because 99% of the people who visit Wyoming are just passing through, and usually they’re not taking the scenic route. They’re just trying to get then heck out of there as fast as possible with their head ducked down, so no one ever finds out that they’ve actually been to Wyoming.

Now after all this information don’t you find it even remotely strange that “Wyoming” has to be bout the dullest state in the entire continental US. Why would they intentionally make it so dull? The answer, because they want to draw as little attention to Wyoming as possible. This is why you’ll never see any media coverage on Wyoming. But not only is Wyoming never on the news it’s not even on the sports coverage. Wyoming has no sports teams. No baseball, no football and no hockey. Nadda. Zip. Zilch. But why wouldn’t they want people to pay attention Wyoming, because they fear someone namely me finding out it isn’t a real state, and now they real question. Why is preventing people from finding out the state of Wyoming isn’t real so important to the US government. Because miles underneath Wyoming lies the nation’s deepest and darkest secret. From a combination of satellite photos, underground sources and more empty speculation I have discovered that underneath Wyoming lies the underground city of the mole people, whom the US has been trading human slaves to in exchange for gold and the location of oil reservoirs. Think about it how does the US manage to stay so rich and powerful while acquiring over one trillion dollars in debt.

So I implore you, to join me in showing the world the truth .The truth about Wyoming .How it’s population is made up of kidnapped innocents, it’s landscape fake and styrofoamy and the horrifying untold secrets deep in the belly of Wyoming. But I have yet to scratch the surface of the Wyoming conspiracy. With such questions still being left unanswered such as “Why is there only one college in all of Wyoming the government owned University of Wyoming?”. “Why ia the state of Wyoming almost a perfect square”, and “Why is it that when you take the phrase “In the State of Wyoming” and rearrange the letters, you get the message “It is a myth, ‘o’ we feign” But I’ve already said too much, and “they’ve” probably already sent their people after me. But before I close remember "Today's mighty oak,is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground”.

It would be best to recieve comments before monday.

[KissMe2408]

um, ok. i just read that.

First of all, i hope you aren't turning this in for school. The grammer is only so-so, alot of commas and stuff misplaced, and you are jumping out and talking out to the "audience" alot, like saying "you know, blah, blah." "So i implore you..."
2nd, there is no evidence backing up all your "theories" on why Wyoming doesn't exist. (oh gosh). You said something about mole people, painted landscapes, kidnapped people or something? Where is your evidence? Where are your sources to back up your paper?
You also use the words "they" "you" alot...Who are they exactly? The government? This paper needs alot of work, not to mention how absurd it was in the first place, but i'm looking past that right now lol

[BambooRckshw]

umm its creative writing you dont need all that much proof. I mean comeon couldn't you figure out it was creative writing from my topic alone : Wyoming:Fact or Fiction

[misoshiru]

um, ok. i just read that.

First of all, i hope you aren't turning this in for school. The grammer is only so-so, alot of commas and stuff misplaced,  and you are jumping out and talking out to the "audience" alot, like saying "you know, blah, blah." "So i implore you..."
2nd, there is no evidence backing up all your "theories" on why Wyoming doesn't exist. (oh gosh). You said something about mole people, painted landscapes, kidnapped people or something? Where is your evidence? Where are your sources to back up your paper?
You also use the words "they" "you" alot...Who are they exactly? The government? This paper needs alot of work, not to mention how absurd it was in the first place, but i'm looking past that right now lol

i agree, you need to work on the grammar bit. even though it may be creative writing, the grammar needs to be decent.

[KissMe2408]

Well yea we're doing speeches in english class and I not wanting to do any real work chose a topic with little to no research involved.The topic was proving that Wyoming(sorry if this offends any wyomingians).But I've run out of ideas to disporve o it you have any good one please feel free to post them. Thanks for the help
                                                                                            -Bob

^you said speeches in english class, and said how you didn't want an research involved. You didn't say anything about creative writing in the orginial post, and even in creative writing, especially with your piece, it's always good to research.
But today is Tuesday and I think you needed everyones comments by Monday.

~TOPIC CLOSED~PM me if you need this open again, Bob