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if every time u had sex/masturbate,1000 people die, puggles.
how much sex or masturbation will u do?
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ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 12 2005, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Nov 12 2005, 9:51 PM)
If you just sit at your computer, 1000 random people will die around the world. It's not just when you have sex or masturbate. wink.gif
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STOP KILLING KITTENS! where's Kevin the kitten killer?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo people don't die when you sit on the pc, because everyone would've been dead by then


and besides


sex is the way of life


we live


under the rule


of going in between or inside



people's pants
 
Herizon Action
post Nov 13 2005, 01:22 AM
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I don't get it. How is this accurate?
 
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post Nov 13 2005, 01:45 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Nov 12 2005, 11:38 PM)
Actually, the Shakers are still around, albeit in very small numbers.
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Ah, so that's how they still manage to make nice furniture. My history book lies: it claimed extinction.
 
miss-_-guitar
post Nov 13 2005, 11:50 AM
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i would just be worried that i died or that my partner died. that would suck but everyone dies anyways so ya i would still do it
 
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post Nov 13 2005, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(lolita kitty @ Nov 12 2005, 8:56 PM)
but.
we need to have sex to re-produce.
if having one kid means 1000 other people will die, then we will all eventually die.

if we all choose abstinence for the rest of our life, we wont end up re-producing. no reproducing = no new babies = all of us will end up dying at some point.

if we all continue to have sex and masturbate as if its no big deal, then people will continue to die. more than usual. at some point, american will have masturbated and done it so much that we are all dead, unless we can be exceptionally rational (lol).

blah.
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she's right. the #s of deaths would be greater than the number of births and we all be extinct. so yeah....
 
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post Nov 13 2005, 11:56 AM
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...wow! I can't imagine my life right now without sex. mellow.gif
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 16 2005, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE(lolita kitty @ Nov 12 2005, 9:56 PM)
but.
we need to have sex to re-produce.
if having one kid means 1000 other people will die, then we will all eventually die.

if we all choose abstinence for the rest of our life, we wont end up re-producing. no reproducing = no new babies = all of us will end up dying at some point.

if we all continue to have sex and masturbate as if its no big deal, then people will continue to die. more than usual. at some point, american will have masturbated and done it so much that we are all dead, unless we can be exceptionally rational (lol).

blah.
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but the extinction of humans is a good thing....for wildlife and animals
 
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post Nov 16 2005, 07:56 PM
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^I glare at you.
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 16 2005, 07:57 PM
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^For some reason i knew that one day, tweak would one day admit her hatred for me
 
heyyfrankie
post Nov 16 2005, 08:02 PM
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one glare doesn't mean that she hates you. :D
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 16 2005, 08:12 PM
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^For some odd reason I always thought she hated me...


but really, the less humans populate, the more wildlife can be free
 
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post Nov 16 2005, 09:19 PM
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I thought it was the kittens?
 
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post Nov 16 2005, 09:34 PM
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sex and masterbating is sooo different
 
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post Nov 16 2005, 11:03 PM
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Really? I thought they were the same thing. Are you sure about that?
 
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post Nov 16 2005, 11:07 PM
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Omg, like me too!!
 
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post Nov 16 2005, 11:13 PM
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that's because they're both sins, and bush doeesn't want you to do either.
 
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post Nov 16 2005, 11:21 PM
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eh.. it happens.. lol.
 
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post Nov 17 2005, 02:27 AM
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lets be thankful that isnt the case!
 
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post Nov 17 2005, 04:41 AM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Nov 13 2005, 10:51 AM)
If you just sit at your computer, 1000 random people will die around the world. It's not just when you have sex or masturbate. wink.gif
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hahahah i was thinking the same thing.


you do know, in every 5 seconds, 2 people die of hunger.
 
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post Nov 17 2005, 04:50 AM
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some chick here says kittens...

i hate kittens...

bring on masturbation...
 
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post Nov 17 2005, 05:22 AM
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They'll really die??

*goes to have sex*
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 17 2005, 04:40 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Nov 16 2005, 11:13 PM)
that's because they're both sins, and bush doeesn't want you to do either.
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how is having sex a sin when you're not underage doing it with a pedophile?

QUOTE(wind&fire @ Nov 17 2005, 4:50 AM)
some chick here says kittens...

i hate kittens...

bring on masturbation...
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noooooo NOOO

QUOTE(Cake. @ Nov 16 2005, 9:19 PM)
I thought it was the kittens?
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same...
 
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post Nov 17 2005, 04:44 PM
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What is with all the pedophiles today? They make oil. Heh. I am still so amused from history.
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 17 2005, 04:47 PM
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QUOTE(tweeak @ Nov 17 2005, 4:44 PM)
What is with all the pedophiles today? They make oil. Heh. I am still so amused from history.
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wait...pedophiles make oil?

I am forcing everyone i know (even parents) to have sex so there's a chance that people from my school can die
 
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post Nov 17 2005, 09:15 PM
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I don't like cats.

*10 Minutes Later*

Did it work? Is my neighbor's cat dead yet?
 
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