why cant helen keller drive? |
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 Oct 30 2005, 11:20 AM
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QUOTE(dearfriend @ Oct 30 2005, 1:31 AM) I've been to that website to!! Did you stumble on it? I was just studying some of Helen Keller's writings, she really was a wonderful and headstrong woman. Even if her ideas don't fit mine, she is admirable.  Website? Noooo, I read the book 
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Oct 30 2005, 02:09 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3  Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
shes blind.
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Oct 30 2005, 02:13 PM
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 _cool girl Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 281,166 |
cuz she is blind
and honestly, that is not funny |
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Oct 30 2005, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 30 2005, 7:39 AM) yes i was that'd be Song Hyekyo, Korean actress. And you guys need to lighten up about it, it's only a joke. |
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Oct 30 2005, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 9:39 PM) actualy, in alamaba she can. you see, they wanted her to be able to drive, so they installed these bumpers on the roads. so when she can feel where the lines of the road are byt eh bumps (there's diferent spacings apart for diffrerent colors)  Wow, you're good.
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Oct 30 2005, 06:00 PM
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Heard it. I found it funny. 9_9 I don't mind sexist jokes in the first place, so whatever!
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Oct 30 2005, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(o0olaalaa @ Oct 30 2005, 3:09 PM) shes blind. lol no shit. the reason why the joke is a joke is because he completely disregarded the fact that she was mute, deaf and blind and said it was because she was a woman. because you know the stereotype type that woman cant drive very well? yeah, you guys are slow. |
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Oct 30 2005, 06:16 PM
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hahahaa
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Oct 31 2005, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(o0olaalaa @ Oct 30 2005, 12:09 PM) shes blind. FORREAL???????????????????????????? 
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Oct 31 2005, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 31 2005, 1:02 AM) FORREAL???????????????????????????? IS THAT WHY SHE CAN'T DRIVE? [/end sarcasm] |
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Nov 1 2005, 12:26 AM
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QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Oct 30 2005, 5:42 PM) that'd be Song Hyekyo, Korean actress. And you guys need to lighten up about it, it's only a joke. hmmm... she looks very similar to my friend... well in that picture. |
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Nov 1 2005, 04:41 AM
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O RLY? Owl!
Another WoW forum-er? |
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Nov 2 2005, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(evanbunnell @ Nov 1 2005, 2:41 AM) O RLY? Owl! Another WoW forum-er? um no. haha you guys have that picture too? im a niketalk forumer :] |
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Nov 4 2005, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM)  AHAHA. |
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Nov 7 2005, 04:34 AM
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Nov 7 2005, 07:10 PM
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I could take that as a joke. But I don't think it's funny at all. I think this is a totally disrespectful topic considering that, while she was blind and deaf, she still was an amazing person. I don't get how anyone could think that's funny.
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Nov 8 2005, 07:07 AM
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when u first told the joke it wasnt funny, but after other people explained i finally got the joke
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Nov 10 2005, 02:31 AM
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That is the best joke ever!
Tisk tisk, all you "Politically Correct" people. |
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Nov 10 2005, 11:50 AM
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that's really lame.
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Nov 12 2005, 09:13 AM
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If you didn't think it was funny, don't post. Nobody cares what you think in here, we're here to have a good laugh.
I had heard it before, but it was funny. |
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Nov 12 2005, 01:53 PM
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This actually had me on the floor laughing.
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Nov 12 2005, 04:12 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
QUOTE(evanbunnell @ Nov 12 2005, 7:13 AM) If you didn't think it was funny, don't post. Nobody cares what you think in here, we're here to have a good laugh. I had heard it before, but it was funny. lol WERD! |
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Nov 12 2005, 06:37 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
LOL. That owl "O RLY?" made me fall off my chair laughing. Dayum, that should have been the joke.
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Nov 12 2005, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM) I'm sorry, but that is just f**king hilarious. |
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Nov 17 2005, 10:18 AM
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hmm whoever mentioned that she was mute she wasnt
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