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post Oct 31 2005, 01:07 AM
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I have 6 blue blocks :3
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My parents are yelling at me. TTYL.


A friend of mine put that up today. Though it'll make up something here. Msg's been on since 6.

[jerry]
 
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meleonade
post Oct 31 2005, 01:10 AM
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lol...interesting message...
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 01:14 AM
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ive seen worse...

that compares to nothing.
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 01:18 AM
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"not here, leave a message after the beef






















MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(haha you thought it was a typo, didn't you?!)"
 
Fade to Black
post Oct 31 2005, 02:57 AM
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WOAH I CAN TYPE STUFF IN HERE?~!~
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when i leave an away message, i type gibberish like "kghagja;gjas'ja'slfka'sljf23jp9-ruwq9ru"

or

"asfh389fh80h340f308hf0eqhf"
 
Chii
post Oct 31 2005, 03:25 AM
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better than mine, i leave it blank sometimes.
 
SillyCourtney
post Oct 31 2005, 06:17 PM
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Better than me... half the time I forget to put up an away message.
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 06:20 PM
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mine are always lame, like "shower, be back soon" ermm.gif
 
expoised
post Oct 31 2005, 06:22 PM
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te quiero
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haha i love my away message

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AIM service is sorry to say that user: profaneiove had recently been reported as missing. Further investigation has shown that, unfortunately, this user has died. This Screenname will be shut down and the message taken down within a week. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
 
o0olaalaa
post Oct 31 2005, 06:27 PM
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ladybugs are hot <3
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Some like it hard, some like it soft. Some prefer up and down over side to side, but either way it ends up going in and out . . .
What, I'm brushing my teeth, you PERV . . . BrB

thats from my friend

and when i shower i write

guess what? i shower naked
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 06:27 PM
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I...don't know any weird away messages. My aways messages kind of suck too.
Aliens have abducted me and refuse to let me go until my mom stops taking a shit...and we all know how long that takes
Hey. What's up? Keep on talking to the computer. Go on, I won't tell anybody.:-X
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 06:39 PM
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I have one that says: Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends. Stop reading this, I know some of you people will keep reading this until it ends.
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 06:50 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you!
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Hiphop d[-_-]b
post Oct 31 2005, 07:01 PM
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Bay Area YadadaDiiiig.
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I am away from my computer.
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 07:59 PM
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mine:

"have a nice day, you worthless tard"

and sometimes

"Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott brb"

^^which confuses people
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 08:32 PM
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post Oct 31 2005, 08:50 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 31 2005, 5:48 PM)
^ rolleyes.gif

Bella, you have some weird/scary ass away messages.
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They are not weird
and it was only that on i showed you and it was a SONG ! gosh.
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 08:57 PM
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lol away messages are gheyyy. i usually just put the default one on: "I am away from my computer right now." or just put what im doing like "shower, movies, mall..be home later." nothing special.
 
Latina Babii
post Oct 31 2005, 10:17 PM
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Mine are lame but i've seen some phunky ones........
 
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post Oct 31 2005, 10:23 PM
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Like a fat kid in dodgeball, Im out


tht made me laugh for days
 
underworld457
post Oct 31 2005, 10:24 PM
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mine are usually "eatting lots of meat in frint of vegatarians."
 
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post Nov 1 2005, 03:19 PM
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"i wanna see other people"

this girl in seventeen magazine said her boyfriend put that up. i felt sooo bad for her. but yeah, that's the weirdest away message i've seen (or read about).
 
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post Nov 1 2005, 03:31 PM
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Mine is usually:

"You'll have to do a lot better than that to get me on the screen."

All my friends will type like paragraphs, thinking it's a joke. But seriously, I'M EATING DINNER!
 
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post Nov 1 2005, 04:05 PM
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my friend likes do post these:

"<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth.
<tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something?
<CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself."

They are so hilarious... and here's just another.

"[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call
[@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on
[@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running"
[@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it
[@Mono] lol
[@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up
[@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment"
[@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face"
[@Mono] rofl"

"*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose)
<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree"


yeah um... my away messages are mostly lyrics and stuff like "i'm in the shower and you should join me." [shrugs]
 
Fabio.
post Nov 1 2005, 05:18 PM
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Some random ones.


Hi! This is my away message. You can:
a.) Leave a message,
b.) Write me an e-mail, or
c.) Rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling "BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!"
While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you.


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?... [YOUR NAME]


They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.


Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?
his dad said both
then he asked if God was black or white?
his dad said both
then he asked is God Michael Jackson?


I would talk to you but my mom told me never to talk wih my mouth full.


I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.



Where in the nursury rhme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
 
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