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why cant helen keller drive?
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:35 AM
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cause shes female laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:38 AM
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First off. That's not funny.
Second, it's because she's blind.
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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im such a dork.
that actully made me laugh.
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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shes blind.
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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i never knew who she was
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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actualy, in alamaba she can.

you see, they wanted her to be able to drive, so they installed these bumpers on the roads. so when she can feel where the lines of the road are byt eh bumps (there's diferent spacings apart for diffrerent colors)
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:40 AM
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^ whoa are you serious?? haha
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:43 AM
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I heard:
BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD.

I don't like Helen Keller jokes.
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 29 2005, 10:39 PM)
http://arevalo.supwidit.com/orly/orly.jpg
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wtf is that animal?
QUOTE(anqie @ Oct 29 2005, 10:39 PM)
i never knew who she was
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me too until i asked my english teacher she siad it was a blind lady... mellow.gif
QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 10:39 PM)
actualy, in alamaba she can.

you see, they wanted her to be able to drive, so they installed these bumpers on the roads.  so when she can feel where the lines of the road are byt eh bumps (there's diferent spacings apart for diffrerent colors)
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smart ass. lmao.
i dont get it thought. bumps....
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:46 AM
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theyr'e the little reflectors on teh road.

the driver's ed teacher called them "hellen keller reflectors".

some girls actaully believed him when he said that..
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:47 AM
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LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
ROFLMAO
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:48 AM
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QUOTE(takingbacksandy @ Oct 29 2005, 10:47 PM)
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
ROFLMAO
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why are you being so insensative. helen keller achieved more than you EVER will in your life. helen keller > you. you offended me, and yes, i am mad doggie.
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:48 AM
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I actually thought that was pretty funny.
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(dearfriend @ Oct 29 2005, 10:43 PM)
BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD.


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REALLY?
i thought she was still alive....

justin... so is there really hellen kellers?
 
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 30 2005, 12:48 AM)
why are you being so insensative. helen keller achieved more than you EVER will in your life. helen keller > you. you offended me, and yes, i am mad doggie.
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LOL WHO IS THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS JOKE, SON?
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 12:50 AM
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Helen Keller was a blind and deaf woman who worked hard to read Braille and speak, and later went on to university and made something out of her life, disabilities and all.

Despite the inspirational-ness of Helen keller, I wasn't expecting this at all and it made me giggle. =]
 
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^ and mute.

(who's the third person from the left in your signature?)


QUOTE(Funkadelic.Kiss @ Oct 30 2005, 12:49 AM)

justin... so is there really hellen kellers?
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wait...

what be you asking?

kathunk! kathunk! kathunk! kathunk!kathunk! kathunk!
 
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^the road thingy
the bumps?
you said some girls actully believed it....
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 01:12 AM
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QUOTE(d4z3 @ Oct 30 2005, 1:38 AM)
First off. That's not funny.
Second, it's because she's blind.
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that made me laugh more than joke did. this guy thought he was tellin somebody off laugh.gif "NOOOO! its because shes blind!" laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif wow
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 01:16 AM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 10:50 PM)
^ and mute. 

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lol yes.

were you referring to me about the signature?
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 01:18 AM
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Helen Keller was a socialist.


(yay Lies My Teacher Told Me)

That joke was predictable.
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 01:31 AM
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QUOTE(tweeak @ Oct 30 2005, 1:18 AM)
Helen Keller was a socialist.
(yay Lies My Teacher Told Me)

That joke was predictable.
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I've been to that website to!! Did you stumble on it?
I was just studying some of Helen Keller's writings, she really was a wonderful and headstrong woman. Even if her ideas don't fit mine, she is admirable.
 
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QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Oct 30 2005, 1:16 AM)
lol yes.

were you referring to me about the signature?
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yes i was
 
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post Oct 30 2005, 10:12 AM
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Okay this is really not funny because Helen Keller did a lot of great things considering she was both blind and deaf. mellow.gif
 
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hehe. as much as i want to deny it, i think its funny. even though ive heard this 1000 times.
 
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