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post Oct 26 2005, 07:55 PM
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What is the weried thing a guy has ever said to you??
 
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post Oct 26 2005, 08:50 PM
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will you have sex with me
 
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post Oct 26 2005, 08:51 PM
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Guy: "I am sexually attracted to my mother"
Me : WTF..... mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 26 2005, 10:24 PM
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i wear speedos
 
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post Oct 26 2005, 10:50 PM
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Hmm... I can't think of one that a guy said to me, but once a guy asked my friend, out of nowhere:

"Do you know about aluminum foil??"

My Friend: blink.gif

...Yeah. It was really random and I have no idea why he asked her that...
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 04:59 AM
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ma best m8 is random as hell...he always weirds me out wit funny questions and comments....here are a few examples

#"do u shave ur P**sy?"
#"how long does it take a gurl to change her sanitary towel?"
#"wats ur bra size?"
#i wear a 32A bra
#i lyk da smell of ma mumz shoes

da list goes on...lol...
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 05:22 AM
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Weirdest thing.............

Guy: COme sit on my lap and we
ll talk about the first thing that pops up stubborn.gif
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 06:19 AM
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^wow

which hole does the tampon do you put your tampon in _dry.gif
(we were having lunch)
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 09:57 AM
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Dumb Guy Who Doesn't Know Any Better: How many holes does a girl have?

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post Oct 27 2005, 11:40 AM
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Guy: COme sit on my lap and we
ll talk about the first thing that pops up :stubborn


that was REALLY funny
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 01:55 PM
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QUOTE(racoons > you @ Oct 27 2005, 11:40 AM)
that was REALLY funny
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I thought so too and I wouldn't stop laughing then he said
" i was serious"

"Really?"

"No"

"Good"

"Why?"

"Cuz I'll kick your ass if you were."
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 02:34 PM
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hahaa..this random guy who reallyy scared me

"do you brush your teeth alot, because you have really white teeth."

and then the same guyy..

"i like your bookbag. will you trade with me?"

haha yeah. my bookbag is purplee..with my name on it. and he was dead serious too O.O lol
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 03:16 PM
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"will you give me hed?"
"do you masturbate?"
"have u ever had sex with a girl?"
"i think you have your period...or you're pmsing."
"will you screw me?"

high school guys are so freakin pervertededededd.
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 04:37 PM
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"Can girls masturbate with a tampon?"

My friends amuse me
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 05:23 PM
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"trombones make me horny"
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 06:26 PM
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"whats the difference between boxers and briefs"
me friend asked me that. i still dont know if he was serious or not (:
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 06:58 PM
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Me: OH GOD SORRY IF I'M CRANKY, IT'S JUST I AM PMSING
Boy: Oh it's so sure nice to hear that you;re bleeding on your vagina
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 07:09 PM
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um....
guy:my boobs are negative A cups.
me:...good for your sweetie.
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 08:11 PM
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"Girls fart?"
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post Oct 27 2005, 08:15 PM
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a guy asked my friend and i:
"what's a tampon?"

it's not stupid. well, a guy just wants to know. but i mean.. we didn't explain it to him. we just went, "uhhh err.. oops! the bell! gotta go."

tongue.gif [/size]
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 11:37 PM
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"Grow boobs."
And he said it like five times in a row. -.-
 
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post Oct 28 2005, 12:58 AM
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me: OW! SHIT! PAPERCUT!
Him: Aww. Do you want me to kiss your little boo-boo for you?
me: mellow.gif *walks away*

Well, that's the most meaningful & STRANGEST thing a guy has ever said to me, considering he was my crush.
 
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post Oct 28 2005, 01:11 AM
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QUOTE(hiromi @ Oct 27 2005, 4:37 PM)
"Can girls masturbate with a tampon?"
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Haha... my best friend asked me that in Junior High. I just looked at him like he was an idiot... I think he got the picture.
 
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post Oct 28 2005, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(mzkandi @ Oct 26 2005, 8:51 PM)
Guy: "I am sexually attracted to my mother"
Me : WTF..... mellow.gif
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Okay, that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard from a guy..and I didn't even hear it.
 
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post Oct 28 2005, 05:40 AM
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^ Definitly new one from today, "WIll you allow us to make you our spork queen?" -_-' I'm a bit disturbed by that one.
 
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