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 Oct 27 2005, 09:47 PM
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 omnomnom  Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688  |
Here's a tip: Don't stuff your pants. You don't need to go to such extreme measures for guys who hardly even look at your butt. It attracts unwanted attention and makes it look like you have crinkley butt. Guys like you for who you are. As long as your pretty they don't really care how big your boobs or butt are.
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Oct 27 2005, 10:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 643 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,564 |
be yourself..love the way your body is
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Oct 27 2005, 11:01 PM
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 ferociously for serious Group: Member Posts: 13 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,309 |
dalai. LOL. you stuff your pants? now that's new. haha. sorry. anyway, you shouldn't stuff your pants to get a guy's attention. i mean, if that's the only reason why they'd notice you, then they are not worth your time >_<
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Oct 27 2005, 11:06 PM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
HAHAHHHAHHAHA
This is the funniest thing ever. Wow. What a fun joke (: I say continue to stuff. Try newer and bigger things next time. Maybe instead of tissues in your pants use socks or something, hahahah. |
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Oct 28 2005, 11:07 AM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
QUOTE(MajorHottie00 @ Oct 27 2005, 9:38 AM) okay well fyi im NOT anerexic or bulemic. i just am on a strict celery and water diet.  Whoa, reality check. Celery and water diet. (Omg.) STRICT celery and water diet. (Omg.) Notice the word strict. If you still don't think you're anorexic, you have a serious problem. Really. |
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Oct 28 2005, 11:12 AM
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oh wow... O.o i wouldnt know i have a relli big booty.
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Oct 28 2005, 06:38 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 268,984 |
QUOTE(swtcherriipie @ Oct 28 2005, 9:12 AM) oh wow... O.o i wouldnt know i have a relli big booty. i guess shed say you were one of the lucky selected. my adive is to eat some fatburger and maybe it will go to ur butt? |
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Oct 29 2005, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE(M1SSxCHR1SSY @ Oct 27 2005, 9:06 PM) HAHAHHHAHHAHA This is the funniest thing ever. Wow. What a fun joke (: I say continue to stuff. Try newer and bigger things next time. Maybe instead of tissues in your pants use socks or something, hahahah. why do people think im joking and the fact of the matter is that im quite seorius in all of this. i came to u for help and you laughed and mocked me. plus socks = lumpy. are u trying to ruin my reputation of major hottie? anyways... if any of you want an update here goes. and if not stop reading this okay. so over the past few days ive been working on techniques and pretty soon my webpage will be up and running. ill tell you the link as soon as it gets off ground. but ill take this time to share my findings in the world of stuffing. it is not as "pathetic" as some of you might seem. not everyone was born with lucoius lovely lady lumps. so back to the issues... but the down side of stuffing is it makes ur apperance bigger then it is. i try wearing tight shirts to show off my sculped and defined abs. well to those of you who are supportive in all of this id like to take a special time to thank you all. ive found that through hard times you could always use a friend. when theres something unpredictable but in the end its right i hope you had the time of your life. <333 more updates later. |
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Oct 29 2005, 12:24 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
^No one is born with "lucoius lovely lady lumps". I still think you shouldn't stuff, but if it makes you happier.......to each his own I guess.
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Oct 29 2005, 12:46 PM
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 Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
wait... it thought they were called...humps. damn black eyed peas. they confused me.
anywaii, i advised you to stop stuffing. a girl in my year used to stuff her bra with gel inserts so she had like C cup boobs. then one day, she showed up and there was a big difference from that day and the day before. >< her gel inserts had popped. so everyone knew she stuffed her bra. you don't need to stuff. just buy a good pair of jeans. try a low waist one with large pockets . that way, it focuses on your butt and the pockets make you seem like you got a bigger butt. |
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Oct 29 2005, 12:47 PM
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lol were still talking about the tissue in the bootie... Lol you'll grow into your pants. =)
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Nov 6 2005, 04:33 PM
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i like how everyone stopped posting... anyways.. what if she doesnt grow into her pants? then wat does she do?
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Jan 19 2006, 08:38 PM
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omg, so my computer was broken for like 4 months and i couldnt go on here and give you guys updates. so we have a lot to talk about. first of all i broke up with my boyfriend because he was too clingy. no worries i found someone better. well my mom was relocated at her work so we had to move to a different city and so i had to go to a different school. and you know wat that means!!! i can stuff my butt bigger then ever becasue its like a fresh start. so what i do to make sure its the same every day is i measure the circumference of it. i try to get it at about 45 inches at the biggest point. so my life is all gumdrops and rainbows at the moment. im sorry i was a little rude in my last post but i was a little disapointed that no one was giving me the advice i needed at the time. now i know some of you that are reading this feel the same way i do in saying that stuffing anything is just natural. some of u may not be comfortable saying it and that is why u get hostile and go calling it "pathetic." but i forgive all of you. well if u want any tips u can email me at majorhottie00@yahoo.com
<<3333 when life gives u lemons, make lemondade. when life gives u dirt, make mud pies. and when life gives u tissues/jello/sandwich bags of soup, then use them to stuff ur butt. i love you all! 
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Jan 20 2006, 12:35 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
^what if the soup bag explodes? ahh. and i think u should just stop stuffing ur butt. ppl will find out.
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Jan 21 2006, 07:20 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 268,984 |
heeeey i remember you. hows life?
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Jan 21 2006, 08:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
Don't stuff, in my opinion the guys that only go for big boobs/big butts are extremely shallow anyways.
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Jan 21 2006, 10:09 PM
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well from what i read ur a freak. whose a big whory STUFFER!!!!
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Jan 21 2006, 10:49 PM
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 <33 Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 |
...why would you do such a stupid thing to make your butt look good? so what if your butt isn't "booty-licious". i think it's still strange that you wasted your time to stuff your butt. you shouldn't have in the first place.
if you stop stuffing your butt then you wouldn't have to worry about people thinking you are strange when some tissue paper falls out of your jeans or something. besides, why would you like so much attention anyway? it creeps me out, rofl.  |
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Jan 21 2006, 11:12 PM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
lol this is really funny... i think it's a joke... i mean, how can you make jello every single day to stuff? and if you use tissue paper wouldnt it make your butt look lumpy? not so attractive...
 if this is real... it's just sad. if you bf wanted you for your breasts/butt, he'll want 'stuff', and when he tries to feel you up (which he probably will since it sounds like he wants your body) he'll know it's not real... |
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Jan 22 2006, 12:37 AM
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 I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus.. Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 293,534 |
What the... If you have a small butt you should be happy.
Why does it matter anyways? People are serioulsy taking the song, "I like big butts and I can not lie" way too seriously. Lol. |
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Jan 22 2006, 12:57 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
Advice?
My advice would be stop stuffing your jeans. That's not the sorta thing you do to win over a guys attention. And lets say he did go for your "big butt", then he would know it was fake. And not all guys like "big butts" i mean that's kinda sterotypical. Some guys like those skinny girls with small butts. They all have different opinions on what they find attractive. So the best thing you can do is be yourself and accept your body. Please don't stuff your pants anymore, it is very unattractive. |
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Jan 22 2006, 10:12 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 280,479 |
i get the feeling that there is the slight chance that this is BS, DD? thats quite large...ew.
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Jan 22 2006, 11:27 AM
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 Band Geek. Group: Member Posts: 366 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 341,494 |
QUOTE(MajorHottie00 @ Oct 25 2005, 9:31 PM) thanks for all your support, this is a difficult situation for me. i appreciate ur honesty and oppinions. more would be nice though. okay well just a lil update, today at school this guy asked me out and now he thinks i have big breasts and so ive recently figured out how to stuff my bra without anyone seeing while im changing. i take two sanwhich bags [[the storage ones]] and fill then wiith jello. then i but on my mamas bra(DD) so its nice and snug. then i put on a jumbo sports bra to prevent anything from spilling out. it lasts and lasts throughout the day, while still giving you a natural jiggle. ive found it attracks alot of attention and now my bf will be happy. he dont suspect a thing. let me know what you think<3333 curves=happy OK, this is very very sad. Why would you need to stuff ANYTHING to make a guy like you? Isn't that a bit shallow? I mean sooner or later he will know you stuff, then like all guys he will run around the school and tell all his friends. Then you will be worse off than you are now. If you really want a butt, try eating McDonalds or some fattening food, and just doa few ab exercises to make sure you don't gain fat in the wrong place. |
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