Ways to Tell if You are Chinese Options

[sweet_devil]

I eat rice for breakfast!  And I also know how to Kung Fu!   Weird:  Oh!  It's because Filipinos are half spanish, half malaysian and half CHINESE.!

u would be a third of each, not half of 3 things...

[emazing]

This is so true for me xD

-You keep used batteries.
-Your friends ask you to translate the scribbles on chopsticks (like you really know what it means!).
-Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow" into them and wear them for years to come.
-You cut your own hair…or had someone in your family do it.
-You fight over who pays the dinner bill (My relatives do that...)
-Your friends automatically assume you’re good at math.

[datass]

You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
You have two middle initials instead of one.
You inform the ticket clerk that your 13 year old is 12 to avoid paying adult fare.
You sneak in snacks at the movie theater.
You know how to pinch someone with your toes.
You have clothes in your closet that is coming back in style.
You have stuff in your freezer since the beginning of time.
You keep a thermos of hot water available at all times.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully to save and reuse wrappings and bows.
You feel like you’ve won the lottery if you didn’t have to pay tax for an item.
You own a wok.
You never eat fried foods when you’re sick (it creates phlegm and hot air).
You keep used batteries.
You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
You never use measuring cups.
You never call your parents to say hi.
Your parents always ask you if you’ve eaten, even though it’s midnight.
You don’t own any real Tupperware, only used margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
You never leave any leftovers on the table in a restaurant. You have it put in boxes or finish it.
You never order for room service.
Your parents are never satisfied with your grades.
You own a rice cooker.
You buy rice in 50 pound sacks.
You wash rice 2 to 3 times before you cook it.
You have a piano in the living room.
You live in an apartment and your parents always want you to come home.
You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions.
You wash and reuse ziplock bags.
You either love or hate "mooncakes".
Your parents constantly complain you use too much toilet paper when you go to the bathroom.
You’ve had to eat parts of animals that they don’t even put in hotdogs.
You have piles of shoes and slippers blocking the entrances to your home.
You like $1.75 movies
You like $1.50 movies even more!
Your parents never kissed you…your parents never kissed each other.
Your friends ask you to translate the scribbles on chopsticks (like you really know what it means!).
You call all your parents friends "auntie or uncle".
You get nothing if you do well in school, but get in big trouble if you don’t.
Your first generation relatives have a statue of an obese, bald-headed man surrounded by children.
You know not to eat the oranges or tangerines arranged in a little pyramid.
You are now planning to Email this list ASAP to another Chinese friend!

teeehee...

[TheReasonWhy]

some of them are true to me lol!

[paopuu]

Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings.

That is too true. Noise hurts.

[megan_x3]

You hated that black herb medicine that your parents forced you to drink when you were sick.

i hate those ! my mom always assume that it helps when your sick.. i hate those ... and the one with people paying for each other.. all of them almost applied to me ... -.- i feel so chinese

[*xcaitlinx*]

haha i'm not chinese at all and it shows....like 5 of them are true.

[*swtcherriipie*]

Darn! guess im not chinesse. lol

[*salcha*]

This is sad.
Almost all of them apply to me ._.

[sense.n.style]

OMG!!! THIS IS SOO FUNNY well i think some of them relate to koreans as well...

same here

[honeyally]

Hardly any of these apply to me... O.o

[ParanoidAndroid]

in class this guy asked me if was spanish

and my other guy friend said, "Are you retarded? She's friggin Chinse, can't you see that she:

*has small eyes
*eats rice
*looks like she knows kung fu
*is obedient
*doesn't like to spend money
*is strict
*uptight
*pretty<33 (lol that was sweet of him)
*small eyes (lol he said it again)
*eats dove
*eats dog
*and eats shrimp that she has to shell?

only half your "stuff" apply to me but what he said applied to all of me