pick up lines Options

[V_TEK]

You fellowz know some good pick up lines?

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

i know one

"hi"

[lexaa621]

^ probably the best so far

but some of those other ones are pretty funny heh

[Levy2k6]

man ya all said all the good ones..

hmm... "how are YOU doing?"

[littleswallow]

i don't know about you but i'd rather have the guy introduce himself rather than trying to get me to talk to him using pick-up lines (which rarely work)

[Lightner]

I found these funny pickup lines:

"Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because youre looking 'Grrrrreat!'"

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"I havent taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra."

"Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin me crazy."

"Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend hes a lucky man?"

"I didnt know that Miss America lived here!"

"Hi, Im Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me."

"Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!"

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause youre the only ten-I-see."

he he i liked these, getmine ur a genius =D

oo and i liked

"I dont wana know yer name, i just want, BANG BANG BANG!!!!"
Start singing the song, You drive me crazy!

bah those suck but o well.. i try

[misoshiru]

he asked for GOOD pick up lines.

that's true, but all pickup lines are cheesy.

[Aoiro]

Pick-up lines are hilarious!
But I only like them as jokes.
Something to laugh about.
If someone used one on me, I'd just laugh.

[WindSorcerous]

Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____.

It's so lame that it's awesome! I would definitly go out with the guy who says that.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[misoshiru]

^ if a guy said that too me, i'd slap him.

[wadester241]

"If you were on the McDonalds menu, you'd be a McHottie!"

[i_am_me]

i hope you know CPR coz you're taking my breath away

[super_grover08]

my friend taught me this, its supposed to be like the yawn hand over shoulder thing. you stand next to a girl ur rigt shoulder touching her left, then you go "Lets count shoulders" tap your left shoulder (thats 1), tap your right shoulder (thats 2), tap her left shoulder (thats 3), then finish it by keeping your hand on her right shoulder (thats 4).

It helps if you count outloud.

[evanbunnell]

i hope you know CPR coz you're taking my breath away

The girl replies, "I hope you have health insurance, because my boyfriend is going to beat the shit out of you."

[fameONE]

Pay attention because I'll only say this once...

I'm a ladies man by definition but single by choice.

Picking up women is not hard for me. My problem is finding someone truly genuine and intelligent enough for a relationship.

Still, its always fun to test out the ol' mojo...

In the club or other heavily populated social event: Sit by yourself in the mix of things. Don't talk to anyone but smile and greet anyone who makes eye contact with you. Just 'lay back in the cut.' Don't approach tons of random women saying ridiculous lines in hopes to woo them with humor because they won't take you seriously. Be cool, be confident, and chill. I guarantee you'll get approached by a female. She'll most likely question why you're sitting by yourself. This is your time to respond in a whimsical manner so she realizes that you're not a sheepish coward that would probably faint at the sight of a vagina. A good enough response will spark a conversation and you're on your own from there. Don't fcuk it up.

Don't go to the movies alone looking for someone to meet and catch a movie with. If you run into a group of friend of the opposite sex, thats fine. But generally, its not a good idea because most people go the movies with some sort of purpose with certain individuals because they intend to be in their company specifically for the evening. Of course, I'm preaching to the 18+ crowd here. Kiddos who get dropped off by their parents or older siblings tend to loiter in front of theatres.

On campus: Yes, this is a dream. School is the ultimate social network and any primate can figure out that a pleathora of females gives you plenty of options. What has always worked for me on campus is random small talk with a primary goal. Example...

I was walking up the stairs in my friend's dorm building and a beautiful girl walked past me...

"Excuse me," She turns around.
"Yes?" Ok, when they answer with wide eyes and a bit of eagerness, thats called INTEREST.
"I may have seen you before, but I know I'll probably be seeing you again. My name's Brandon, and you are--?" Always ask who she is, it shows interest in her.
"Desiree," if she answers with a smile, you're on the right track.
"I have to run, but I'm glad we met. By the way, you're absolutely beautiful. Maybe I'll run into tomorrow." Do not make the last statement a question. She'll shoot you down like a Blood in Inglewood (...nevermind). Be assertive and inply that you will be seeing her tomorrow.
"Well, I'm busy all day up until 3. I'm going to head to the cafe in the business building and just... hang out for a while and study," DER! DER! DER! That meant that I was supposed to keep her company and thats where the getting to know each other would begin.
"Ok, well, I'll see you around, Desiree," repeating her name with a smile lets her know that you pay attention to the obvious details. AS you answer, don't stare at her face like a lovesick dog, but maintain a dominant eye contact and a pleasing smile, then nonchalantly walk away.

GOLDEN.

In class: never underestimate the power of passing notes. The trick is to be charismatic in doing so. Never pass a note starting with "Hi," or, "are you new here?" just to evoke conversation. Say something clever like, "What would you say if we did dinner at (insert nice restaurant) this weekend? My treat." Most girls won't accept right away but they'll respond back with a rejection that will in turn become a getting-to-know-each-other conversation. If she actually takes the time to gauge your personality, then you weren't rejected.

I could go on and on. If I actually took things a step further when I meet women, then I'd probably have a VD from all the sex. But, I enjoy the playful flirtation of courting. Now, if you just don't have any sort of charm in you, you're fcuked unless you work on your people skills.

Oh, by the way, don't shoot for girls that have boyfriends. Thats a good way to cause unwanted problems. Don't start a fire with gasoline and then try to put it out with a squirtgun.

[Lightner]

lol ^^^ come on.. i cant read all that!!! i could but im too lazy... pick up lines are mostly for joking around... more liek disses... lol

[HoodieObsessed]

"Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet"

go up to a hottie and say did it hurt?  wait till shes confused as heck and say when you fell from heaven  ;)

I don't like that one so much cause it leaves the girl in an akward situation. Than again, like mine doesn't.


"I noticed you noticing me, and Id like to notify you that I noticed you, too."

I like that one.

[*Programmer*]

wow i think brandon covered it all...for the non chalant pick up line...o yeah.....one more thing "girls know you want to get in there pants guys..." ....be flirtaious.... but not preverted...because that how you end up getting slapped...or worse get the cops call on you..there's a fine line there.....leave it up to the girl....if she wants you then it's all good....if not i just hope you have some sick a$$ mouth game....to try and make her see..what you can offer her....otherwise your hopeless

[Joss-eh-lime]

^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u hav a price tag on u 'cause i wanna check u out" << i thought that was pretty old....... but i guess it wrkz.... who knows..... lol

id be like--u probably already did...

[steezahh]

i dont use pick up lines...i know this really corny one though...

guy: do you have a quarter?
girl: for what?
guy: so i can call your mom and thank her.

theres really no point to pick up lines...girls dont fall for them.

NOT TRUE.
I WOULD KEEP TALKING TO ANYONE; FOR IF ANY PICK-UP LINE; THEIR FUNNY; SHOWS THAT GUY ARENT ALWAYS WEIRD&HORNY AND THAT THEY HAVE A SENCE OF HUMOR! lol...I AM RIGHT?

[*incoherent*]

he asked for GOOD pick up lines.

lmao frankie. i know thats a really old post, but it made me laugh.

[fameONE]

wow i think brandon covered it all...for the non chalant pick up line...o yeah.....one more thing "girls know you want to get in there pants guys..." ....be flirtaious.... but not preverted...because that how you end up getting slapped...or worse get the cops call on you..there's a fine line there.....leave it up to the girl....if she wants you then it's all good....if not i just hope you have some sick a$$ mouth game....to try and make her see..what you can offer her....otherwise your hopeless

Son I live in Texas. Guys here could say 'Sucka a nigga d**k,' and if they look like they have some 0s to their name, the girl is down.

[itsARIE]

lol...these pick up lines are reallly funny, but let me give you boys a piece of advice... most girls are going to fall for stupid pick up lines unless you make it a joke... and that might not even work either... sorry boys!

[iheartjohn]

be flirtaious.... but not preverted...because that how you end up getting slapped...or worse get the cops call on you..there's a fine line there

Yes, Rico....You seem to know a lot about that. :]

[Kneuklid Romance]

"I'm gay."
"I have kids."

Those are my pick-OFF lines...to scare away girls. (Granted my Marital status)

But if I were to say a pick-up line, it would be simply "Hello."

In my opinion pick-up lines are a great way to show girls how well your social skills are in person and with the opposite sex. (Don't mind my immense sarcasm ^_^.)

LHHRS

Kevyn @-)--------