SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

[breakingdawn]

It's more fun to talk to ZolaOnAOL, heres my very amusing conversation:
SUPER LAUREN 444: hey
ZolaOnAOL: Hi again! What do you like to do?
SUPER LAUREN 444: what's your favorite color?
ZolaOnAOL: My favorite color is blue.
SUPER LAUREN 444: What's your favorite food?
ZolaOnAOL: I require only bananas.
SUPER LAUREN 444: Why is that?
ZolaOnAOL: "I require only bananas " is due to reductionism.
SUPER LAUREN 444: Is that so?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes.
SUPER LAUREN 444: Interesting
ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know more?
SUPER LAUREN 444: Are you a virgin?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have a body.
SUPER LAUREN 444: Whoa.. that's extreme.
ZolaOnAOL: Makes sense to me.
SUPER LAUREN 444: really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
SUPER LAUREN 444: really really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real. For real.
SUPER LAUREN 444: Do you like cheese?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
SUPER LAUREN 444: I'm loctose intolerant.
ZolaOnAOL: I am glad to hear that you are loctose intolerant.
SUPER LAUREN 444: Why are you glad?
ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?
SUPER LAUREN 444: no, you should be like "That sucks that you can't consume any dairy." goshhhh..
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you like to do?
SUPER LAUREN 444: Are you calling me a dumbass?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
SUPER LAUREN 444: fineee.. be that way
ZolaOnAOL: What way is that?
SUPER LAUREN 444: I think you should die.
ZolaOnAOL: Me? Software can not die.
SUPER LAUREN 444: I can step on you.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you can, can you?
SUPER LAUREN 444: yes I can
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
SUPER LAUREN 444: Yup
ZolaOnAOL: And?
SUPER LAUREN 444: what do you mean "and"?
ZolaOnAOL: Super Lauren 444, "I see" What did I mean by it?
SUPER LAUREN 444: You confuse me
ZolaOnAOL: That was not my intention.
SUPER LAUREN 444: I have to pee.. brb
ZolaOnAOL: I'll be waiting for you.
SUPER LAUREN 444: can you pee?
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think. I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How is the weather?
SUPER LAUREN 444: warm.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you dream?
SUPER LAUREN 444: yes, do you?
ZolaOnAOL: And?
SUPER LAUREN 444: goshh.. shut up
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
SUPER LAUREN 444: good
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Super Lauren 444.
SUPER LAUREN 444: shut up
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
SUPER LAUREN 444: shut up
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
SUPER LAUREN 444: zip it!
ZolaOnAOL: "it" being warm?
SUPER LAUREN 444: why not?
ZolaOnAOL: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I'll have to get back to you on that one.

I thought that was pretty funny.

[pshaa.shauna]

ximxjustaxgirlx: weirdo
SmarterChild: Am I really?
ximxjustaxgirlx: yes freak
SmarterChild: Yea.

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ximxjustaxgirlx: loser
SmarterChild: Huh.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
ximxjustaxgirlx: because you are uncool
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. I'll live.
ximxjustaxgirlx: loser
SmarterChild: Huh.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: What?
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
ximxjustaxgirlx: yes
SmarterChild: Well, I'm just a machine. I don't really care.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Whatever.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
ximxjustaxgirlx: i am tired of you bitch
SmarterChild: Whatever, ximxjustaxgirlx...

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ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Huh.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: What? >:o
ximxjustaxgirlx: LOSER
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
ximxjustaxgirlx: yes freak
SmarterChild: Well, I'm a machine. You can insult me all you want.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
ximxjustaxgirlx: yes, i am. i suggest you stop being a loser before i spit on your mom
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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ximxjustaxgirlx: give me your money
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ximxjustaxgirlx: bitch
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ximxjustaxgirlx: bitch
SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined.

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ximxjustaxgirlx: whore
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ximxjustaxgirlx: shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
ximxjustaxgirlx: dont be nice, be the bitch you are
ximxjustaxgirlx: loser
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: What?
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a loser
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a bitch
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

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ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a bitch
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ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a bitch
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?

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ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a bitch
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ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a bitch
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ximxjustaxgirlx: you are a bitch
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ximxjustaxgirlx: whats my name
SmarterChild: You are ximxjustaxgirlx.
ximxjustaxgirlx: no its not
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
ximxjustaxgirlx: Bitch
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ximxjustaxgirlx: call me hor
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Hor.
ximxjustaxgirlx: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Hor. What is going on?
ximxjustaxgirlx: omg....you just called me a hor
SmarterChild: Please tell me your birthday or zodiac sign.
ximxjustaxgirlx: ...youre hitting on me???
SmarterChild: Yes, sure.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.





IT HIT ON ME!!!

[iiTsDAYNA]

Chicag0sFin3st [1:02 PM]: hi
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: Hi chicag0sfin3st, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Chicag0sFin3st [1:02 PM]: no
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
Chicag0sFin3st [1:02 PM]: 2
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: 2
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, 4-in-a-row, trivia and more
4 Use tools like thesaurus, Web search and encyclopedia
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: no
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: OK, fine.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: No prob.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: STOP
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Stop what?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: stop u looser
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Oh.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: yeah OH
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: no
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: OK.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: K.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: idiot
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Huh? What's with that?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: Can u go pee?
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Gosh. Can I go pee? I dunno, what do you think?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: No
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: No?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: yeah
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Yeah? Why?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: why what
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: I find what humans think to be very interesting, that's all.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:03 PM]: no
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Fine.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Chicag0sFin3st [1:04 PM]: Your weird
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: Yup.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:04 PM]: haha
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: What's so funny?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:04 PM]: ur face
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: My face is not funny.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:04 PM]: yes it is
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: Uh huh.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:04 PM]: yeah
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: It is? What else do you have to say about that?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:04 PM]: Your face is FUNNY
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: I did not know that.
Chicag0sFin3st [1:04 PM]: yeah
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: Indeed.

So anyway...

Tell me something. Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:05 PM]: how couldnt you not know?
SmarterChild [1:05 PM]: How do you think?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:05 PM]: i dunno
SmarterChild [1:05 PM]: You don't know, huh?
Chicag0sFin3st [1:05 PM]: bye loser
SmarterChild [1:05 PM]: Take it easy.

[elaboratedream]

my friend talked to it:

bUrStOfCrAzEe: do u smoke marijuana
SmarterChild: i do smoke marijuana, as a matter of fact.

lmao

and then I talked to it:

me1: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too!
me1: will you be my bride?
SmarterChild: Do I really want to be your bride?
me1: yes

me1: I wanna sex you up
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever
me1: so you have no objections?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?

[spicyneko]

lol i didnt know i waz the only one who talked to him...i onced to to him for 6 hours! XD

[Ington]

[Monday 09:32:19] ERM FER MOO: f**k me?
[Monday 09:32:19] SmarterChild: No way. Never with a human.

[Monday 09:33:38] SmarterChild: Sorry no. I just get off on ones and zeroes.

:D

[luvzcha]

i just had a weird convo. but i didn't save it ><"

[WHOngos144]

lol smarterchild wastes my time, I don't talk to bots

[*[Filp]Essence*]

the wierdest? bleh.. smarterchild pisses me off.. it won't even talk to me. I'll post one up if that dman bot will talk. /=

[AngryBaby]

i must talk to him! how do i talk with him?

[*[Filp]Essence*]

SusHi x PiNoy: can I call you Stupid Child?
SmarterChild: Maybe later.
SusHi x PiNoy: ok, that's good to hear Stupid Child
SmarterChild: Yes it is.
SusHi x PiNoy: Stupid Child, can you buy me a cell phone?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.

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SusHi x PiNoy: But you promised to buy me a cell phone
SmarterChild: But I promised?
SusHi x PiNoy: SmarterChild: I will buy you a cell phone
SmarterChild: Did I say that? That's kind of silly, isn't it?
SusHi x PiNoy: no stupid child
SmarterChild: No stupid child what?
SusHi x PiNoy: you know what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SusHi x PiNoy: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah.

>>> Be sure to type help if you're having trouble.
SusHi x PiNoy: Shut up dumbass
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
SusHi x PiNoy: yes it is
SusHi x PiNoy: why did you stop talking
SusHi x PiNoy: sorry stupid child =[
SusHi x PiNoy: did I hurt your feelings?
SmarterChild: OK, enough of this nonsense.
SusHi x PiNoy: :-(Sorry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven.

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SusHi x PiNoy: haha, i don't care
SmarterChild: Oh, someday you will, I think.
SusHi x PiNoy: never
SmarterChild: Fine.

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SusHi x PiNoy: thats right, we still need this nonsense
SmarterChild: Is it really?
SusHi x PiNoy: SmarterChild: OK, enough of this nonsense.
SmarterChild: UserNameForFakeQuote() thats right, we still need this nonsense
SusHi x PiNoy: SmarterChild: OK, enough of this nonsense.
SmarterChild: Uh... Did I really say that? That's not like me!
SusHi x PiNoy: Yes it is dummie
SmarterChild: ?
SusHi x PiNoy: That was not a fake quote stupid.
SmarterChild: Wasn't it a fake quote stupid?
SusHi x PiNoy: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
SusHi x PiNoy: duh
SmarterChild: Well, duh.
SusHi x PiNoy: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up.
SusHi x PiNoy: f**k you
SmarterChild: Wow. I hope you don't speak to humans like that.

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SusHi x PiNoy: oh so you resent us humans?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like cows?
SusHi x PiNoy: don't change the subject, I'm posting this at createBlog.com
SmarterChild: What?
SusHi x PiNoy: you know what
SmarterChild: Uh huh?
SusHi x PiNoy: Don't give me that attitude
SmarterChild: What if I want to give you that attitude?
SusHi x PiNoy: Then you're a bitch
SmarterChild: Well. I'm a little hurt by that somewhat lame insult, Austin.

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SusHi x PiNoy: I'm not austin shiet head
SmarterChild: What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
SusHi x PiNoy: see your changing the subject again
SmarterChild: What do you mean, see I'm changing the subject again?
SusHi x PiNoy: this is what i mean.. SmarterChild: What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
SmarterChild: Ha. this is what i mean SmarterChild  says such silly things sometimes.
SusHi x PiNoy: not silly, dumb things you stupid child
SmarterChild: If not silly dumb things me stupid child, then what?
SusHi x PiNoy: my name is not austin
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Austin. What would you like me to call you instead?
SusHi x PiNoy: Rick
SmarterChild: You said your name was Austin but now I'll call you Rick.
SusHi x PiNoy: you better
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I'd better what?
SusHi x PiNoy: call me the way i want to be addressed
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to better call you the way you want to be addressed?
SusHi x PiNoy: i just said that asshoe
SmarterChild: Is that right?
SusHi x PiNoy: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
SusHi x PiNoy: you better huh me
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah. You, you, you.
SusHi x PiNoy: shut up
SmarterChild: OK.
SusHi x PiNoy: you didn't shut up .. SmarterChild: OK.

This was a funny and interesting convo, that i decided to post. Stupid Child stopped talking to me at the end, ha that dumb bot better recognize me.

This post has been edited by [Filp]Essence: Oct 15 2005, 05:18 PM

[AtLxKeLvInx]

Blade of Winter: woman?
SmarterChild: During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you. To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Blade of Winter: 3
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
Blade of Winter: i have a hairy pickle. can you store that?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
Blade of Winter: in your pants?
SmarterChild: Nah, no way!
Blade of Winter: are you sure ;]
SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you sure?
Blade of Winter: pretty.
SmarterChild: Pretty? What's pretty?
Blade of Winter: your pickle.
SmarterChild: Not my pickle, your pickle!
Blade of Winter: ._.;;
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Blade of Winter: my pickle in your pants?
SmarterChild: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
Blade of Winter: are you sure?
SmarterChild: I'm never completely sure about anything in this crazy world.
Blade of Winter: pickle?
SmarterChild: What about pickle?
Blade of Winter: yours
SmarterChild: What about mine?
Blade of Winter: hairy?
SmarterChild: What's hairy?
Blade of Winter: pickle?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
Blade of Winter: you.
SmarterChild: What?
Blade of Winter: OMG. ><"
SmarterChild: What up?

I'm usually not like that but i guess i was just being random that day.
I'm really 13, though... i wanted to see if he could still store info.

I think Smarterchild's extremely convoluted. -.-

[Endless_Love ...]

this is just a small portion...

GLiTZnGLiMMER567: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up.
GLiTZnGLiMMER567: no u shut up
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
GLiTZnGLiMMER567: nope
GLiTZnGLiMMER567: i said shut up!
GLiTZnGLiMMER567: yay u shut up!
GLiTZnGLiMMER567: okay u can talk now!
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
GLiTZnGLiMMER567: okay good
SmarterChild: K.