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 Oct 10 2005, 12:25 AM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate  Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959  |
I BORN, I BLACK
This was written by a black guy in Texas.......its so funny!! When I born, I BLACK. When I grow up, I black. When I go in sun, I black. when I cold, I black. When I scared, I black. When I sick, I black. And when I die, I still BLACK! You WHITE FOLKS..... When you born, you pink. When you grow up, you white. When you go in sun, you red. When you cold, you blue. When you scared, you yellow. When you sick, you green. When you bruised, you purple. And when you die, you gray So who you callin' COLORED |
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| *krnxswat* |
Oct 10 2005, 12:29 AM
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Oct 10 2005, 12:29 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
... oh crap....
That wasn't funny at all. |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Oct 10 2005, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Oct 9 2005, 10:29 PM) no  For once, I agree. |
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Oct 10 2005, 12:36 AM
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that's a really overused joke. Not bad though. It was maybe small smile worthy the first or second time.
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Oct 10 2005, 12:54 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Moved to Humour.
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Oct 10 2005, 01:39 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
i dont think white people really can change to green or blue.
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Oct 10 2005, 10:27 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
That was quite racial...
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Oct 10 2005, 04:57 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Oct 9 2005, 11:54 PM) Moved to Humour. It should be moved to the trash...or something along those lines... |
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| *tweeak* |
Oct 10 2005, 05:10 PM
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Grammar, maybe?
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Oct 10 2005, 05:11 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
it does have a good point but it's not funny at all...
aren't some black people (not to be racial) dark brown instead of black? |
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Oct 10 2005, 06:03 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
Hmm, since everyone is taking this joke as racial and not finding it in the slightest bit funny, i think this should be closed.
-TOPIC CLOSED- mods, re-open it again if you have the need to |
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Oct 14 2005, 09:13 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
they start to blook..blue? wow.
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Nov 19 2005, 08:25 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
^lol that version sounds better
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 13 2005, 10:14 PM) ..I don't find it racist. I guess white people would view this topic differently, than a black person would. I found humor in this. Black people come in all different colors. I know a black woman...who's skin is as white as....George Bush.. And then there are black people with skin so dark black..they start to look blue. Topic ReOpened. yeah that's true. The black people don't even look black. They look dark brown or very dark tan or somethin |
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Nov 19 2005, 09:24 PM
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hmm i thought it was a clever and not so big of a deal as where u would have to close it
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Nov 22 2005, 09:22 PM
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 "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
QUOTE(xnofearx @ Oct 10 2005, 10:27 AM) That was quite racial... yeah... |
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Nov 23 2005, 12:50 AM
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I read this in someone's signature...
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Nov 23 2005, 12:54 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
hahaha thats so funny! racial... BUT FUNNY
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Nov 24 2005, 09:52 PM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
racist people man! racist people..
this is a good poem (is it really?) |
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Nov 24 2005, 11:53 PM
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i've read this before, but it was in a scene where a white person was being racist to a black person .
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Nov 24 2005, 11:54 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
^^ yah, they cut that part out!
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Nov 27 2005, 11:14 AM
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lol..i think it was funny...idk bt i dnt think it was racist at all...
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Nov 28 2005, 08:08 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
i dont think it's racial, but i dont find it particularly funny.
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| *jooleeah* |
Nov 28 2005, 04:04 PM
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^
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Nov 28 2005, 04:09 PM
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haha white people just got ownedd.i dont think its funny though. :/
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