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Sperm Facts and Sperm Information as reported by Gaia Church
According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is: * less than 1 calorie * 150 mg. protien * 11 mg. carbohydrates * 6 mg. fat. * 3 mg. cholesterol * 7% US RDA potassium * 3% US RDA copper * 3% US RDA zinc * 300 million spermatoza (Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.) It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- More Fun Sperm Facts For the "average" man, the ejaculate contains over 80 million sperm. In addition to the little wiggly things, semen contains (taken from several web sites): * water * ascorbic acid (vitamin C) * blood-group antigens * calcium (yes, just like milk!) * chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness!) * cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?) * citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too!) * prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions) * purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid * sodium (good to have, especially if you've been sweating a lot) sorbitol, spermidine, spermine * vitamin B12 and zinc (you would think it's a multivitamin) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Random Sperm Facts * Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons * Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 * Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts * Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour * Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun) * Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 * Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds * Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million * Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches * Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation -vibrate- |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:20 PM
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interesting...
i think this goes in health? |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:21 PM
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itz fo shor. Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,590 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 2 2005, 8:20 PM) That second dancer in your signature scares me  .Wow..never new that about........sperm. Should this be in health?  i couldn't decide so i put it here. |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:22 PM
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3.5ml, that seems a little low.
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Oct 2 2005, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 2 2005, 9:20 PM) That second dancer in your signature scares me .Wow..never new that about........sperm. Should this be in health? SUZZETTE  hehe  what can i say, i brain washed her
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Oct 2 2005, 08:24 PM
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HAHA. Food.
 <3333 Suzzette.What do you know? They're actually healthy. Someone could just have some sperm instead of vitamins. |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:24 PM
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Suzzette, in FOOD? rofl rofl.
Wow this is such valuable information. Woo hoo. Wow, I learned a lot. |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:25 PM
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Very interesting.
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Oct 2 2005, 08:25 PM
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-Moved to Health-
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Oct 2 2005, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(silence @ Oct 2 2005, 9:19 PM) Sperm Facts and Sperm Information as reported by Gaia Church According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is: * less than 1 calorie -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Random Sperm Facts * Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons * Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 * Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts * Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour * Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun) * Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 how does that make sense? the average man produces 3.5mL of semen per ejaculation and that's less than one calorie but at the same time it says that the average volume of semen is 1-2 teaspoons and one teaspoon is equivalent to 7 calories per ejaculation. |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Oct 2 2005, 9:24 PM) What do you know? They're actually healthy. Someone could just have some sperm instead of vitamins. im gonna use that for a line  thanx lauren haha"but its good for you baby!" |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Oct 2 2005, 8:24 PM) HAHA. Food. <3333 Suzzette.What do you know? They're actually healthy. Someone could just have some sperm instead of vitamins. LOL. I should tell someone that. |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:41 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 2 2005, 9:38 PM) ^ If it was you and me you wouldn't NEED a line lol of course |
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Oct 2 2005, 08:55 PM
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i heard that every oz of sperm had 10-15 calories. now im not good at converting, but i dont know if that's way off or what.
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Oct 2 2005, 08:58 PM
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Hahaha..woah.
That's good to know. |
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Oct 2 2005, 09:11 PM
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tats...interesting*gross* i dun need to kno about the sweet stuff
pwhahah |
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Oct 2 2005, 09:15 PM
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er....this is useful how?
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Oct 2 2005, 09:31 PM
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HAHAH Brian..this cracks me up.
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Oct 3 2005, 08:54 AM
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 Like i care. ♥ Group: Member Posts: 780 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,706 |
O...K... interesting O_O
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