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Julie Ann
post Oct 2 2005, 04:59 PM
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Though this was funny. Hope ya'll like it:
Men are like....

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ........Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quitesure why.

5. Men are ! like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like .Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.haha i like this one

_dry.gif mad.gif blink.gif happy.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Oct 2 2005, 05:08 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians
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lol that was hilarious... did you make this up? it's genious
 
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post Oct 2 2005, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(Julie Ann @ Oct 2 2005, 3:59 PM)
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.haha i like this one

                        _dry.gif  mad.gif  blink.gif  happy.gif  biggrin.gif  tongue.gif
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LOL
 
annalucky
post Oct 2 2005, 05:21 PM
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HHAHaaha. Funny, but insulting. =]
 
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post Oct 2 2005, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(Julie Ann @ Oct 2 2005, 5:59 PM)
Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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HAHA. I think that one's funny.
 
Gigi
post Oct 2 2005, 05:41 PM
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"Men are like toilets, they're either taken or full of shit"

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post Oct 2 2005, 06:01 PM
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^Hehe. True. True.
 
silver-rain
post Oct 2 2005, 06:03 PM
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Hah, that's funny, but I've seen it before. I think this also belongs in Humor...
 
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post Oct 2 2005, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Oct 2 2005, 5:41 PM)
"Men are like toilets, they're either taken or full of shit"

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Hey, that's a good one. haha

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5. Men are ! like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips

I like this one better shifty.gif
 
b0st0ngrl
post Oct 2 2005, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(Julie Ann @ Oct 2 2005, 4:59 PM)
4. Men are like ........Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quitesure why.

9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Haha, I liked those two :)
 
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post Oct 2 2005, 09:56 PM
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::laguhs so hard i'm crying:: THAT"S HILARIOUS! HAHA... and yet so true!
 

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