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 Sep 12 2005, 10:15 AM
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im lookin for love this time  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265  |
so theres this littley boy named johnny and its thanxgiving...so johnny has nothing to do so he wanders around his house and ends up in his sisters room
"get the fvck outa here" "what does that mean?" asked johnny "oh its jus means.....it means hi how are you?" said his sister so then he walks downstairs to the bathroom where he finds his father shaving. as he was having he cuits himself "shit!" said johnnys father "daddy what does shit mean?" "oh its jus another name for shaving cream" answered his dad so johnny leaves the bathroom and ends up in the kitchen to find his mother seasoning the turkey..he sees her drop her everything and she says "fvck!" "mommy what does fvck mean?" so she says "oh its jus a new seasoning is all" so then the doorbell rings and johnny runs to get it... he opens the door and its his grandmother "get the fvck outa here!" screamed johnny... shocked at her grandsons language she asks "where is your mom & dad?" so johnny says "daddys putting shit on his face and momma's fvcking the turkey..." what a classic... |
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Sep 12 2005, 03:07 PM
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 ... and then i found five dollars Group: Member Posts: 24 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,164 |
there are many variants of this joke, but still amusing
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Sep 12 2005, 08:28 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Haha. That's amusing. Reminds me of this joke I've heard before.
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Sep 14 2005, 08:47 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL
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Sep 14 2005, 10:39 PM
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 Peggy. Group: Member Posts: 2,508 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 214,025 |
Heard of this before, but still funny.
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Sep 18 2005, 12:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
i have posted a similar joke so did someone else already
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Sep 18 2005, 12:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
Not hilariously funny.. I've heard thigns like these countless times, heck, I can make one up too.
But cool anyway. |
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Sep 20 2005, 08:59 PM
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 <33 Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 |
HA. That was toasty.. =D
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Oct 29 2005, 06:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 279,574 |
lol
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Oct 29 2005, 08:53 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
I love these jokes.
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