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 Aug 20 2005, 04:25 PM
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im lookin for love this time  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265  |
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
>She put an ad in the local paper that read: >"HUSBAND WANTED" >MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), >MUST NOT BEAT ME, >MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, >MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! >ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. >On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened >the door to see a gray-haired gentleman in a wheelchair. He had no >arms or >legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider >you, >are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" >The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. >"You don't have any hands either!" >Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow >and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" >With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and >said...... >"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" 
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Aug 20 2005, 04:43 PM
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i don't get it
 he rang the door bell . . so that makes him good in bed? explain please, i'm slow 
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Aug 20 2005, 04:44 PM
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ahh double posted. laggy comp :|
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Aug 20 2005, 05:02 PM
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im lookin for love this time Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265 |
yea..he rang the doorbell with his "little friend"? big friends i should say...since he has no arms or legs to have rung the doorbell he used something else....get it?
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| *danielle_x3* |
Aug 20 2005, 05:07 PM
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OH duh rofl see i'm so slow :| thanks for explaning
 i forgot he had no arms to ring the doorbell :P |
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Aug 21 2005, 01:50 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
LOL. oh my :O
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Aug 21 2005, 05:37 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha wow.
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Aug 21 2005, 06:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
woah...lol...dirty people
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Aug 21 2005, 09:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
OOOOOH .. niceeeeeeeeeeeee .. hahahahah ..
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Aug 21 2005, 11:48 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
AHAHAHA..i dun get it...Oo;
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Aug 22 2005, 12:50 AM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
LMAO thats dirty
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Aug 22 2005, 01:01 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ding a ling.
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Aug 22 2005, 01:03 AM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(anqie @ Aug 22 2005, 1:01 AM) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ding a ling. Ding a ling. Rofl.
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Aug 22 2005, 04:59 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Oh gross old man. But still...ROFL.
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Aug 22 2005, 05:10 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
wow...lol
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Aug 22 2005, 05:12 PM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
rofl... oh man thats funny
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Aug 22 2005, 06:40 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
haha thats great! how would u not get it?! lol jk
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Aug 24 2005, 04:44 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
ROFL !! dirtty. but its funny.
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Aug 24 2005, 09:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,207 |
hahha HHAHAHAHH AH AGOHS ITS SO GUNNY LOL ADAHHAHAHAH A
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Sep 5 2005, 05:54 AM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA. o man. that is SO wrong.
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Sep 7 2005, 05:47 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
ahahs nicee ;pp i get itt
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Sep 7 2005, 10:40 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
haha old man rang the doorbell with his d**k,
 thats funny
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Sep 8 2005, 08:00 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,665 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,076 |
Sfunking hilarious!
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