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 Aug 30 2005, 05:22 PM
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A single mother was going to give birth, and at the same time a man went into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. Coincidentally, they ended up in the same room. The doctor told the woman,
"I know you do not want this child so here's what we'll do. After I've operated on the man next to you, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." So the doctor delivered the baby and then operated on the other man. After the operation he went in to him and said, "Sir, you're not going to believe this!" "What?" asked the man. "What happened?" "You gave birth to a child!" "But that's impossible!" he cried. "I just did the operation," insisted the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by and one day the man realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son , I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son said, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The man replied, "I'm your mother. Ted from next door is your father." |
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gotahemmi55 It's a miracle! Aug 30 2005, 05:22 PM
silliepinoi rofl man i cant stop laughing at this one Aug 30 2005, 05:32 PM silliepinoi sorry computer lagged so i accidently doulbe poste... Aug 30 2005, 05:33 PM alli thats funny! Aug 30 2005, 05:48 PM hall0w LMFAO ROFL HAHAHHAHAHAHA Sep 2 2005, 06:47 PM Spiritual Winged Aura haha. so .. he's actually gay ? Sep 4 2005, 07:24 PM XDrayne ahahhahahah lollllll what bout the mother O.O Sep 5 2005, 02:52 PM jnukes lol . " i'm your mother " Sep 6 2005, 01:02 PM
r05esarred haha. Sep 6 2005, 02:58 PM  |
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