airplane stories Options

[EmmalieV]

On my way back from New York City ( I was going back home to the Dominican Republic ) , on AA ( which fcking sucks , continental rules ) The plane was starting to go up in the air and while it was going up a luggage fell from uptop to the floor of the airplane so it sounded like a mini explosion and you heard this guy cursing LOUDLY in spanish because he got scared. I was hysterically laughing.

When we landed everyone started talking realllyy loudly and arguing about this lady who was scared in the beginning but after was talking about how she knew we were going to be ok ( us dominicans dont keep anything to ourselves ) so people started dissing her and what not ( keep in mind this lady was a complete stranger and a guy she didnt know was cursing her out ). The flight attendants had to shush them.

Also my mom was taking our luggage out and this guy was like " Um , can I pass ? " and my moms like " Can you freakin wait , god dam ". Haha at the end of the trip we were all in bad moods.

If you have an airplane story then reply ,
please dont reply with " Ive never been on an airplane "

[sadolakced acid]

hmmm...

yea. last time i was on a plane, i was next to my sister and i enjoyed scarring her with stories of how the plane could crash and blow up if a bird flew through an engine.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

^ gee. sounds like my wonderful brother lol.

not really an airplane story but while we were going to the plane and passing security alex [my brother] lucia [my cousin] carmen [my cousin]

as we were walking towards the security areas where they check your form etals or guns and that sort

alex: ahah what if i had a gun & they didnt detect it
lucia: shut up alex you cant say that here
carmen: yeah its restricted, you cant talk aoubt guns or bombs or terrorist attacks
me: frikkin` idiot.

5 seconds later, intercom : please remember any jokes or comments regarding security [i.e guns bombs terrorism] mayb result in your arrest.

me lucia & carmen : alleeexxx



on the plane back to california from guatemala this guy behind me kept on reaching over and touching my hair and my shouler and saying oh im sorry, excuse me. o_o he was weird & freaky.

[xscore]

well, three summers ago, i went to korea with 4 of my close friends.
unfortunately, we didn't all get to sit by each other.

so the seating arrangement went..

WINDOW] [SOME OLD LADY] [MY FRIEND SETH] [ME]

well, the old lady's grandkid who was 4 years old had to be with her, so she asked seth to switch seats with the kid.
so i was stuck with that huge kid beside me for the whole 14 hour ride.
and it was HELL.
he would not stop crying, farting, sneezing, coughing.
and he ate like a pig. when he finished his own meal, he'd eat his grandma's, and after there was no food left, he'd cry like there was no tomorrow. untill i gave him my meal.
and he needed to use the bathroom like 20 times!!! so he woke me up and i had to move out of the way...ergh it was annoying.
and to shut him up when he was crying, i kindly gave him my gameboy to play with. at the end of the ride, he would NOT give it back. stupid brat.

GAH it was terrible.

[sm0kinm0nky]

I don't like being on planes, the food taste bad, and I get motionsickness or whatever -_-. I HATE IT! lol

[sadolakced acid]

^x2 that's why i invested in a nice pair of headphones that seal out most sounds. and a nice MP3 player that can crank out muchas sound.

it's enevitable, on every plane, there'll be a baby, and it's ears will pop, and it will cry, very loudly.

[*mipadi*]

Airplanes. Pah. What we need is an efficient train (or mag-lev) system.

[ParanoidAndroid]

One time when we were in the airport, my cousin and I saw this teenagers and decided to tell them a fake story (they were preppy and guilable for some reason). We told them that this girl went in a plane by herself once and sat down on her seat and buckled up. And when the plane reached its destination and was about to land in incredible speed, the seat belt broke and wasn't working so she was sent out of her seat falling to a wall and broke her neck in the way. IT WAS SO FAKE BUT THEY BELIEVED US ANYWAYS!

[piney]

in the airplane. the plane hasnt taken off yet, because theres something wrong with the engine.

pilot: "well, um, the engine...er...doesnt look...uh....TOO bad...but...well, i suppose we'll have to investigate more..."

five hours later, we took off.

[sadolakced acid]

Airplanes. Pah. What we need is an efficient train (or mag-lev) system.

trains are sexy.

i love trains.

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

Well when I was headed to Thailand, the plane service was SO great. They have a TV and everything, including video games. But my cousin kept on talking to me nonstop, sometimes I'd have to go "umm...i think I'm gonna sleep now." She'd be like "Okay, Jane..." then 5 minutes later she would go "JANE! Can you help me with this thing *points to pokemon game*" She would make me fight all of the trainers for her, I told her that she could do it by herself but she made me do it all. Haha, I love the girl but sometimes I wanna just !!

[sadolakced acid]

^

the vid. screens are installed by boeing (they are optional), but they are quite nice.

didn't have them the last time, but the time before, transpacific flight was on a 777, with seatback displays.

what sucks is they only had 3 hours of TV.

so i watch nicklodean 3 hours. then i had to watch stuff about growing tulips.

[dahalfkoreanstyl]

OMG, i hate it when people bring all their luggage on and people have to accomidate for them, their freakin fault if they were late to check in, throw their bags out the window!

on the way to las vegas, this lady behind got drunk and was really annoying!!

on the way to cacun someone from behind reached behind the seats and took my pillow!

also on the way to cancun, i kept the airplane pillow in my carry on, its in my room right now, lol, jokes on them

on the way back from cancun, this one guy is a control freak and something funny, the flight attendents told everyone to turn off their electronic devices, and this guy had a PDA and his wife told him to turn it off, he said to her, "its not an electronic device", i thought, "THEN WHAT THE HECK IS IT????, jack @$$"

[coconutter]

Well, I was in the like middle seats so people were surronding me and I was watching the movie and crap. Then, this baby starts crying and everyones all annoyed and pissed. So, I was like lalalala, and this guy beside me yells "CAN'T WE ALL JUST SHUT UP" and everyone looks at him and nobody says a word for a long time, it was so awkward.

[Colour_me_stupid]

when we were in japan 2 go 2 our connecting plane, it was all normal, we gave them our boarding passes, n they're like we've been told u lost your boarding tickets. n we're like wtf, we have them right here. So he said sum shit, told us to sit down, wait til everyones on, n if theres sum1 occupying ur seat we'll find out how they got those tickets. And 5 minutes later, hes like ok go on.
i dunno, im confused.

[jennyjenny]

Yeah, my trip to China. I got sick the whole ride there because the pillows smell so frickin bad. I hate airplane smells.

[pshaa.shauna]

I've never been on an airplane







Joking.
I was on a plane once when I was four. I only remember that my mom wouldn't let me use the plane restroom, and that I was looking out the window and a bird flew into one of the wings.

It was also really hard to sleep.

[*incoherent*]

ive only been on an airplane once...

it was to utah and i was 8, so i just colored the whole time...nothing too exciting.

[DullStringedGuit...]

planes give my diegestion system a realy hard time..
evry time i try and eat sumthing on a plane, in ends up on my lap
but other than that nothing really bad about planes

[Cwlplover]

Haha...I hate using the bathroom on airplanes...I've only done it like, twice...but one time I had to pee REALLY bad...like, BAD...It was the first time I ever peed on an airplane...

So I went in, got my business done, stood up, washed my hands, all that good stuff...

Well, when I tried to open the door, I didn't know how. It wouldn't open. And then all the sudden I hear the stewardess or whoever announce to fasten your seat belts. So I started hyperventilating and banging on the door, and FINALLY got it open..It was just bad...Lol

[Paradox of Life]

One time I was sitting next to this very obese woman who smelled like corn.

[Looow]

My friend lauren and I went to Ohio by ourselves and yeah we were next to this one really old lady. We made a video on the plane that said " THAT'S A REALLLLLLY NICE OLD LADY!! *POINTS OT HER".

& WE CAMERA WHORED LOTSSSS.

[sprezzatura]

Nothing bad happened to my airplane trips.
But I can tell the Cathay Pacific airplane is very comfortable and the food tastes pretty good compared to the other airlines.

[Mulder]

i can so beat all y'all ( me with my texan talk).

when i was 10, i was coming back from arkansas, and the plan dipped down steeply, and suddenly my throat started burning. since we were landing, they couldnt bring me water, so i had to sit like that for 10 min before we landed...in dallas. i live in houston. so they let me off the plane, i got water, and my throat was still burning. so when i got home, i ate a frozen gogurt (cuz that was all the rage back then) and i felt better. but the next day, i tried to eat lunch, and i couldnt swallow it down. i couldnt swallow down real food for 6 weeks.


yep. i pretty much won. unless someone was in a plane crash and wound up on a deserted island.

[Teesa]

Aw...I always have good memories from airplanes.

Well, to get to India, it takes about two days on an airplane. The overnight flight is always the best. My brother and I obviously did not sleep, but spent the entire night playing Mario on the Nintendo. The airplane had a T.V., which also turned into a Nintendo and the T.V. remote turned into a game controller when turned sideways. It was the best!