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 Aug 16 2005, 10:23 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner.
"Hello?" said a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," said Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Bob said, "But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh my god! What about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that you took out all the water last week to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool, and now he's dead too." There was a long pause, then Bob said, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?" |
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Aug 16 2005, 11:13 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL
 
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Aug 16 2005, 12:49 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,711 |
im so slow.but i dont get it.
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Aug 16 2005, 01:11 PM
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 duckieee<3 Group: Member Posts: 527 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,962 |
^he called the wrong number and got two people killed for no reason.
jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them =.= but it was funny :) |
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Aug 16 2005, 05:28 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
aww.. thats so sad// =( so innocent ppl.
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Sep 2 2005, 02:49 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats sooo sad but funny..
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Sep 2 2005, 02:53 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
thats great. thats just great. I love it.
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Sep 2 2005, 06:20 PM
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 Heh, I'm so cool =] Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 221,660 |
Lol!
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