Forgive me cB, for I have sinned Options

[starlette]

Allright we're going to play a little game of confessions. This was an idea Max (latinprep12) and I sort of brewed together. Heres how it goes:

For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory yada yada yada. I'm not into confessions but I think this game could be funny. Start off by stating "Forgive me cB for I have sinned" and name off a random "sin." This is for humours sake so you don't have to mention lying to your mom about your report card. Unless the truth just happens to be very funny. Next, the person after you will decide whether of not they forgive you! (sucks huh?) haha and then they will proceed to make a confession of their own. This should be fairly simple.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I fed my toe jam to the dog. Again. For the third time this week.

Person 2: You are forgiven!

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I ate eggs and onions this morning and forgot to brush my teeth.

and so on and so forth. I'll start.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I drank a corona and didn't put in the lime.

[latinprep12]

Gasp!!! how could you...your forgiven though

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went over my phone bill by 500 dollars and my mom is gonna kill me [figure of speech way]

[starlette]

Well I don't see how me forgiving you will fix your mom and her attempted murder, but I forgive you nevertheless.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went to a Britney Spears concert. Willingly.

[latinprep12]

Gasp!!! Britney spears? ppsshh your forgiven though...

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I bought $200 Burberry plaid shorts...I <3 burberry, but i dont know what i was thinkin

[starlette]

Oh thats rediculous. I can't forgive that mess.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I ate oreos with no milk.

[latinprep12]

naw naw naw...thats 110% sin-city style....oreos and milk is like jay-z and beyonce...Not forgiven


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I gave in to temptation and replied to stupidty on hate topics....i was watching spongebob so i wasnt fully awared

[starlette]

Beyonce and Jay-z? hell naw with that mess everyone knows she can do better.

Kay back on topic.

yeah, I'll forgive you for the reply on the hate topic, however I'm sure there a some who won't. I have stayed far far away. The love topics are much better.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I spent another evening planning out how to destroy Will smiths and Jada Pinketts marriage, so I can have him.

[*salcha*]

LMAO, you're forgiven.

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. I have a huge AP World test tomorrow that I heard no one in history has ever gotten an A on, and I barely know the material.. ):

[starlette]

ooh...I don't know about that one. I suppose I will forgive you, but I can't make any promises about the person grading your test.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I joined blogskins.com.

(not really, just for the game)

[latinprep12]

^ erm never heard of it so cant hold you back on it...your forgiven


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I saw Racheal Mcadams on t.v. and my girl called me and said i love you and well i said yes racheal I love you too... even though my g/f's name is nikole

[starlette]

oooooooh. thats baaaaaad. I'll forgive you, but I seriously doubt she will anytime soon.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I danced around with my hair poofed out to Whitney houston hits from the 80's in the mirror with a hairbrush. *hangs head in shame*

[latinprep12]

Lmao.^ thats bad, but my sin was worse will i forgive you on one case...no more poofy hair

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I have a neighbor who has senstive ears and well i didnt know to i was singing in the showers Head Automatica - Beating Heart Baby...and well when the song was over and i was drying myself..all i heard was "my ears...my ears..what have i done to deserve this sh*t"

[freeflow]

awww poor dude, look what you did to him you are forgiven though cuz it waskinda funny

Forgive me cb for i have sinned. I have been thinking for the past 10 minutes what the hell to write, and i came up with nothing.

[starlette]

Aww girl its all right you are forgiven. :D



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I woke my boyfriend up to make him tell me what he did with my ipod only to find out I had it plugged in the computer charging the whole time.

[latinprep12]

You are forgiven my child..lol..next time stop being such a diva and look

Forgive me cb for i have sinned. i just woke up and went to the refrigrator and saw the last coke well i opened it and well i read the cap and it said i won a free car...so i yelled i won and threw my arms in the air..well i didnt notice my mom who was comin towards me to hug me and well my fist kinda...eerrmm hit her and knocked her on her butt....now im punished and typing away in the dark

[melface]

You're unworthy. How dare you hit your mother. I'm not forgiving your ass.




Forgive me cb, for I have sinned. I went to strip club again tonight... and I enjoyed it.

[starlette]

Well..it depends..were you stripping, or were you watching? Because if you were stripping, then I forgive you. Just tell me when and where lol.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I want to go see mel strip

[latinprep12]

lol...well your so not forgived...you didnt tell me...i had to watch girls gone wild commericals while you and her were having fun

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. me and my friends were having fun in my house without my parents for a whole day and well they came home and i was in my grandma's room drunk and messed up..well she cant really see that good, but when she turned on the t.v. it was the bunny channel with naked girls on it...well i changed it fast and said it was the discovery channel and it was 2 chimpmunks mating

[starlette]

unforgivable. U know you like them chipmunks. I remember your confession...

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I got drunk and threw up on some guys car.

[toodlepops.]

Forgiven. Kudos for throwing up in his car. :)

Forgive me cb for I have sinned. I am too awesome.
ME>YOU

[starlette]

Nope, cant forgive that one. CUZ ITS A LIE!!



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went outside wearing a pink and black shirt, black pants, pink earrings, pink lipgloss and eyeshadow, with BLUE SHOES!! ooooooh noooooo!11!11

[latinprep12]

omg...your lucky the fashion police didnt stop you or arrest you..i forgive you though


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i watched the spongebob marathon without holding his plushie in my arms and without wearing my super special sponge Pj's

[starlette]

HOW COULD YOU! I can never forgive you for that.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I threw away my boyfriends geeky shirt cuz it made him look like a loser.... to bad he still hasnt noticed its gone

[latinprep12]

Omg your so not gonna be forgiven...a guy and clothes is like...like..a guy and his clothes.. i will have a bit*h fit if that was me


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I Bought oreos and was waiting for my g/f to come and eat them with me and watch the notebook will she had to finish some finals...well uumm i kinda got hungry and about time i came to my senses they were all gone..

[starlette]

Oh thats messed up yo. I mean...totally unforgivable. The oreos!!!


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I'm listening to Hanson and the Spice Girls on my iPod and I love it!!!