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 Aug 30 2005, 05:22 PM
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A single mother was going to give birth, and at the same time a man went into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. Coincidentally, they ended up in the same room. The doctor told the woman,
"I know you do not want this child so here's what we'll do. After I've operated on the man next to you, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." So the doctor delivered the baby and then operated on the other man. After the operation he went in to him and said, "Sir, you're not going to believe this!" "What?" asked the man. "What happened?" "You gave birth to a child!" "But that's impossible!" he cried. "I just did the operation," insisted the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by and one day the man realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son , I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son said, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The man replied, "I'm your mother. Ted from next door is your father." |
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Aug 30 2005, 05:32 PM
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rofl man i cant stop laughing at this one
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Aug 30 2005, 05:33 PM
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Banned Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,540 |
sorry computer lagged so i accidently doulbe posted
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Aug 30 2005, 05:48 PM
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thats funny!
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Sep 2 2005, 06:47 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LMFAO ROFL HAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Sep 4 2005, 07:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
haha. so .. he's actually gay ?
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Sep 5 2005, 02:52 PM
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ahahhahahah lollllll what bout the mother O.O
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Sep 6 2005, 01:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
lol . " i'm your mother "
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Sep 6 2005, 02:58 PM
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haha.
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