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 Aug 26 2005, 02:55 AM
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There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely load and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke up. Every time he did so, the woman was disgusted and told him, "One of these days, you're going to fart your guts out!"
One morning the woman got up early to cook a turkey for a party they were hosting that night. As she looked down at the turkey's guts and entrails that she had just removed, she got a Mischievous little idea... The woman then took the turkey entrails and guts and walked upstairs to her bedroom, where her husband was still sleeping. She carefully pulled down his shorts and placed the turkey guts inside them. She smiled and went back downstairs to finish her work. A few minutes later, she heard her husband wake up with his usual "Sonic-Boom" fart, immediately followed by a blood-curdling scream. She laughed as she heard him run into the bathroom. A short while later, he came down to the kitchen still panting from the scare. She tried to hold back a smile as she asked him what was the matter. This was his reply: "Honey, you were right! You said one of these days i was gonna fart my guts out. And it happened! But, by the grace of God and a can of WD-40, i got most of it back in!" |
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gotahemmi55 Bad Gas Aug 26 2005, 02:55 AM
XDrayne o.o loll i got itt buh its eww o.o Aug 26 2005, 02:00 PM Bobblehead425 LMAO thats so funny lol Aug 26 2005, 04:26 PM latinprep12 lmao...ewww..lmao...ooo my lord thats effin funny.... Aug 26 2005, 04:28 PM anqie LMAO. DISGUSTING Aug 26 2005, 04:37 PM xchrystizzle LMAO Aug 26 2005, 08:53 PM emazing Wow, that's just nasty.
Nasty but also sort of... Aug 26 2005, 11:31 PM hall0w lol! Aug 27 2005, 03:23 PM mzislandpinay haha.. gross.. but haha Aug 27 2005, 03:25 PM RED_RUM LMAO thats hilarious Aug 28 2005, 02:25 PM Cwlplover Lmao!!! Omg...That was SOOOO wrong... Aug 28 2005, 03:10 PM Jeng Lol thats funny,nice trick too. Aug 28 2005, 03:12 PM mai_z ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Aug 28 2005, 11:13 PM toodlepops. That man is stupid Aug 30 2005, 04:13 AM Claudel Waaaahhh!?! Gettin`it back !? do... Aug 30 2005, 07:44 AM silliepinoi roflcopter!!!!!! hmm a can... Aug 30 2005, 04:33 PM elmogurly eww, that sounds gross. Aug 30 2005, 10:53 PM
r05esarred ahhhh how disgusting. Aug 31 2005, 10:31 PM  |
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