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| *chaneun* |
 Aug 29 2005, 05:55 PM
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There was this lion and it was his birthday, so he wanted all the animals to give him meat for his birthday, they did, but the monkey brought him three apples, and the lion was angry, so he told the monkey to put the three apples up his [the monkeys] butt. The monkey did, and after 2 apples, he started to cry laughing. The lion asked him why he was laughing, and the monkey said,
"The bunny is bringing 2 watermelons" 
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Aug 29 2005, 06:45 PM
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im a SHEMALE :D  Group: Member Posts: 87 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,855 |
awwww..poor bunny =[
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Aug 29 2005, 09:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 643 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,564 |
lol..i heard a similar joke to this before
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Aug 30 2005, 01:42 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
yeah, i had one about tourists and pineapples, it's still funny though
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| *iNyCxShoRT* |
Aug 31 2005, 09:32 PM
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Aww poor bunny
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Aug 31 2005, 09:42 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
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Sep 1 2005, 09:00 PM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
typical butt joke
some has to stick something up their butt they laugh next person has bigger thing to put up butt |
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Sep 1 2005, 09:01 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
lol ahha hmm..
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Sep 7 2005, 05:53 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(iNyCxShoRT @ Aug 31 2005, 9:32 PM) Aww poor bunny   buh still funny
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Sep 8 2005, 07:59 PM
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Sounds familiar, and very sad.
Kind of funny. 
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Sep 12 2005, 03:56 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
poor bunny
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Sep 12 2005, 03:09 PM
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 ... and then i found five dollars Group: Member Posts: 24 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,164 |
lol, bunny got owned =)
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Sep 12 2005, 04:35 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Heard this one a thousand times before but in different versions. I find this one cute.
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