masturbation terms o.0, spanking ze monkey? |
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 Jul 19 2005, 03:54 PM
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mods--PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEE don't move this to the lounge! PLEASE! there are already too many topics there. it scrolls too fast
 but anyway-- what are some masturbation terms you know/use?  like... spanking the monkey? killing a kitten? unloading the rifle? dating mother palm and her five daughters? riding the noble steed? petting the dog? swimming with willy? wrestling the eel? etc etc etc. ...and it's in the guy's locker room because most of these terms refer more to guyssssssss. i guess? |
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Jul 27 2005, 04:36 PM
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EphemeralStyles Inc.  Group: Member Posts: 43 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,243 |
Choking the chicken. I didn't look at the previous pages, so I don't know if that's already been used.
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Jul 28 2005, 08:24 PM
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 You just let me die. Bastard. Group: Member Posts: 64 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,197 |
(the guy looks at his right hand) "This is my girl friend," (turns his hand over) "she likes to take it from the back!"
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Jul 29 2005, 06:39 AM
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 arn't i sexy? Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,662 |
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM) There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll make one up right now.....Tickle The Pickle.  LMAO thats funny but true you could say sharpening the pencil i guess i dont know lol |
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Jul 29 2005, 06:49 AM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
Preparing for takeoff. Yeah, they are limitless lol, I just made that up xD
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Aug 3 2005, 04:58 PM
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oiling the hot dog
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Aug 3 2005, 08:18 PM
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They say beatin your meat down here and strokin your meat.
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Aug 3 2005, 10:31 PM
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 Ima [proud] brunette! Got a problem w. it? i dont kare! Group: Member Posts: 174 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,502 |
Girls:
5 finger express Tuning the strings Baiting it Workin` it Guys: Showering Midnight Swim Massaging the chicken Marinating the meat |
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Aug 24 2005, 11:17 PM
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LOL. JERKING OFF LIKE CRAYZ
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Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM
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Rolling the dice.
Wanking. [I use this one] Jackol <-some filipino term Killing the cat. Beating off. |
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Aug 25 2005, 02:11 AM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
cleaning the pipes.
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Aug 25 2005, 09:15 AM
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everyone here says jerking off
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Aug 25 2005, 04:29 PM
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Stroking the Bunny.. lols got that from O&A +D
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Aug 28 2005, 06:18 AM
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i heard a guy say 'i'm going to bangkok' once and off he went to wank...others i've heard (pretty original)
bending wanking jacking off off for a heat stroke |
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Aug 28 2005, 08:25 AM
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 yeah. i'm kevin. Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 |
shooting the gun
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Aug 30 2005, 03:18 AM
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some chinese ppl call mastubating "Hitting Airplane"
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Aug 30 2005, 04:06 AM
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a five-knuckle shuffle
firing the gun (that one is rubbish, i know)
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Aug 30 2005, 11:13 AM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
this won't make sense but, "Stradling the horse." I heard that from a friend of mine who was talking about her bf. I am a girl btw
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Sep 2 2005, 01:36 AM
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Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon Backstroke Roulette Baiting your Hook |
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Sep 2 2005, 01:38 AM
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Tyler Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,447 |
Female Masturbation terms:
A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush |
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Sep 2 2005, 01:39 AM
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Tyler Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,447 |
Digging a Trench haha
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Sep 2 2005, 01:40 AM
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Tyler Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,447 |
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
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Sep 2 2005, 11:15 AM
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Tyler Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,447 |
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
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Sep 2 2005, 04:27 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
um...no...posting 5 times in a row!!! READ THE COMMUNITY GUIDELINES.
directed toward Tyler_Boss !! |
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Sep 3 2005, 09:39 PM
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omg i just looked on that site and this one is hilarious...Pound Your Piss Pump. eww hahhahah
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Sep 4 2005, 10:48 PM
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Tyler Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,447 |
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Haha
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