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50 Completely Useless Facts
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post Aug 21 2005, 02:48 AM
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hilter got his reward for what he did to jews
 
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post Aug 21 2005, 11:40 PM
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What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.


That was the only think i DIDNT know. HAHA thats funny though. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 10:13 PM
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wow this post is really interesting... keep making them
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 10:20 PM
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Wow those are some pretty random facts..

"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. "

That's hilarious.
 
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post Aug 25 2005, 12:03 AM
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Here's more.

Believe it or not...

* The venom in a Daddy Longlegs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough.

* A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

* On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

* If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

* Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

* The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting.

* The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

* There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

* It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.

* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

* Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

* In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

* In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic.

* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

* Polar bears are left-handed.

* Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

* The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

* A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

* The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

* A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

* Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered
blood donors.

* Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

* More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

* Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

* Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump".

* Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

* If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

* The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

* The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

* If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

* A snail can sleep for 3 years.

* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

* China has more English speakers than the United States.

* The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

* Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size 108.7 acres.


* The longest town name in the world has 167 letters.

* You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

* "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
* The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

* No president of the United States was an only child.

* The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
 
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post Aug 25 2005, 01:57 PM
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QUOTE(honorguard @ Jun 17 2004, 11:57 PM)
I didn't know Hitler had one testicle. Not that I was ever trying to find out.  huh.gif
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ahahha thats funny

very interesting facts wink.gif
 

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