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post Aug 23 2005, 11:17 PM
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This was in the paper
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Is there and emo in your house?



How to spot an "emo":

Wardrobe musts: Some sort of "cause bracelet." Shows they care.
Hair: Can be short or long, must be intentionally mussed. The just-got-off-a-roller-coaster look.
On their feet: Barefoot's best; shows they're "earthy," in touch with their feelings. Emo is, after all, short for "emotional." Sneakers are cool, too, like DVS.
Current emo ringleader: Death Cab for Cutie, whose forthcoming album, Plans, is one of this year's most anticipated releases.
They also ♥: Dashboard Confessional, Bright Eyes, the Starting Line, Jimmy Eat World, the Rocket Summer, Mae, the Promise Ring, the Postal Service - the band, not the people who lose your mail all the time. Newmos (newcomer emos) can fool everyone into believing they're longtime emos by also namedropping Unwound and Sunny Day Real Estate, emo pioneers.
Other sure signs: Holding a guitar,. Emos are supposed to be very much in touch with their emotions - and they're not afraid to sing about them. Broken heart necessary.


How to spot a "punk":

Wardrobe musts: jeans, ripped or not. Something hanging from pocket - bandana, wallet chain.
Hair: Not a big deal anymore. Mohawks are out. Colored hair's boring. Punk is such a part of pop culture now, normal's natural. You may have a punk kid living at your house and you DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.
On their feet: Vans sneakers or Skecher-like, tough-looking work shoes. BUT THEY CANNOT BE SKECHERS. That's too brand-namey.
Current punk ringleader: After a period of being not-so-hip, Green Day's cool again, thanks to their very fine, spit-in-the-face-of-politics CD, American Idiot.
They also ♥: Alkaline Trio, New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy, the Clash, an (and every) band that has played the Warped Tour.
Other sure signs: Facial piercings and tattoos are the obvious signs, but because that'll get kids kicked out of school, look for concert T-shirts, left-of-center accessories and iPods of all colors, MBs and gigs. Bad attitueds, arrest warrants and the whole safety-pinks-through-the-nose thing are more over than Sum 41.


How to spot a "screamo":

Wardrobe musts: Concert T-shirts, not ones bought at the mall. Eyeline, definitely - both guys and girls.
Hair: Same messy-is-good ethos as emos, but messier. May have to spend a few more minutes slopping it around.
On their feet: Whatever; they're not picky.
Current screamo ringleader: Hawthorne Heights, coming soon to a set of earplugs near you.
They also ♥: Terminal, Thrice, the Used, Posion the Well, Thursday, Underoath - basically, emo bands that scream a lot.
Other sure signs: Edgier attitude. Maybe black nail polish to go along with the eyeliner. Screamos are a little more pessimistic than emos, but just as in touch with their feelings. But, really, can't we all just scream along?


How to spot an "indie":

Wardrobe musts: Collared shirts (polo shirts, but not Polo shirts), tucked in or left out. Slim pants or clean jeans - no holes. Vintage jacket - or new, vintage-looking jacket. Need to look like they shot at second-hand stores, even if they don't.
Hair: Short, a little messy but still stylish. Thing GQ crossed with Spin.
On their feet: Either thrift-store-bought/kinda-scruffy dress shoes or retail store-bought sneakers.
Current indie ringleaders: Sufjan Steens, a singer/songwriter who plans to release one CD for every single US state. Indie kids, start saving your money now.
They also ♥: Modest Mouse, the Decemberists, Bloc Party, Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon, Spoon, Shout Out Louds, Cursive, Architecture in Helsinki.
Other sure signs: Should be snobby about music, like guys in High Fidelity. Must own iPod, but not the Shuffle or the Mini but the one that costs $400 or whatever. Know of bands no one else has ever heard of - and probably never will.

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I love how they thought they knew enough of what they were talking about to publish this.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:24 PM
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is emo similar to a hippie, like care for the nature and such?
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:30 PM
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I walk barefoot, and I have horribly messy hair, and I'm not emo D:<
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:34 PM
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Really interesting.
That means I am not emo, punk, screamo, or indie.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:40 PM
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o.O What paper was that?
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:43 PM
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Hmm, based on my musical tastes, I am emo, punk and screamo and a little indie... interesting.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:56 PM
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I want to kill the person that wrote this @_@

Since when is Fall Out Boy punk? Same goes for the Warped Tour.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:58 PM
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WOW.
*Bookmarks and prints out a copy.*

I'M READY FOR SCHOOL NOW, MOMMY! rolleyes.gif










Some of the things concerning music..is wrong, but okay.
What paper is this from?
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:18 AM
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Hahah I am a mix of it all <3
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 02:39 AM
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Haha. This is cute. I like it.
Also. Nice avatar!! cool.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 02:46 AM
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Since when was Yellowcard punk?


Interesting article, I guess...
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 03:12 AM
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blink.gif i can't believe a paper would publish that's weird
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 05:38 AM
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but i listen to all those bands in emo, screamo, indie and punk. i dress a bit of all of them. so what am i?
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 05:44 AM
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dude, i could be in any of those categories, if i so wished

ishall be an emindunk
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 07:35 AM
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QUOTE(vehvih @ Aug 23 2005, 11:40 PM)
o.O What paper was that?
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The Star Telegram in Fort Worth.
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 08:00 AM
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QUOTE(mo_rox @ Aug 24 2005, 12:17 AM)
I love how they thought they knew enough of what they were talking about to publish this.
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I love how people take this too seriously and can't have a sense of humor about the whole thing.
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 11:09 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Aug 24 2005, 6:00 AM)
I love how people take this too seriously and can't have a sense of humor about the whole thing.
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And I love you!! Hahah
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 11:37 AM
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yay now i know who to specifically to shoot when im on on my roof.

THX!!!!!!
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 11:47 AM
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My sister and I are the punks of the house. But my sig is a lil girly....

my hair isn't normal as you described. it's short, variety of length and has blue and purple high lights... i like to wear stockings in my arms and put holes in them for my fingers...and yes hair does matter

okay i got a lil mad with your description for punk people...

wtf? Fall Out Boy???????????? OKAYYYY and the warped tour is punk but considering how mainstream bands went there I really don't know what you're talking about ......... the descriptions really upset me... clothes and looks really aren't the only things that describe emos and punks... behavior counts as well

Yellow Card is NOT punk... Just be thankful you didn't put in those poser "punk" rock chicks that ACTUALLY sing pop.... I JUST LOVE how you think you know enough to describe people with almost inaccurate descriptions...and many (not all) punks listen to greenday even before American Idiot...
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 11:58 AM
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^^ alrite there...calm down...it's just for entertainment purposes

I love this: "polo shirts, but not Polo shirts"
 
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lol...that applys to a bunch of people at my school, but not really me even though i listen to that kind of music.
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 02:12 PM
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i'm supposed to be emo..>< well, at least a little.


[im not emo]
 
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wow. that's hysterically pathetic
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 03:22 PM
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QUOTE(racoons > you @ Aug 24 2005, 6:44 AM)
dude, i could be in any of those categories, if i so wished

ishall be an emindunk
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Haha, that's funny! laugh.gif

This is an interesting paper! It's like the whole, "Ways to Know if your Child is Goth". I love this stuff, makes me laugh.

QUOTE(andromeda_90 @ Aug 24 2005, 12:47 PM)
My sister and I are the punks of the house. But my sig is a lil girly....

my hair isn't normal as you described. it's short, variety of length and has blue and purple high lights... i like to wear stockings in my arms and put holes in them for my fingers...and yes hair does matter

okay i got a lil mad with your description for punk people...

wtf? Fall Out Boy???????????? OKAYYYY and the warped tour is punk but considering how mainstream bands went there I really don't know what you're talking about ......... the descriptions really upset me... clothes and looks really aren't the only things that describe emos and punks... behavior counts as well

Yellow Card is NOT punk... Just be thankful you didn't put in those poser "punk" rock chicks that ACTUALLY sing pop.... I JUST LOVE how you think you know enough to describe people with almost inaccurate descriptions...and many (not all) punks listen to greenday even before American Idiot...

Chill, she didn't write it. She stated she found it in the paper.
 
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Well that was fun to read...
 

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