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farts in class, somekid farted in my reading class
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:03 PM
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WELL since this is off topic of anything and SINCE certain people have a problem with everything i seem to post i figured id post this one to see what they had to say. THIS post is mainly about a kid today who farted in the middle of my reading class and how it lingered to the other side of the room...i even drew a diagram for those of you who mite not follow...but anyway so in reading there were a total of 11 people in the classroom...1 professor and 10 students...so i sat next to this kool girl catherine..shes awesome...and everyone else mostly sat on the left or in the middle...two people out of the 10 sat on the right side of the room...this girl danielle and this other kid, i cant remember his name...but anyway out of nowhere we hear sound that we all recognized as a fart....so we looked to where it came from and it was that kid!!! he was like sleeping or something...you know how they say people sleepwalk? well this one sleepfarts...very very disgusting not only because he farted WHILE he was sleeping or because he did it publicly in front of EVERYONE...it was because the smell lingered across the room to me...i was right next to the door!!! UGH it was gross...i know the professor smelled it but she was probably too much of a lady to say anything or even notice the smell...take a look...


oh its that bad...
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:07 PM
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OMG. I'm sorry but that is too funny.
I literally LOLed. biggrin.gif
Poor kid though...
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:09 PM
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Well...I've never had a major problem with anything you've posted....and I guess it is kinda funny about the fart. Actually it's really just funny cuz of the way you put it "sleep farting" tongue.gif You do, however, type even worse than I do, and this topic doesn't really contribute to the forum....no topic for discussion.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:11 PM
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wow... never underestimate fart power
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:11 PM
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That diagram is what made me laugh. Haha, you took time to make that...wow.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:12 PM
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everyone farts =P i dont get how this is gross, really.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:17 PM
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i like the diagram... the green makes it look like poison...
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:56 PM
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wow..i love your diagram.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:56 PM
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wow..i love your diagram.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:58 PM
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OMG. you making that diagram was hilarious! and the story. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 07:58 PM
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... Shit. Why did you waste your time making a diagram of someone's fart. Jeez, don't you have .. homework to do or something? wacko.gif
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 08:08 PM
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thats gross. I mean, you are gross, but the farter. They should go to the doctor. I mean, if its that potent there could be some serious things wrong lol. And what the hell was he doing SLEEPING?!
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 08:17 PM
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HAHAHAHHA that diagram is so cute! ahhh :] that made me laugh haha
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 08:27 PM
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lmao...i really like the diagram. it helped me understand it better lol.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 08:29 PM
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lol!!! nice visual. the funniest thing i've read all day.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 08:44 PM
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urgh..this reminds me of my physic class.. - _ -
nice picture =P
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 09:44 PM
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LOL. Wow..sleepfarting.
Kind of new to me.
I sometimes talk in my sleep.
But yeah..

And your little diagram amused me. :lol:
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:32 PM
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Wow...the power of Methane....or whatever fart is.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:36 PM
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The diagram makes me laugh.
Sleepfarting is definitely something new.
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 11:42 PM
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HAHAHAHHAH!! laugh.gif Sleepfarting is not new tongue.gif My mom farts sometimes when she is sleeping.
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:00 AM
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my cousin sleepfarts wacko.gif

that diagram was hilarious. that has never happened in one of my classes, but at track practice, we were stretching and some kid farted, and ALL 63 OF US TURNED AND LOOKED AT HIM.

so he did it again...
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:03 AM
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lmfao....thats a nice layout aka blueprints of the room...and well he must of have been dreaming of stars wars when they say...let the force be with you...well looked like he killed the whole room up...i feel bad for your nose and the birds outside [if you opened the window]
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE(pyrochick19770 @ Aug 23 2005, 7:07 PM)
OMG. I'm sorry but that is too funny.
I literally LOLed. biggrin.gif
Poor kid though...
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laugh.gif I literally laughed out loud, too! What a funny, yet sad, story..love the diagram! thumbsup.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 01:33 AM
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lmao. i love your demonstration. it makes more sense.

QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 23 2005, 8:32 PM)
Wow...the power of Methane....or whatever fart is.
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i think it's sulfur. _unsure.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 01:51 AM
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Omg. LMFAO! That diagram made me laugh so hard. Anyway yeah how sad for the kid who farted.
 
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