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 Aug 22 2005, 02:42 AM
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A Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word. The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here." To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!" |
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gotahemmi55 Horse in a Bar Aug 22 2005, 02:42 AM
EXPLO5ION Not as funny as the other jokes. Aug 22 2005, 03:27 PM Shortiiex so, he is saying thet it is too expensive? Aug 22 2005, 07:12 PM gotahemmi55 *sigh*
he didn't give the horse the correct c... Aug 22 2005, 08:03 PM yellowgurl o. i was left thinking about it too.. until you ex... Aug 23 2005, 01:56 PM islandkiss eh. that was okay Aug 23 2005, 08:17 PM
Paradox of Life Didn't even make me smile. Cute though, hehe. Aug 23 2005, 08:31 PM  |
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