looking for who wrote this song... Options

[cheesynoodles]

i think this song is hilarious and want to find the MP3 so i can put it on my xanga site. if anyone can provide a name for who wrote this song, i would appreciate it.



[Dear Diary; Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab my heart because I love you” and “Rip apart my soul” and of course “Stabby rip stab stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…like that guy from that band can do….some days you know...]

I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a senses fail album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a P**sy, they don’t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

[my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.]

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

[My parents don’t get me ya know. They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy…well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay. I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways. I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend.]

[Kenado]

Did you try to search a part of it from google? Anyways topics like this aren't alloud, but there are some resources listed here that you can use to find the song.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=84599

[cheesynoodles]

eep. sorry. 0_o

i just wanted to know the artist, that's all. i am willing to find the song by myself. it's just that when i used google it didn't come up with anything of the sort that would help me.

[Kenado]

Ehhh I guess I can help, I'll see if I come up with anything and if not sorry.

[talcumpowder]

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[ http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=84599 ]
[ http://maderic.blogspot.com/2005/07/im-just-emo-kid.html ]

[vclovesgc]

anyway, here u go...
song name: emo kid
by Andy and Andrew