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 Aug 20 2005, 12:28 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water." |
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Aug 20 2005, 06:59 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
hahahaha. the husband seems stupid.
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Aug 20 2005, 05:26 PM
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im lookin for love this time Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265 |
wow that was so funni!!!...im explaining it to my sister and she still doenst get it...you need to keep postin more..i love to laugh...
<3 melany |
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Aug 21 2005, 05:15 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
haha you have the best jokes! stupid unfaithful people....lol
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Aug 21 2005, 05:26 PM
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 Opus Dei Group: Member Posts: 132 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,441 |
lol, nice.
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Aug 21 2005, 05:30 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha. i love your jokes.
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Aug 21 2005, 06:05 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
LOLL ROFLMAO
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Aug 21 2005, 06:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol...he should have confronted her
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Aug 22 2005, 01:14 AM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
gee what a great marriage, they're cheating on each other -_-;
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Sep 2 2005, 02:42 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats greatt
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Sep 2 2005, 02:45 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Ooh, that's bad.
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Sep 2 2005, 02:46 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I love your jokes. even though I've heard that one, at least you repeat good ones :D
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Sep 2 2005, 06:35 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
rofl the husband wus cheating too :D
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