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 Aug 18 2005, 12:35 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A ventriloquist was driving through Alabama when he has some car
trouble near a small town. He pulled into the local service station and the mechanic said he could have the car fixed in about an hour. So the guy was looking for some way to kill some time when he spotted a local farmer with some of his animals wandering walking towards a market. So the ventriloquist thinks to himself, "I can spend a little time having some fun with this guy." He walks up to the farmer and sais, "Sir, this is a mighty fine- looking horse ya got here. Do you mind if I ask him a few questions?" The farmers said, "But that horse can't talk..." And the ventriloquist went around to the front of the horse and said, "How do you like living on the farm? Then, in his best horse-voice, he made the horse appear to answer, "Its great, plenty of salt-licks and the works not too hard. They groom my mane every week, so I like it a lot." The farmer was in total shock over his horse's new found voice when the ventriloquist said, "Mind if I ask your hound a question?" The farmer stammered a bit and said, "But the dog... it don't talk..." And so the man walked up to the dog and said, "How does this guy treat you?" "Oh," said the ventriloquist in his best dog-voice, "he's really nice. There's always food in my dish and he takes me hunting. Then his woman rubs my belly." This confounded the farmer and so the ventriloquist said, "Look, I don't want to take any more of your time, but before I go, do you mind if I ask your sheep a question?" And the farmer said, "That sheep there is a big, fat liar!" |
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Aug 18 2005, 01:58 AM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
huh? i sorta get it.. but i dont really get why the sheep is a big fat liar...
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Aug 18 2005, 04:35 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
is it cuz he treats the sheep badly?
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Aug 18 2005, 07:18 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
come on people, he's a farmer in alabama, he has SEX with the sheep
i should have made it a goat |
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Aug 18 2005, 10:24 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
^I thought he trated the sheep badly...too.
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Aug 18 2005, 10:31 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
Haha I got that
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Aug 18 2005, 11:50 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
QUOTE(gotahemmi55 @ Aug 18 2005, 8:18 PM) come on people, he's a farmer in alabama, he has SEX with the sheep i should have made it a goat  um. ok. i get it now. |
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Aug 21 2005, 05:20 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
Lol ok, I thought he just treated the sheep badly
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Aug 21 2005, 05:28 PM
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 Opus Dei Group: Member Posts: 132 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,441 |
err, that was sick.
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Aug 22 2005, 02:34 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
QUOTE(gotahemmi55 @ Aug 18 2005, 5:18 PM) come on people, he's a farmer in alabama, he has SEX with the sheep i should have made it a goat hahhaa. that's what i was thinking |
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Aug 22 2005, 07:10 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
that was funnyyy
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