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 Aug 16 2005, 03:15 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217  |
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
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Aug 16 2005, 03:18 AM
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 Drowning by numbers Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,026 |
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Aug 16 2005, 11:44 AM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
Hahaha, that's great. I like how the LAPD does it.
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Aug 16 2005, 01:12 PM
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 duckieee<3 Group: Member Posts: 527 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,962 |
AHAHAHAHHA that was hilarious.
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Aug 16 2005, 05:02 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha
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Aug 16 2005, 05:22 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
haha. poor bear.
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Aug 17 2005, 10:29 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, clever. =)
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Aug 17 2005, 10:55 PM
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im lookin for love this time Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265 |
wow i was dying in my chair...that was hilarious...i was waiting for the funny part n then it got me so bad...i was crying...
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Aug 24 2005, 10:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,207 |
hahhaa lol . its sad tho becuz something like dat mite actually happen... not in a literal sense of course
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Sep 5 2005, 05:51 AM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
hahaha. i like how the CIA did it.
there is no rabbit.  deal with it. :D
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