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dumb blonde
piney
post Aug 15 2005, 11:38 AM
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im thinker than you smart i am.
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a dumb blonde joke
i am blonde(ish), so im not being offensive by saying "dumb blonde.' I know plenty of smart blondes out there!

two blondes were walking down a dirt path when they spotted some tracks.

Dumb blonde 1: Look, deer tracks!
Dumb Blonde 2: Those arent deer tracks! They're raccoon tracks!!
Dumb Blonde 1: They are deer tracks!
Dumb Blonde 2: Raccoon tracks!
Dumb Blonde 1: deer tracks!
Dumb Blonde 2: Raccoon tracks!
Dumb Blonde 1: deer tracks!
Dumb Blonde 2: Raccoon tracks!

...one hour later, the two blondes were both hit by a train.
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 11:41 AM
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this doesnt go here.

can someone move this to humor?
 
XxVaLeRyXx
post Aug 15 2005, 11:45 AM
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they told me im beautiful
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move it for humor
 
shortiiex
post Aug 15 2005, 11:53 AM
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as you know this doesn'tbelong here
i didn't really like teh joke
 
teeners4
post Aug 15 2005, 12:04 PM
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lol i get it......but it being in the wrong forum loses it's funniness rolleyes.gif haha sooo someone move it xP
 
technicolour
post Aug 15 2005, 12:52 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life
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Ha ha..how..funny..ha ha </sarcasm>



plllzzzz mooovveeeee itttttt good ol' modssssss
 
baakla
post Aug 15 2005, 12:53 PM
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LiCKETY SPLiT ;]
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i thought it was funny.
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 12:54 PM
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Good-Bye.
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Haha. stubborn.gif Humor. Humor.
Why is everyone posting jokes in 'The Lounge' now?
Anyways haha.



 
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post Aug 15 2005, 12:54 PM
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duckieee<3
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i thought it was funny xP even though it's in the wrong place. but i've heard this joke millions of times. =x but it's funny :)
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 12:54 PM
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Hey, guys? It works better to PM a mod to let them know a topic needs to be moved, rather than have ten people post about it in the thread.
 
OhXiet_ItzDonnA
post Aug 15 2005, 12:56 PM
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I love you more than sex appeal.
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...ohhhh....i get it...haha yeah they argued for a loong time. hehe
 
fallen_angel1137
post Aug 15 2005, 01:30 PM
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Save a guitar, bang a guitarist.
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Ha. Ha. Not really funny, IMO. But yes, we need a movement of topic to humor...
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 01:40 PM
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Okay guys, the mods will move it when they see it, okay? Don't have to keep repeating "move this to humor".

As for the joke, it was kindna funny.
 
Teesa
post Aug 15 2005, 02:24 PM
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crushed.
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Moved to Humor
 
XDrayne
post Aug 15 2005, 05:00 PM
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LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS!
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i get it ;p its kinda funny ;p and clever too..just next time put it in da humor section hah everyone makes mistakes ;p happy.gif
 
aera
post Aug 18 2005, 09:18 PM
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*scribble scribble*
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i didnt get until after i started laughing. -.-
 
5ayuri
post Aug 18 2005, 10:20 PM
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Too slow.
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I get it.
It's an OK joke.
 
SkaironFrenzy
post Aug 20 2005, 09:53 AM
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HOY!!!!!
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eerr blonde jokes are getting old.
 
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post Dec 31 2006, 02:35 AM
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LOL wow...
 
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