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good-bye...daddy?
timeflies51
post Aug 13 2005, 12:18 PM
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There was a family with five family members. Every night when the father would get into bed to go to sleep he would hear his son's evening prayers in the next room.

But one night the boy's prayers were very strange. "Goodnight Daddy, goodnight Mommy, goodnight Grandpa, good-bye Grandma."

The next morning the family woke up to find the grandmother dead from a heart attack.

That night the father heard, "Goodnight Daddy, goodnight Mommy, good-bye Grandpa."

The next morning the grandfather was found dead from a heart attack.

That night the father heard, "Goodnight Daddy, good-bye Mommy."

Sure enough, the mother died of a heart attack.

That night the father got into bed very, very nervous. He heard, "Good-bye Daddy."

He couldn't sleep. He tossed and turned for most of the night before finally falling asleep.

The next morning he woke up - still alive! He was very confused, for wasn't he supposed to be dead?

He walked down to the front door to get the newspaper, and when he opened the door -

The mailman was dead on the front steps.
 

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